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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #420 on: Jul 12, 2012, 12:29:37 PM »
Holy shit!

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #421 on: Jul 12, 2012, 06:53:20 PM »
Holy shit!

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Wh do the girls with the same colors attack the girls with the same colors? Would it not make more sense for each to attack the girls with the different colors?
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #422 on: Jul 12, 2012, 11:51:36 PM »
Because that'd be racist.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #423 on: Jul 13, 2012, 12:45:57 AM »
^ That.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #424 on: Jul 13, 2012, 04:37:01 PM »
But we can't have all this red on red, blue on blue, and whatever the other color was on itself crime. It just ain't right, brotha man.
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #425 on: Jul 13, 2012, 07:33:10 PM »
It's actually just one girl attacking three of her classmates.

Which reminds me, I still haven't finished watching the rest of Zetsubou.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #426 on: Jul 14, 2012, 02:24:09 AM »
JUst FYI Super Mario Bros 2 is outo

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #427 on: Jul 15, 2012, 12:34:29 AM »
Screw that, it was just a dream.  None of your work matters.  None of it!

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #428 on: Jul 16, 2012, 12:52:54 PM »
JUst FYI Super Mario Bros 2 is outo

Yeah, since like the late 80s.
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #429 on: Jul 16, 2012, 07:16:25 PM »
I thought maybe she meant New Super Mario Bros. 2 on the 3DS, but that's not even out in Japan until the end of the month.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #430 on: Jul 17, 2012, 08:21:17 AM »
Doesn't look like it's the Wii or 3DS virtual console.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #431 on: Jul 18, 2012, 11:18:06 PM »
Downloaded Hard Corps the other day. It's basically Contra for modern consoles, but somehow it's just not that fun.
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #432 on: Jul 19, 2012, 07:51:59 AM »
I know Hard Corps Uprising is supposed to be Contra, but it sure doesn't feel like it. The last great Contra game in my opinion was Shattered Soldier on the PS2. A lot of people complain about the lack of weapon drops -- you can freely cycle through three predetermined weapons instead -- but Shattered Soldier is just all around awesome.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #433 on: Jul 19, 2012, 08:11:32 AM »
I still play Contra and it's two immediately proceeding sequels fairly regularly.
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #434 on: Jul 20, 2012, 01:09:17 AM »
JUst FYI Super Mario Bros 2 is outo

Yeah, since like the late 80s.

For the 3DS bro

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #435 on: Jul 20, 2012, 09:15:32 AM »
The only reason I'd ever buy a portable would be to play those Mario games. But I figure it won't be long before I can play them on my PC.
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #436 on: Jul 20, 2012, 10:57:33 AM »
JUst FYI Super Mario Bros 2 is outo

Yeah, since like the late 80s.

For the 3DS bro

Then that's probably not the full title.
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #437 on: Jul 20, 2012, 11:30:29 AM »
New Super Mario Bros. 2, I'd imagine.
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #438 on: Jul 20, 2012, 11:47:25 AM »
New Super Mario Bros. 2, I'd imagine.

I didn't even know it existed.

I just watched the trailer. Apparently this is the Mario game that teaches kids that the only thing that matters is gold. If you don't like your enemies, turn them into gold. If lava's got you down, turn yourself gold. Gold, gold gold.

This is Mario now:

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #439 on: Jul 20, 2012, 05:42:34 PM »
New Super Mario Bros. 2, I'd imagine.

I didn't even know it existed.

I just watched the trailer. Apparently this is the Mario game that teaches kids that the only thing that matters is gold. If you don't like your enemies, turn them into gold. If lava's got you down, turn yourself gold. Gold, gold gold.



So anal

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #440 on: Jul 20, 2012, 05:49:58 PM »
New Super Mario Bros. 2, I'd imagine.

I didn't even know it existed.

I just watched the trailer. Apparently this is the Mario game that teaches kids that the only thing that matters is gold. If you don't like your enemies, turn them into gold. If lava's got you down, turn yourself gold. Gold, gold gold.



So anal

I mean, if you're into anal, I guess it's like gold.
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #441 on: Jul 21, 2012, 01:29:08 PM »
Mario's always been about the Benjamins.

And why not? I'd be stealing money from flying turtles if it meant having a get out of death free card.
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #442 on: Jul 22, 2012, 08:52:50 PM »
I thought the game was fucking Peach and eating her cake out.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #443 on: Jul 22, 2012, 10:43:15 PM »
That game would have more replayability.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #444 on: Jul 23, 2012, 08:17:41 AM »
I don't know if I want to buy New Mario Bros. 2 since I hated the Wii version but liked the DS version somewhat.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #445 on: Jul 23, 2012, 11:53:36 AM »
I don't know if I want to buy New Mario Bros. 2 since I hated the Wii version but liked the DS version somewhat.

I rather liked them both immensely, but NSMBWii did feel a bit stagnant and boring in some parts. It did have a few excellent levels like the one where you're moving upward in a castle as Bullet Bills are coming from all directions.
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #446 on: Jul 24, 2012, 03:39:15 AM »
I have Super Mario Bros 1 but for the DSi. I think they re-released it for the 3ds, cant remember. So many marios.
Anyways I didn't like it much. I'll try to play it again
I want OoT goddamnit

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« Reply #447 on: Jul 24, 2012, 11:21:37 AM »
I have Super Mario Bros 1 but for the DSi. I think they re-released it for the 3ds, cant remember. So many marios.
Anyways I didn't like it much. I'll try to play it again
I want OoT goddamnit

It's called New Super Mario Bros. It was for the DS. There is Super Mario 3D Land for the 3DS which is a completely different game. This game is a sequel to New Super Mario Bros for the DS.
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« Reply #448 on: Jul 24, 2012, 06:05:18 PM »
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« Reply #449 on: Jul 24, 2012, 06:30:12 PM »
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