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Conan's New Show
« on: Nov 11, 2010, 12:27:44 PM »
Imma gonna make a topic about a show I can't watch on TV.

VIDEO: Conan O’Brien’s Return to Late Night Gets Taiwanese Cartoon Tribute

Conan' Premiere Beats Leno, Letterman

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Conan O'Brien is enjoying a sweet, sweet victory in the ratings.
The TBS premiere of Conan has soundly beaten NBC's Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Monday night.
Conan drew 4.2 million viewers, which is very impressive. What's more: 3.3 million of them were adults 18-49.
By comparison Tonight had 3.5 million viewers, with only 950,000 of his audience in the demo.
Late Show with David Letterman had 3.4 million and 1.3 million.  

O'Brien also trounced Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, as expected (see chart below).
As rivals are sure to point out, the series premiere of a new late-night program is almost always victorious, people want to chell out the new show. O'Brien's Tonight on NBC dropped more than 50% from his premiere within a week. It's still an accomplishment, however, anytime a cable show beats broadcast.

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #1 on: Nov 11, 2010, 12:29:41 PM »

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #2 on: Nov 11, 2010, 12:58:13 PM »
So far this show is pretty much exactly like it was during his run as Late Night and the Tonight Show. 

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #3 on: Nov 11, 2010, 12:59:01 PM »
And thanks to this show I now know what a Tokyo Sandblaster is....I wish I didn't, but I do.

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #4 on: Nov 11, 2010, 02:00:50 PM »
I have no idea what that is.

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #5 on: Nov 11, 2010, 03:07:38 PM »
Google brought back to many different results.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #6 on: Nov 11, 2010, 03:18:37 PM »
Well if what I found is true...what is is when someone with diarrhea farts in your fact. The Tokyo comes the fact that your eyes squint like an Asian when you get hit with shit particles.

And if that it is really what it is, I can't believe the stuff some people are able to talk other people into letting them do.

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #7 on: Nov 11, 2010, 05:54:53 PM »
someone with diarrhea farts in your fact.

I am not correcting you this time, I sincerely find this mistake hilarious. I am imagining a man stating something very important, and a young woman running up and making a mess of his podium.
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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #8 on: Nov 11, 2010, 06:40:58 PM »
Yeah, Face...sorry.

I probably was thinking about if what I had read was true, IE: fact. So that slipped in there in because of it.

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #9 on: Nov 11, 2010, 07:35:15 PM »
You know what the problem with me correcting you is? I look like a jackass. I just want you t know, it's because I care.
Get a little closer let it fold
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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #10 on: Nov 11, 2010, 08:56:38 PM »
so...is the show worth watching?

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #11 on: Nov 11, 2010, 10:32:05 PM »
I enjoy it.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #12 on: Nov 11, 2010, 11:19:38 PM »
You know what the problem with me correcting you is? I look like a jackass. I just want you t know, it's because I care.

That's because you are. Don't fight it. You can't help it. You were born that way. Don't let anyone tell you different.

And yeah I like it too. It's really good. But then I liked this work on the Late Show and The Tonight Show.

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #13 on: Nov 12, 2010, 02:58:54 PM »
I thought Thursday's episode was especially delightful.

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #14 on: Nov 12, 2010, 03:48:09 PM »
I thought Thursday's episode was especially delightful.

I pictured you drinking tea out of fine china with a raised pinky when I read that.

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #15 on: Nov 12, 2010, 05:22:00 PM »
Me and Kary watch football with fine tea out of Imported Japanese stoneware.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #16 on: Nov 12, 2010, 10:32:13 PM »
That is quite possibly the most elaborate sex metaphor I have ever encountered.

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #17 on: Nov 12, 2010, 11:18:49 PM »
If that's the case, I have no idea what they're doing.

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #18 on: Nov 13, 2010, 12:08:03 AM »
It sounds complicated.

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #19 on: Nov 13, 2010, 12:09:44 AM »
And boooo...no Conan on Friday? What the Fuck? I guess Lopez tonight doesn't run on Friday either, but I didn't know that cause I wouldn't watch that shit if you paid me.....













Well maybe if you paid me, but only cause I need the money.

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #20 on: Nov 13, 2010, 01:39:39 AM »
Being saved one day of Lopez Tonight should cancel out the loss of one less Conan a week.

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #21 on: Nov 13, 2010, 02:18:48 AM »
It would if I ever stuck around to watch it, which I never do. I mean he's thanking the musical guest and I'm already looking for the remote.

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #22 on: Nov 13, 2010, 03:18:35 AM »
Yet another Lopez who inexplicably has a thriving career.

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #23 on: Nov 13, 2010, 03:34:14 AM »
Hey, they bring that Latin juice that quenches the thirst of the masses. Or something.

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #24 on: Nov 13, 2010, 03:35:54 AM »
1. Move Lopez Tonight to Arizona.
2. Playfully hide all identifying documentation.
3. ???
4. PROFIT

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #25 on: Nov 13, 2010, 03:37:45 AM »
They won't deport Slater, not even in Arizona.

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #26 on: Nov 13, 2010, 03:38:38 AM »
We won't know until we try.

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #27 on: Nov 13, 2010, 03:41:20 AM »
I'll only go along with the plan if we can get them to take Dustin Diamond too.

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #28 on: Nov 13, 2010, 03:57:01 AM »
Is Slater still a thing? Does he still do stuff?

I saw him once back when Conan had his old show, and he was all, "Look at my Latin muscles. You can have Latin muscles like me if you buy my book about Latin muscles."

But I didn't.

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Re: Conan's New Show
« Reply #29 on: Nov 13, 2010, 03:59:31 AM »
Latin muscles are gay.