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Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« on: May 04, 2010, 06:13:17 PM »
Which one would get your vote?

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I personally like the one in the grey with the black hair and red stick.  And man, a couple of butterfaces really managed to squeak by if they're finalists.

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2010, 06:18:08 PM »
...but I guess it doesn't make any difference because last year a butterface won.

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2010, 07:16:27 PM »
HOLY FUCKTITS!!! THAT WON!?!!?!!

For this years, I like the gothy one in the middle. She reminds me of Kary.
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2010, 08:23:45 PM »
Apparently she impressed them with her poise and intelligence.  She must have buckets of it because it apparently made the judges forget they were choosing a hot Latina and not a stretch-faced club skank.  The make-up certainly does her no favors.

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2010, 12:18:26 AM »
Uh...was the choices limited to a 3 block radius in LA?

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2010, 02:42:27 AM »
I am just impressed that some of these girls do not have tattoo eyebrows
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2010, 09:19:37 AM »
The girl in the lower right wearing black.  By a mile.

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2010, 09:45:22 AM »
Either the one with the red shirt on the first row or the one with the red shirt on the back. The rest look terrible wtf
Omg and dont get me started with last year's winner

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2010, 10:58:01 AM »
GET STARTED!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2010, 03:47:18 PM »
Either the one with the red shirt on the first row or the one with the red shirt on the back. The rest look terrible wtf
Omg and dont get me started with last year's winner

The red shirt in the front row looks like a squirrel or chipmunk or other woodland rodent. I would not kick her out of bed, though.
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2010, 08:22:18 AM »
Your so desperate you wouldn't kick Joe out of bed.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2010, 12:18:02 PM »
Getting with the red shirt is only going to end badly. She is going to get killed as soon as you beam down to the planet.

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2010, 01:21:46 PM »
Your so desperate you wouldn't kick Joe out of bed.

Joe Rammstein?

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2010, 06:06:24 PM »
Sure.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2010, 10:18:38 PM »
Getting with the red shirt is only going to end badly. She is going to get killed as soon as you beam down to the planet.

:lmao:

I was leaving a message on someone's phone the other day and my screen read "James T" something, I don't remember the last name.  And I almost said "This is a message for James Tiberius Kirk."

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2010, 04:23:39 PM »
Your so desperate you wouldn't kick Joe out of bed.

So untrue. I get laid every few days by my significant. Why am I defending myself? Because I have no self esteem.
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2010, 06:51:08 PM »
So this is why you ignore my love notes :(
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2010, 07:00:08 PM »
She made me sign an agreement giving her exclusive rights to my loins.
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #18 on: May 07, 2010, 08:24:38 PM »
Man, those things are like Disney and Mickey Mouse.  The rights will never lapse.

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2010, 08:44:56 PM »
Talking about beauty pageants. Theres this girl here in Peru that is "Miss Cusco" and shes in the Miss Peru pageant. I know her from years cause she used to date my brother. And I dont know how she became Miss Cusco since I dont think shes cute at all. ANYWAYS shes as dumb as a brick and she just proved it to the whole country when a news reporter asked her who was Confucius and she said it was a chinese soldier -_-. They should give these girls a knowledge test before putting them in front of cameras, so embarrasing. Wasnt there a Miss World girl that had a mistake like that with a Confucius question?

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #20 on: May 07, 2010, 10:10:37 PM »
In High School we were taught by a former-miss RI. All the boys were in love with her until we realized she was a cunt. Then we just treated her as such and long story short she only lasted a year.
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2010, 11:00:55 PM »
Feel free to tell the long story.  What made her a cunt?

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #22 on: May 08, 2010, 06:57:51 AM »
She was a beauty queen. How do you expect her to NOT be a cunt?
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #23 on: May 08, 2010, 07:50:12 AM »
To tell you the truth in Peru you dont even have to be from the province to be its representative (ie this girl is from Lima, not Cusco and she's still Miss Cusco). In other words , 90% of the girls are from Lima. And I dont even know how they choose them, is certainly not by the people. I think some woman just get a bunch of girls together and decides who goes for the pageant.

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #24 on: May 08, 2010, 12:49:10 PM »
Feel free to tell the long story.  What made her a cunt?

She was a beauty queen. How do you expect her to NOT be a cunt?

Basically this. She was so entitled and such that she never acted like a teacher. It was more like she was married to a rich guy (which she was) and she wanted to reach out to her community (by teaching at a basically all-white high school, we had one black kid but he was blind and adopted by white people). So she acted a bitch and got frustrated. She was extremely hot but just fucking nuts. She'd flip out over basic procrastination and yell at us how we're not acting like normal students and then try to cry her way out of it. Needless to say, we dealt with it accordingly. I myself used to throw skittles and BBs at the white board while she wrote on said board, making a loud popping noise. Others would ask her awful questions that had nothing to do with history, like why do people eat mayonaise? It was a magical time in 8th grade.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2010, 07:16:49 AM »
So was she actually dumb or did she know how to answer said questions?

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2010, 01:39:09 PM »
I have a feeling the answer is going to be that she would just start crying instead of even trying to make an intelligible answer.
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #27 on: May 09, 2010, 02:21:53 PM »
According to the online vote thing, the chick in the back middle has nearly a thousand votes and the Madonna wannabe has under 900.  Then the major butterface in the pink has 300 votes and then the girl in the top right corner has a couple hundred.  Everyone else is around a hundred votes or less.

http://mysa.upickem.net/engine/Votes.aspx?PageType=VOTING&incrementnumber=1

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #28 on: May 09, 2010, 08:55:22 PM »
they are using a bot. no other explanation

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2010, 04:46:50 PM »
What. The. Fuck?  Those results make no sense.  Of course, I'm just judging from this one group photo.  Maybe it's deceptive and the other photos tell a different story.