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http://keysnews.com/node/21349"Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat." She was with her ex husband and going to see her bf? thats a nice ex husband she has right there
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Rama
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« Reply #2 on: Mar 09, 2010, 05:14:15 PM » |
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Yeah...A moving car, my privates, and a razor are three things I've never want to mix.
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Derrick
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« Reply #3 on: Mar 09, 2010, 06:26:49 PM » |
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Eh, it's alot easier than it sounds. Kary won't let me do it anymore, though.
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Fiero
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« Reply #4 on: Mar 09, 2010, 09:17:13 PM » |
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What, shave your balls?
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« Reply #5 on: Mar 09, 2010, 09:18:00 PM » |
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http://keysnews.com/node/21349"Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat." She was with her ex husband and going to see her bf? thats a nice ex husband she has right there You know they just fucked. |
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« Reply #6 on: Mar 09, 2010, 10:33:55 PM » |
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What, shave your balls?
Yeah. How else am I going to stay aerodynamic? |
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« Reply #7 on: Mar 10, 2010, 01:26:26 PM » |
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You could always wear a swim cap...on your balls.
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Derrick
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« Reply #8 on: Mar 10, 2010, 02:02:48 PM » |
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Are you fucking kidding me? Why would I walk around with a constrictive piece of latex strangling air from my precious coin-purse? It's so much safer to practice hair-removal techniques whilst traveling 80 down the inter-state. I converted my cupholder to an after-shave dispenser.  |
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« Reply #9 on: Mar 10, 2010, 05:22:47 PM » |
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So what you are saying is you put your aftershave into the cupholder?
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« Reply #10 on: Mar 10, 2010, 10:45:05 PM » |
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I'm reminded of that chick giving road-head and they got into a crash and she done bit it off by golly.
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« Reply #11 on: Mar 10, 2010, 10:55:28 PM » |
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By golly that was a funny story, but I sure did cringe.
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« Reply #12 on: Mar 10, 2010, 11:04:16 PM » |
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You shore did. SHORE. Buuuu-ddy.
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« Reply #13 on: Mar 11, 2010, 12:53:40 AM » |
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Is he wearing a Lost t-shirt?
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« Reply #14 on: Mar 11, 2010, 09:33:53 AM » |
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I watched Encino Man again. Megan Ward was so hot in that movie. She was OK in PCU, but so much better in Encino Man. It's a shame she's a soap actress now so I never see her. It's a shame.
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« Reply #15 on: Mar 11, 2010, 12:51:29 PM » |
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You know they just fucked.
oh shit I didnt realize that until you said it. THat makes more sense now huh |
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Bernie AKA
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« Reply #16 on: Mar 19, 2010, 01:24:32 PM » |
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I'm trying to imagine balls so furry they need mowing.
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« Reply #17 on: Mar 19, 2010, 03:22:26 PM » |
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You know they just fucked.
oh shit I didnt realize that until you said it. THat makes more sense now huh Ex hubby likes it furry, and the boyfriend likes it shaved. |
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« Reply #18 on: Mar 19, 2010, 05:51:51 PM » |
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I'm trying to imagine balls so furry they need mowing.
I keep mine tastefully shorn. |
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Faye Valentine
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« Reply #19 on: Mar 22, 2010, 08:09:37 AM » |
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All balls are hairy unfortunately. I always wondered how men can shave them. Like, arent they afraid they'll get cut?? they are oddly shaped.
Requesting a video.
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« Reply #20 on: Mar 22, 2010, 10:39:44 AM » |
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I use electric clippers.
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« Reply #21 on: Mar 22, 2010, 10:55:03 PM » |
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I just want one of the guys to post "I use tweezers".
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Faye Valentine
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« Reply #22 on: Mar 23, 2010, 03:28:21 PM » |
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I'd pay a guy 20 bucks if he waxed his balls
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Bernie AKA
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« Reply #23 on: Mar 23, 2010, 04:08:22 PM » |
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How about one of those ancient Epilators that yanked the hair out with a vibrating wire coil? Ah, good times....
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Faye Valentine
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« Reply #24 on: Mar 23, 2010, 08:13:14 PM » |
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I never tried that one, seems intriguing... Once I waxed my ex's back (he didnt have hair all over his back, only on his upper back- they looked like a pair of wings blah) with a kit of "cold wax". He ended up bleeding -_-
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« Reply #25 on: Mar 24, 2010, 09:05:15 PM » |
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Ha ha, I remember you mentioning Furry Wings before.
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« Reply #26 on: Mar 24, 2010, 09:12:36 PM » |
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Maybe he's a mutant?
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« Reply #27 on: Mar 25, 2010, 10:01:04 AM » |
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All balls are hairy unfortunately. I always wondered how men can shave them. Like, arent they afraid they'll get cut?? they are oddly shaped.
Requesting a video.
Carefully. Very carefully. |
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Bernie AKA
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« Reply #28 on: Mar 25, 2010, 12:50:00 PM » |
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Okay, elucidate. Like trimmed so no one is trying to contend with a long danglie at the back of the throat at a crucial moment or downright shaved? Because the latter has got to itch like a mofo growing back.  |
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« Reply #29 on: Mar 26, 2010, 06:02:09 PM » |
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Cactus balls?
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