Author Topic: I just spent hours on the internets reading all kinds of shit... (Read 3101 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Sep 17, 2010, 07:11:08 AM »

...except I originally came online to look up the population of Barcelona and just remembered that now. Ha ha, I'm old. This is really gonna suck if I live to be 60.

Rama · « **Reply #1 on:** Sep 17, 2010, 01:22:46 PM »

You know what I hate. You're looking at something on the net...and then you think "I wonder..." and you open Google in a separate tab and then you go back to what you were reading and then when you return to Google you forgot what you were going to look up.

Fiero · « **Reply #2 on:** Sep 19, 2010, 04:42:40 AM »

I always do the search and then forget about the thing I was reading.

gwynn · « **Reply #3 on:** Sep 19, 2010, 03:52:07 PM »

In 30 years we are all going to be unemployed and homeless. You won't be able to afford internet so don't worry.

Derrick · « **Reply #4 on:** Sep 20, 2010, 05:08:29 AM »

Your new picture is more frightening than your cynicism.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Sep 21, 2010, 12:00:08 AM »

Quote from: gwynn on Sep 19, 2010, 03:52:07 PM

In 30 years we are all going to be unemployed and homeless. You won't be able to afford internet so don't worry.

I have a feeling homeless people, especially in large cities, are still gonna be able to surf the internet.

Derrick · « **Reply #6 on:** Sep 21, 2010, 06:32:22 AM »

Apple store?

Fiero · « **Reply #7 on:** Sep 21, 2010, 09:48:25 PM »

And libraries.

Rama · « **Reply #8 on:** Sep 21, 2010, 11:33:29 PM »

The corners of those make really good bathrooms too.

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Sep 22, 2010, 09:31:15 AM »

Besides in libraries and public universities, I mean. Large cities will have wifi and homeless people will be armed with cracked netbooks that smell like booze and lost dreams. You know they will.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #10 on:** Sep 22, 2010, 11:16:36 PM »

Old smartphones that can hit Wi-Fi will be around. People may live in a cardboard lean-to, but they'll still want their pr0n and Farmville.

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Sep 23, 2010, 02:25:22 AM »

Was I supposed to lol at the idea of people starving on the streets growing acres of virtual food? I feel bad now.

Fiero · « **Reply #12 on:** Sep 23, 2010, 11:20:46 AM »

It is a humorous thought. When we have turned all food production to industrial vats of yeast and such, people will still be playing that shit.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #13 on:** Sep 23, 2010, 10:17:45 PM »

Or they could just think they were Farmvilling...whilst plugged into the Matrix.

blanktoe · « **Reply #14 on:** Sep 24, 2010, 05:22:09 AM »

i like farmville...

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Sep 27, 2010, 12:39:27 AM »

And you like the Matrix. This will be the best of both worlds.

Rama · « **Reply #16 on:** Sep 27, 2010, 12:44:51 AM »

"I know how to plow."

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Sep 27, 2010, 01:28:05 AM »

Rama · « **Reply #18 on:** Sep 27, 2010, 12:14:56 PM »

You can take that however you want.

blanktoe · « **Reply #19 on:** Sep 27, 2010, 01:53:22 PM »

There's a joke about hoes in there somewhere but I can't find it.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Sep 28, 2010, 05:34:02 PM »

Neither can I.

Fiero · « **Reply #21 on:** Sep 28, 2010, 09:10:13 PM »

Something about sowing ... frogs? Termites? Sowing something, anyway.

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Sep 28, 2010, 09:15:59 PM »

You raep what you sow?

Rama · « **Reply #23 on:** Sep 29, 2010, 12:29:46 AM »

Sowing the seed of love. Literally.

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Sep 29, 2010, 07:10:58 AM »

Even the hoes can get down with that! Ba-zing!