Author Topic: Spider-Barf. (Read 11675 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Jul 02, 2010, 04:48:25 PM »

Nope. Doesn't do it for me. And here I thought they couldn't find someone to turn me off more than Tobey Maguire did. $:-\$

Andrew Garfield to play Spider-Man

1000 pellets to whoever uploads a pic of Jon Arbuckle yelling GARFIELD!!!

Fiero · « **Reply #1 on:** Jul 02, 2010, 05:11:04 PM »

i guess if for the reboot they do the whole teen Ultimate universe thing it sort of makes sense.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Jul 02, 2010, 06:59:45 PM »

But dude's gonna turn 27 next month! We already got Luke Perry out of highschool. This guy is just all wrong. They got rid of Tobey Maguire... just to go eight years younger? Why not keep Tobey on for another film or two or just recast with someone closer to being an actual teen. Not to mention the guy's not hot and his head appears to be 50% hair.

Derrick · « **Reply #3 on:** Jul 02, 2010, 08:39:15 PM »

HE'S AS OLD AS ME?!

Fuck this, I'm going to Hollywood to be a Jonas brother. Unlike IDE, I'll be successful.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Jul 02, 2010, 11:15:51 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Jul 02, 2010, 08:39:15 PM

HE'S AS OLD AS ME?!

Yes, congratulations. You are Spider-Man.

Rama · « **Reply #5 on:** Jul 03, 2010, 01:44:52 AM »

You can do whatever a Spider can.

Derrick · « **Reply #6 on:** Jul 03, 2010, 12:32:50 PM »

Make a web in a place where a fly will never appear?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #7 on:** Jul 03, 2010, 01:57:11 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jul 02, 2010, 04:48:25 PM

1000 pellets to whoever uploads a pic of Jon Arbuckle yelling GARFIELD!!!

Close enough. Pellets nao plx

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Jul 03, 2010, 04:08:00 PM »

No, it's not. He's not even yelling in that picture.

Fiero · « **Reply #9 on:** Jul 03, 2010, 04:43:35 PM »

He is barely even exclaiming.

Rama · « **Reply #10 on:** Jul 04, 2010, 12:56:40 AM »

I have a shelf of Garfield books, and yet I am too lazy to go scan a picture that will net me 1000 pellets. That's how lazy I am.

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Jul 04, 2010, 05:35:50 PM »

When you say Garfield books, do you mean those rectangular ones full of strips?

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Jul 05, 2010, 01:10:04 AM »

Yes. Ones with such inspired titles as "Garfield Chews the Fat." or "Garfield Makes it Big." You see...cause he is fat.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Jul 05, 2010, 05:39:56 AM »

I used to read those like crazy when I was a kid but I don't believe I ever owned one. I always checked them out from the library.

Rama · « **Reply #14 on:** Jul 05, 2010, 11:41:51 PM »

Yeah these are all from about the 5-6 grade. I just bought mine.

Rama · « **Reply #15 on:** Jul 06, 2010, 12:05:19 AM »

This is just the first one I found. Kinda fitting given this movie is going to be shit.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Jul 06, 2010, 12:18:20 AM »

Wh... WHAT is he holding? A Chinese finger trap? A left over push-up cardboard? A cylindrical bell? A... sex toy for little Arbuckle?

Rama · « **Reply #17 on:** Jul 06, 2010, 01:56:49 AM »

A used toilet roll.

The Strip was Garfield coming out of the bathroom dressed as mummy and scared Odie. Jon then goes into the bathroom and finds he's used all the paper to make his costume.

And I have killed the Kurgan and claimed the Prize!!!!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #18 on:** Jul 06, 2010, 09:32:15 AM »

fuck you Rama!!

Nuri he was screaming in my pic! pelletz plzzzz or I'll have to contact my attorney.

Fiero · « **Reply #19 on:** Jul 06, 2010, 12:37:09 PM »

But it does not even show what he was screaming. It could have been, "COME HERE WHORE," for all we know.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Jul 06, 2010, 09:38:24 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Jul 06, 2010, 01:56:49 AM

A used toilet roll.

The Strip was Garfield coming out of the bathroom dressed as mummy and scared Odie. Jon then goes into the bathroom and finds he's used all the paper to make his costume.

Holy shit, that's actually funny. Is it an old one?

Quote from: Fiero on Jul 06, 2010, 12:37:09 PM

But it does not even show what he was screaming. It could have been, "COME HERE WHORE," for all we know.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Jul 06, 2010, 09:39:28 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jul 06, 2010, 09:32:15 AM

fuck you Rama!!

Nuri he was screaming in my pic! pelletz plzzzz or I'll have to contact my attorney.

Meh, having worked in collections makes those words meaningless to me.

Rama · « **Reply #22 on:** Jul 07, 2010, 12:19:18 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jul 06, 2010, 09:38:24 PM

Quote from: Rama on Jul 06, 2010, 01:56:49 AM
A used toilet roll.

The Strip was Garfield coming out of the bathroom dressed as mummy and scared Odie. Jon then goes into the bathroom and finds he's used all the paper to make his costume.

Holy shit, that's actually funny. Is it an old one?

I think it was copyrighted 1988.

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Jul 07, 2010, 01:53:21 AM »

Sounds about right.

Rama · « **Reply #24 on:** Jul 07, 2010, 02:02:24 AM »

It was from "Chews The Fat." which proclaims to be his 17th book. No idea what number they are on now.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Jul 07, 2010, 02:07:30 AM »

Apparently, "Garfield Shovels It In: His 51st Book" is coming soon. Amazingly, if Wikipedia is to be believed, they've kept up the fat puns the entire time.

Rama · « **Reply #26 on:** Jul 07, 2010, 02:10:54 AM »

Wow...that makes me feel old. Cause I have some that are like "His 6th book." around here someplace.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Jul 07, 2010, 02:14:05 AM »

Well, if it makes you feel any better, it looks like the first book was released in 1980. So you and the books are practically the same age. And you're definetely younger than the strip. So cheer up, it ain't the Bible.

Rama · « **Reply #28 on:** Jul 07, 2010, 02:16:08 AM »

Your kind words are some how diluted by the fact that I know we are almost the same age. By making me feel better about my age, you are also making you feel better about your age. But I'll take the kindness when I can get it.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #29 on:** Jul 07, 2010, 10:03:50 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jul 06, 2010, 09:39:28 PM

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jul 06, 2010, 09:32:15 AM
fuck you Rama!!

Nuri he was screaming in my pic! pelletz plzzzz or I'll have to contact my attorney.

Meh, having worked in collections makes those words meaningless to me.

True :-( Did oyu ever hear anyone saying that they were going to take them to jail? I love whn I hear stories about that cause thats so illegal (and not true)

Also Nuri, was the company you were working for able to get the phone logs from the debtors? (and by this call them and their friends). I'm still trying to find out how that company (that called me asking for my roommate's brother) found out my phone number

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Author Topic: Spider-Barf. (Read 11675 times)