Author Topic: You gotta do what you gotta do to stay sexy (Read 13345 times)

Faye Valentine · « **on:** Mar 09, 2010, 03:21:18 PM »

http://keysnews.com/node/21349

"Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat."

She was with her ex husband and going to see her bf? thats a nice ex husband she has right there

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #1 on:** Mar 09, 2010, 03:22:30 PM »

Oh and this one is hilarious

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0308101milk1.html

"Lactating Kentuckian charged with squirting liquid into jailer's face"
I think she was using an old old ninja technique

Rama · « **Reply #2 on:** Mar 09, 2010, 04:14:15 PM »

Yeah...A moving car, my privates, and a razor are three things I've never want to mix.

Derrick · « **Reply #3 on:** Mar 09, 2010, 05:26:49 PM »

Eh, it's alot easier than it sounds. Kary won't let me do it anymore, though.

Fiero · « **Reply #4 on:** Mar 09, 2010, 08:17:13 PM »

What, shave your balls?

Fiero · « **Reply #5 on:** Mar 09, 2010, 08:18:00 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Mar 09, 2010, 03:21:18 PM

http://keysnews.com/node/21349

"Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat."

She was with her ex husband and going to see her bf? thats a nice ex husband she has right there

You know they just fucked.

Derrick · « **Reply #6 on:** Mar 09, 2010, 09:33:55 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Mar 09, 2010, 08:17:13 PM

What, shave your balls?

Yeah. How else am I going to stay aerodynamic?

Rama · « **Reply #7 on:** Mar 10, 2010, 12:26:26 PM »

You could always wear a swim cap...on your balls.

Derrick · « **Reply #8 on:** Mar 10, 2010, 01:02:48 PM »

Are you fucking kidding me? Why would I walk around with a constrictive piece of latex strangling air from my precious coin-purse? It's so much safer to practice hair-removal techniques whilst traveling 80 down the inter-state. I converted my cupholder to an after-shave dispenser.

Fiero · « **Reply #9 on:** Mar 10, 2010, 04:22:47 PM »

So what you are saying is you put your aftershave into the cupholder?

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Mar 10, 2010, 09:45:05 PM »

I'm reminded of that chick giving road-head and they got into a crash and she done bit it off by golly.

Fiero · « **Reply #11 on:** Mar 10, 2010, 09:55:28 PM »

By golly that was a funny story, but I sure did cringe.

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Mar 10, 2010, 10:04:16 PM »

You shore did. SHORE. Buuuu-ddy.

Fiero · « **Reply #13 on:** Mar 10, 2010, 11:53:40 PM »

Is he wearing a Lost t-shirt?

Derrick · « **Reply #14 on:** Mar 11, 2010, 08:33:53 AM »

I watched Encino Man again. Megan Ward was so hot in that movie. She was OK in PCU, but so much better in Encino Man. It's a shame she's a soap actress now so I never see her. It's a shame.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #15 on:** Mar 11, 2010, 11:51:29 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Mar 09, 2010, 08:18:00 PM

You know they just fucked.

oh shit I didnt realize that until you said it. THat makes more sense now huh

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #16 on:** Mar 19, 2010, 01:24:32 PM »

I'm trying to imagine balls so furry they need mowing.

Fiero · « **Reply #17 on:** Mar 19, 2010, 03:22:26 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Mar 11, 2010, 11:51:29 AM

Quote from: Fiero on Mar 09, 2010, 08:18:00 PM

You know they just fucked.
oh shit I didnt realize that until you said it. THat makes more sense now huh

Ex hubby likes it furry, and the boyfriend likes it shaved.

Derrick · « **Reply #18 on:** Mar 19, 2010, 05:51:51 PM »

Quote from: Bernie AKA on Mar 19, 2010, 01:24:32 PM

I'm trying to imagine balls so furry they need mowing.

I keep mine tastefully shorn.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #19 on:** Mar 22, 2010, 08:09:37 AM »

All balls are hairy unfortunately. I always wondered how men can shave them. Like, arent they afraid they'll get cut?? they are oddly shaped.
Requesting a video.

Derrick · « **Reply #20 on:** Mar 22, 2010, 10:39:44 AM »

I use electric clippers.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Mar 22, 2010, 10:55:03 PM »

I just want one of the guys to post "I use tweezers".

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #22 on:** Mar 23, 2010, 03:28:21 PM »

I'd pay a guy 20 bucks if he waxed his balls

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #23 on:** Mar 23, 2010, 04:08:22 PM »

How about one of those ancient Epilators that yanked the hair out with a vibrating wire coil? Ah, good times....

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #24 on:** Mar 23, 2010, 08:13:14 PM »

I never tried that one, seems intriguing... Once I waxed my ex's back (he didnt have hair all over his back, only on his upper back- they looked like a pair of wings blah) with a kit of "cold wax". He ended up bleeding -_-

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Mar 24, 2010, 09:05:15 PM »

Ha ha, I remember you mentioning Furry Wings before.

Derrick · « **Reply #26 on:** Mar 24, 2010, 09:12:36 PM »

Maybe he's a mutant?

Sam · « **Reply #27 on:** Mar 25, 2010, 10:01:04 AM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Mar 22, 2010, 08:09:37 AM

All balls are hairy unfortunately. I always wondered how men can shave them. Like, arent they afraid they'll get cut?? they are oddly shaped.
Requesting a video.

Carefully. Very carefully.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #28 on:** Mar 25, 2010, 12:50:00 PM »

Okay, elucidate. Like trimmed so no one is trying to contend with a long danglie at the back of the throat at a crucial moment or downright shaved? Because the latter has got to itch like a mofo growing back. $:-\$

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Mar 26, 2010, 06:02:09 PM »

Cactus balls?