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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #990 on: Jan 03, 2012, 10:49:52 PM »
Ha, and I already cheated on my vegan experiment.  Saw some cookies I couldn't resist and they had egg and shit in 'em.  Still, going to move forward from this though.

I understand this completely.

Yeah, and then Merla and I fucked up again today.  We bought this chocolate and thought it was vegan but it has some milk product as the last ingredient.  Organic and free-trade but, still, balls!  Next time I'll get the Endangered Species one as I had originally planned.  Har har.  Well, I guess this whole thing's a learning experience, right?  Still managed to get through the rest of the day vegan though.  Made a delicious and very plentiful vegetable stirfry for dinner.

Damn you for doing something that sounds delicious when I'm too lazy to even make a sandwich.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #991 on: May 20, 2012, 05:54:26 AM »
Yesterday I had, for the first time in my life, pizza with mayo. And it was DELICIOUS

Just a heads up, you might want to get some of that hellman's out next time you order from dominos'

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #992 on: May 20, 2012, 08:03:19 AM »
Mayo isn't for pizza, it's for french fries

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #993 on: May 20, 2012, 11:28:41 AM »
Yeah!   :mad:  No, wait...  :blink:  No!   :joe:

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #995 on: May 20, 2012, 07:35:21 PM »
Mayo goes with EVERY-THING.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #996 on: May 20, 2012, 10:48:33 PM »
It goes especially well on someone else's food.  :)

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #997 on: May 21, 2012, 12:46:51 AM »
Yeah. Mayo is nasty. I won't even go to the Clinic.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #998 on: Jun 07, 2012, 05:48:27 AM »
I just "cooked" Gazpacho for the first time and came out amaaazing

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-garten/gazpacho-recipe/index.html

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #999 on: Aug 07, 2012, 02:44:58 PM »
I just had a side salad from McDonalds.

They cost 1 fucking dollar. ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1000 on: Aug 07, 2012, 06:18:56 PM »
I ate my rabbit food with a few ounces of chicken and a pile of snap beans.

The diet's not too bad, and I've lost nearly 20lbs. in two weeks without the need to exercise. So when I start doing that, it should really take off.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1001 on: Aug 07, 2012, 06:35:52 PM »
I ate my rabbit food with a few ounces of chicken and a pile of snap beans.

The diet's not too bad, and I've lost nearly 20lbs. in two weeks without the need to exercise. So when I start doing that, it should really take off.

Lots of salads?
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1002 on: Aug 08, 2012, 01:10:22 PM »
My poop has been full of leafy semi-greens for half a month.

Today is my break day, so I got a decent burger...with s salad.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1003 on: Aug 08, 2012, 01:23:52 PM »
I had meatless chicken fried steak and potatoes.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1004 on: Aug 08, 2012, 01:43:50 PM »
I had meatless chicken fried steak and potatoes.

MMMM, what brand or where from or how did you make it?
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1005 on: Aug 08, 2012, 01:52:30 PM »
What the fuck is a meatless chicken?

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1006 on: Aug 08, 2012, 02:19:01 PM »
I had meatless chicken fried steak and potatoes.

MMMM, what brand or where from or how did you make it?


I fry the hell out of diced onions (unsually one large one or two small ones, usually white but sometimes yellow) and add some wine or veggie broth when it starts to stick to the sides.  Then I add a bunch diced mushrooms (usually a package of whole ones that I chop up) and lower the heat and let it simmer for a half hour or less.  I want the wine to reduce, the onions nice and clear, and the mushrooms' water to leech out.  In this instance, I then divided it up from there because I wanted some of it for spaghetti.

I take the portion for my chicken fried steak and added four tablespoons of flax seed as a binder.  I mixed in Smart Ground crumbles (about three fourths of the small package I bought), some veggie Worcestershire sauce, a few drops of liquid smoke, and a liberal amount of steak seasoning that comes in a grinder.

When I cook them, I use a couple of scoops from an ice cream scoop and stick the leftovers in the fridge because I prefer to make them fresh when I'm ready to eat.  I cover the scoops with a cream made out of two forkfuls of flour, one of nutritional yeast, and some water.  Then I cover them in bread crumbs which could be a mix of anything.  I've used homemade crumbs from rye bread & wheat bread, panko, packaged bread crumbs, flour, nutritional yeast or any combination of above.  I get the oil hot, put the covered scoop-meat into the pan, brown on the sides, and then flatten them with a spatula when they're nearly done.  And finally onto a paper towel to drain.


What the fuck is a meatless chicken?

Fungus and wheat protein basically.  Which is delicious but not what I ate today.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1007 on: Aug 08, 2012, 02:25:19 PM »
I had meatless chicken fried steak and potatoes.

MMMM, what brand or where from or how did you make it?


I fry the hell out of diced onions (unsually one large one or two small ones, usually white but sometimes yellow) and add some wine or veggie broth when it starts to stick to the sides.  Then I add a bunch diced mushrooms (usually a package of whole ones that I chop up) and lower the heat and let it simmer for a half hour or less.  I want the wine to reduce, the onions nice and clear, and the mushrooms' water to leech out.  In this instance, I then divided it up from there because I wanted some of it for spaghetti.

I take the portion for my chicken fried steak and added four tablespoons of flax seed as a binder.  I mixed in Smart Ground crumbles (about three fourths of the small package I bought), some veggie Worcestershire sauce, a few drops of liquid smoke, and a liberal amount of steak seasoning that comes in a grinder.

When I cook them, I use a couple of scoops from an ice cream scoop and stick the leftovers in the fridge because I prefer to make them fresh when I'm ready to eat.  I cover the scoops with a cream made out of two forkfuls of flour, one of nutritional yeast, and some water.  Then I cover them in bread crumbs which could be a mix of anything.  I've used homemade crumbs from rye bread & wheat bread, panko, packaged bread crumbs, flour, nutritional yeast or any combination of above.  I get the oil hot, put the covered scoop-meat into the pan, brown on the sides, and then flatten them with a spatula when they're nearly done.  And finally onto a paper towel to drain.


What the fuck is a meatless chicken?

Fungus and wheat protein basically.  Which is delicious but not what I ate today.

You're better at this than I am. I haven't cooked anything nearly that adventurous except trying the vegan omelets awhile back. They were a disaster.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1008 on: Aug 08, 2012, 02:40:48 PM »
What happened to your vegan omelets?  What were you using to make the omelet part?

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1009 on: Aug 08, 2012, 03:31:24 PM »
What happened to your vegan omelets?  What were you using to make the omelet part?

Fucking hell I don't remember it all from my brain. Main part was tofu, I know there was some of that nutritional yeast stuff, and other stuff. It didn't turn out so bad, just ended up as more of a scramble than an omelet but it was messy because you had to use a blender.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1010 on: Aug 08, 2012, 07:26:35 PM »
Wtf??? veggie worcestire sauce? what's that atrocity??? NURI ARE YOU A VEGETARIAN TOO??

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1011 on: Aug 08, 2012, 11:44:37 PM »
No, I just limit my intake of animal products.

I made a vegan moussaka and it uses tofu to imitate the béchamel sauce that goes on top.  So I imagine the omelet was supposed to have that sort of foam-like consistency.  Did it end up sticking to the pan?  I actually stink at making omelets anyway.  But after trying some tofu scrambles--which weren't that bad but nothing like egg--I found I'd rather just fry some mushrooms, potatoes, and/or black beans and eat that with bread or a biscuit or tortilla instead.  But anyway, I decided I'd eat eggs after all.  So I buy the cage-free ones, just eat far fewer than I used to--mainly for scrambled egg, and replace them in nearly every recipe.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1012 on: Aug 09, 2012, 01:49:01 AM »
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1013 on: Aug 09, 2012, 02:07:27 AM »
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1014 on: Aug 09, 2012, 03:04:52 AM »
So is it mayo or is it sauce?  (Ha ha, if that date was in US order that'd be hella expired.)

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1015 on: Aug 09, 2012, 04:46:10 AM »
For your birthday I'll give you the knowledge of this: mayo is a sauce

AND ITS AMAZING. AND BASIL JUST MAKES IT BETTER OMG JAPAN MCD SHOULD WIN A NOBEL PRIZE FOR THIS

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« Reply #1016 on: Aug 09, 2012, 07:22:24 AM »
You're better at this than I am. I haven't cooked anything nearly that adventurous except trying the vegan omelets awhile back. They were a disaster.
Omelette without eggs?  Did I walk into the twilight zone?

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Wtf??? veggie worcestire sauce? what's that atrocity??? NURI ARE YOU A VEGETARIAN TOO??
Maybe I don't know anything about Worcestire sauce but does it normally have meat in it?

Anyways... I don't really give two shits about birds so I've stopped eating mammals but I still eat a butt ton of chicken and turkey and it's really not that difficult to stick to that kind of diet.

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« Reply #1017 on: Aug 09, 2012, 03:53:12 PM »
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Maybe I don't know anything about Worcestire sauce but does it normally have meat in it?

Anchovies. Not always.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1018 on: Aug 09, 2012, 06:11:29 PM »
For your birthday I'll give you the knowledge of this: mayo is a sauce


Oh, thank you for the gift.  Can I exchange it?


Wtf??? veggie worcestire sauce? what's that atrocity??? NURI ARE YOU A VEGETARIAN TOO??
Maybe I don't know anything about Worcestire sauce but does it normally have meat in it?
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Not when The Wizard has taken a very well-known and beloved table sauce and given it his special, magical twist:happy:

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« Reply #1019 on: Aug 10, 2012, 10:51:25 AM »
Interesting.  While I have no empathy for fish so I wouldn't give a shit about that, I don't like anchovies so I don't know that I'd care for Worschest...er? sauce.