Author Topic: Conan's New Show (Read 18349 times)

joe · « **Reply #30 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:13:47 AM »

I hear the hairs on Latin muscles naturally grow into the shape of Zorro's mustache.

That's just what I hear.

B E C K · « **Reply #31 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:14:46 AM »

Not these days and with easy access to wax.

joe · « **Reply #32 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:40:21 AM »

Wait. So... wax to remove the hair, not wax to shape it, right?

Because with shaping wax, anyone could have Zorro's mustache on their muscles. But that would be cheating.

Rama · « **Reply #33 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:43:37 AM »

Or a little Lighting Bolt.

I keep going back to the Lighting Bolt...no idea why.

B E C K · « **Reply #34 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:44:54 AM »

Quote from: joerammstein on Nov 13, 2010, 04:40:21 AM

Wait. So... wax to remove the hair, not wax to shape it, right?

Because with shaping wax, anyone could have Zorro's mustache on their muscles. But that would be cheating.

To remove. Although I was able to shape Zorro's Z in my armpit with a pair of tweezers and strategic plucking. Hijole!

Quote from: Rama on Nov 13, 2010, 04:43:37 AM

Or a little Lighting Bolt.

I keep going back to the Lighting Bolt...no idea why.

Bestial love affair with Bolt.

Rama · « **Reply #35 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:49:17 AM »

No...that has Miley Cyrus in it. I could never love anything with that in it.

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:51:34 AM »

Not even Billy Ray Cyrus?

Okay, okay, yes, that was terrible.

joe · « **Reply #37 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 05:05:45 AM »

When you said Bolt, I immediately thought Silverbolt from the AllSpark and HotF. Toe used to call him Poonbolt because he was always bragging about how much he got laid.

He posted pretty irregularly, even back then, so you might not recall the guy.

B E C K · « **Reply #38 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 05:07:50 AM »

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Toe used to call him Poonbolt because he was always bragging about how much he got laid.

Dude, is THAT why? I thought it was because he was a pussy or something.

joe · « **Reply #39 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 05:32:05 AM »

Ahahaha! Nah, man. He was like...

You ever watch Jersey Shore? I don't, but I hear them talked about enough to be somewhat familiar with the cast.

Anyway, Poonbolt would have been like the proto-Situation. He was the Situation before the Situation reared his ugly head.

At least, that's the vibe I got from him. He seemed okay though. Never came across as an asshole or anything.

B E C K · « **Reply #40 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 05:33:14 AM »

I have never seen any Jersey Shore. Sadly, I still know who that is.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #41 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 09:48:41 PM »

So is Conan still doing good? I hope he is, he was funny as fuck in his old show.

Sam · « **Reply #42 on:** Nov 15, 2010, 01:30:13 PM »

It's certainly better than him trying to be someone else when starting on the Tonight Show, but doesn't have the manic energy and disregard for authority of those last few weeks.

I'd say it's on the same level as his Late Night stint. It's bumped The Daily Show from my nightly schedule. Sometimes Colbert too, depending on who the guests are.

gwynn · « **Reply #43 on:** Nov 15, 2010, 06:49:57 PM »

I hope he keeps growing the beard to reach ZZ Top levels of ridiculousness.

B E C K · « **Reply #44 on:** Nov 15, 2010, 08:30:28 PM »

That would be sick! And he could braid it like a Viking and shit!

Sam · « **Reply #45 on:** Nov 22, 2010, 02:08:52 PM »

I'm catching up on the episodes I missed last week and, man, I'm probably too old to have celebrity crushes, but I'd do crazy, awful, horrible things for Ms. Rosario Dawson.

Fiero · « **Reply #46 on:** Nov 22, 2010, 03:27:26 PM »

You are never too old for a crush, especially not one on her.

B E C K · « **Reply #47 on:** Nov 22, 2010, 11:39:35 PM »

And your crush is never told old for you, just like me and Betty White.

Rama · « **Reply #48 on:** Nov 23, 2010, 12:15:48 AM »

You and the rest of the followers.

B E C K · « **Reply #49 on:** Nov 23, 2010, 12:43:22 AM »

Look, I'm sorry Bea Arthur's dead but haters don't always gotta hate.

Rama · « **Reply #50 on:** Nov 23, 2010, 01:24:06 AM »

All the Golden Girls are dead except her...it's like all the Beatles being dead except Ringo. I mean what's the point!

B E C K · « **Reply #51 on:** Nov 24, 2010, 12:01:59 AM »

Excuse me, but all Golden Girls were golden! There were no weak links like with the Beatles.

Rama · « **Reply #52 on:** Nov 24, 2010, 12:41:45 AM »

Sure, sure...you keep telling yourself that.

B E C K · « **Reply #53 on:** Nov 24, 2010, 01:07:40 AM »

It's reality and you should learn to accept it.

Rama · « **Reply #54 on:** Nov 24, 2010, 01:58:07 AM »

It's your opinion and Bea Arthur out shined the all. I mean she didn't have some cheap gimmick like being a whore or an idiot to make people laugh. She just had herself and her penis, and that was all she needed.

Sam · « **Reply #55 on:** Nov 24, 2010, 12:40:46 PM »

And that paddle game. And the remote control. And that lamp. But that's ALL she needed!

B E C K · « **Reply #56 on:** Nov 24, 2010, 11:16:00 PM »

The penis WAS her gimmick.

Rama · « **Reply #57 on:** Nov 25, 2010, 02:10:42 AM »

It's not a gimmick if you were born with it.

B E C K · « **Reply #58 on:** Nov 25, 2010, 04:55:09 PM »

Of course it can be.

Rama · « **Reply #59 on:** Nov 25, 2010, 11:16:54 PM »

You are just trying to downplay her natural talent and I won't let you sully her memory like that.