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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #30 on: May 10, 2010, 07:46:18 PM »
Or nudes, are there newds?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #31 on: May 10, 2010, 07:59:46 PM »
Go to the first link and you can see body shots.  Go to the link I posted with the votes and click on the girl's name and you'll see a closer face shot.

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #32 on: May 10, 2010, 08:50:27 PM »
If there's no nipples or curly hairs, I'm not going to bother.
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #33 on: May 10, 2010, 08:53:12 PM »
According to the online vote thing, the chick in the back middle has nearly a thousand votes and the Madonna wannabe has under 900.  Then the major butterface in the pink has 300 votes and then the girl in the top right corner has a couple hundred.  Everyone else is around a hundred votes or less.

http://mysa.upickem.net/engine/Votes.aspx?PageType=VOTING&incrementnumber=1

It's because she's the youngest of the group, she's only 18 and still has that "baby face" look. After looking at all of them, I agree, I think she's the hottest. Although some of the others aren't too bad looking.

Also, your link doesn't work. This one does
http://mysa.upickem.net/engine/Details.aspx?PageType=APPROVED&contestid=16664

1 - horse teeth, nice body though
2 - reminds me of an ugly Mila Kunis
3 - in that shot she's cute but her full body shot on the other page makes her look like Latin Sarah Palin ewww
4 - meh face, nice body
5 - KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! KILL IT NOW!!!
6 - Miss Black Hair Red Lipstick. Not bad looking, although a bit big boned, she makes me think of a German dominatrix.
7 - Ew. Looks like a latino Queen Latifa or something, seriously.
8 - Has a nice body, not bad looking, nose is big though, and reminds me of faye.
9 - Um no.
10 - the cute 18 year old.

I'd pick either 10, 6, or 8
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #34 on: May 10, 2010, 09:53:25 PM »
Still going with Destinee Flores. She reminds me of Krysten Ritter.
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #35 on: May 10, 2010, 10:29:20 PM »
I still like Destninee Flores as well...

BUT WHO THE FUCK NAMES THERE KID DESTINEE?

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #36 on: May 11, 2010, 05:27:04 AM »
Or she changed it?

But nah, they probably named her that. I know a girl named Desiree, who's actually not black but hispanic and a hippie.
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #37 on: May 11, 2010, 03:06:34 PM »
I knew a Hispanic girl named Desiree and she was ugly and fat.
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #38 on: May 11, 2010, 07:43:05 PM »
I've been going back and forth to that site with that link.  Works fine for me.  And no, I don't have an account there so it's not because I'm logged in or some shit

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #39 on: May 11, 2010, 08:59:34 PM »
Yeah, the link worked fine.
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #40 on: May 23, 2010, 01:04:28 AM »
I rechecked the online vote count and Messi-can Madonna is ahead by a wide margin.  I can't believe more people didn't vote for Destinee Flores.  I wonder how many people voted by paper ballot.

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #41 on: Jun 03, 2010, 10:20:38 PM »
Chick in the upper left in red won.

From Conexión website:
Christina Garcia
Age: 25
Hometown: Born in Chicago; San Antonio resident for 23 years
Status: Engaged
Who is she: A graduate from the University of Incarnate Word who is now working on her teacher certification.
Childhood celebrity crush: Leonardo DiCaprio
A hot quality is: ‘I think a hot Latina is someone who’s intelligent.’
Advice for young Latinas: ‘Surround yourself with people who empower you... Pass along what you’ve learned.’


Funny, I think a hot Latina is a Latina who looks hot and isn't so stupid or obnoxious she randomly kills boners in her path.  Stephen Hawking is intelligent but I wouldn't go calling him a hot Latina.

Also, had a cute face in her earlier photos but seems to have a butter face mojo now that she won. :blink:
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #42 on: Jun 03, 2010, 10:49:28 PM »
She looks like an average Mexican on the street that I would be happy to bang but would not buy dinner for. Maybe coffee.
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #43 on: Jun 03, 2010, 10:52:16 PM »
I just wanna know what happened to her face in between those pictures.  Her nose is trying to crawl back into her skull or somethin'.

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #44 on: Jun 03, 2010, 10:56:03 PM »
Nose job?
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #45 on: Jun 03, 2010, 10:59:51 PM »
If so, that was damn quick.

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #46 on: Jun 04, 2010, 08:37:28 AM »
OHOHOHHO I WAS RIGHT THEN! I WON!

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #47 on: Jun 04, 2010, 04:23:31 PM »
And what did you win, Faye Faye?
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #48 on: Jun 04, 2010, 09:18:47 PM »
Puerto Ricans > Mexicans

And Peruvians get stabbed by guys who also murder Americans.
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #49 on: Jun 04, 2010, 09:40:20 PM »
And thusly, we are united.  Even if someone's guinea pig goes missing, everyone will just blame the Dutch.

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #50 on: Jun 04, 2010, 09:43:30 PM »
I miss Rumble. I made him so mad by pointing out all the new muslim majority in his country had to do would be to blow up a dyke to end us of the awfulness that is the Netherlands.
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #51 on: Jun 04, 2010, 10:13:20 PM »
Why would a robot be made about that?
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #52 on: Jun 04, 2010, 10:24:42 PM »
Because he was Dutch?
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #53 on: Jun 05, 2010, 03:14:46 AM »
Is it a wooden robot?

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #54 on: Jun 06, 2010, 03:40:14 PM »
And how!

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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #55 on: Jun 07, 2010, 05:23:19 PM »
And thusly, we are united.  Even if someone's guinea pig goes missing, everyone will just blame the Dutch.

If it went missing in South America, you would more likely accuse the neighbor.
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #56 on: Jun 07, 2010, 05:48:33 PM »
Especially if that neighbor were a damn dirty Dutch.

Take that, Rumble.
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Re: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists
« Reply #57 on: Jun 08, 2010, 01:01:34 PM »
I still think that second photo of the winner looks like a Latin Sarah Palin. It's probably the hair.
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« Reply #58 on: Jun 08, 2010, 04:28:17 PM »
Especially if that neighbor were a damn dirty Dutch.

Take that, Rumble.
LOl he did get  really offended. I thought his reaction was a little too ""intense"". I miss him too, we were like batman and robin

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« Reply #59 on: Jun 08, 2010, 04:30:33 PM »


And Peruvians get stabbed by guys who also murder Americans.
What I find funny is how the dad keeps saying that she didnt have sex with him. He has said that like 5834839 times, like its going to erase the fact that they were going to do it, its just that he killed her before they got into it. I mean come on, does he thinks hes going to make the whole world believe his daughter went to the guy's place to play chess? Nah, chola was a hoe.