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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #60 on: Jul 18, 2010, 01:13:44 AM »
You will also force yourself to buy popcorn and soda for 12 dollars!

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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #61 on: Jul 18, 2010, 02:31:45 AM »
I do not eat popcorn most places because of the vegan choice. I probably should not buy coke either because of the whole evil corporation thing, but I am typing this on an iPhone ... So ....
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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #62 on: Jul 18, 2010, 02:34:54 AM »
Does Coke adhere to vegan standards?

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« Reply #63 on: Jul 18, 2010, 10:53:23 AM »
I think Kosher Coke does.
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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #64 on: Jul 18, 2010, 01:16:15 PM »
It is quite unclear. Most hardline vegans will tell you not to drink from corporations period, because of the evil things a corporation does.

Edit: My iPhone somehow corrected hardline to barroom. WTF?
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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #65 on: Jul 18, 2010, 03:01:25 PM »
Make money?
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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #66 on: Jul 18, 2010, 08:03:25 PM »
I do not eat popcorn most places because of the vegan choice.

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« Reply #67 on: Jul 19, 2010, 12:10:55 AM »
Vegans are wierd. Plants feel pain. Scientifically proven.
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« Reply #68 on: Jul 19, 2010, 02:20:48 AM »
It is quite unclear. Most hardline vegans will tell you not to drink from corporations period, because of the evil things a corporation does.

Edit: My iPhone somehow corrected hardline to barroom. WTF?

Barroom vegans?  Lol.

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« Reply #69 on: Jul 19, 2010, 02:57:17 AM »
It is harder for me to feel bad about eating plants. I would actually prefer my sustenance be derived from the sun directly, but eating food is pretty fun. It is also harder for me to believe plants have a conscious awareness.

I have actually wondered about that. How do plants decide what to evolve without a conscious?
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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #70 on: Jul 21, 2010, 06:35:42 PM »
Those lines on his suit kinda freak me out.
For some reason that kinda reminds me of will ferrell.

Also, vegans suck. :/
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #71 on: Jul 21, 2010, 10:59:14 PM »
I love meat, though for dinner I had only rice and black beans.
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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #72 on: Jul 22, 2010, 05:28:48 AM »
For some reason that kinda reminds me of will ferrell.

Aw, shit.  CAN'T.  UNSEE.

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« Reply #73 on: Jul 22, 2010, 05:12:22 PM »

Also, vegans suck. :/
We finally agree on something.

I'm sorry Fiero but you cant deny meat is delicious. Especially when its all bloody . hmmm steak tartare.....

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« Reply #74 on: Jul 22, 2010, 05:18:32 PM »
It is not about it being tasty, it is about not wanting to eat animals. I know it is tasty. I still sort of remember.
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« Reply #75 on: Jul 22, 2010, 07:37:27 PM »

Also, vegans suck. :/
We finally agree on something.

I'm sorry Fiero but you cant deny meat is delicious. Especially when its all bloody . hmmm steak tartare.....

Nothing beats a medium rare filet minion, except maybe a nice three-meat italian meatball made with fresh ground beef, veal, and pork.
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« Reply #76 on: Jul 22, 2010, 07:49:59 PM »
Like I said, it is not about the taste.
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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #77 on: Jul 22, 2010, 08:54:20 PM »
I don't see why you people care.  I think it's very admirable that he can resist so many delicious animal products for the sake of teh animals.

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« Reply #78 on: Jul 22, 2010, 10:31:02 PM »
Ah, somebody likes me.
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« Reply #79 on: Jul 23, 2010, 07:45:57 AM »
Like I said, it is not about the taste.
They would eat you, ya know.
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« Reply #80 on: Jul 23, 2010, 12:02:49 PM »
Sometimes they do.

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« Reply #81 on: Jul 23, 2010, 03:47:22 PM »
Has not happened yet.
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« Reply #82 on: Jul 23, 2010, 04:37:16 PM »
How many real animals do you ever see in your life. Go camping in the real wilderness.
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« Reply #83 on: Jul 23, 2010, 04:45:47 PM »
I used to go camping every year. My dad was the scoutmaster. We got chased by feral pigs once.
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« Reply #84 on: Jul 23, 2010, 08:27:44 PM »
Eat some pork! Fuck them, they are on the bottom now.
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« Reply #85 on: Jul 23, 2010, 08:51:56 PM »
That is not how I do things.
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« Reply #86 on: Jul 23, 2010, 11:21:12 PM »
Yeah, he could only do that if they ate his dad.  Then he'd have been permited to eat their dad in return.  It's tribal feral pig law.

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« Reply #87 on: Jul 24, 2010, 04:48:37 AM »
I could leave beef behind forever except for the wonderous sensation that is hamburger.


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« Reply #88 on: Jul 24, 2010, 07:25:26 AM »
Viva La Pork.

Is that not an oxymoron?
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« Reply #89 on: Jul 24, 2010, 11:00:41 AM »
I could leave beef behind forever except for the wonderous sensation that is hamburger.


Viva La Pork.
Go search out an aged, well-bred piece of beef and tell me it's not the best thing ever. Kobe/Wagyu beef counts for this, too.
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We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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