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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1050 on: Aug 19, 2012, 09:29:15 PM »
So the gender of Big Mac is feminine?

It confuses me, as "le" is masculine in French, which I took in school instead of Spanish.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1051 on: Aug 20, 2012, 07:14:23 AM »
The masculine gender would apply, at least in French.  "Le Big Mac" makes little sense as it's being called "The Big Mac".  It's not a person.  "Un Big Mac" works.  It depends on the context though.  You can say something like "I'll have the Big Mac".  I would never talk like that because I'm not retarded but it's a thing people do...

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1052 on: Aug 20, 2012, 12:58:37 PM »
"A Big Mac" or "one Big Mac"...

It dawns on me that I haven't studied any of that stuff since '95.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1053 on: Aug 20, 2012, 02:10:26 PM »
The masculine gender would apply, at least in French.  "Le Big Mac" makes little sense as it's being called "The Big Mac".  It's not a person.  "Un Big Mac" works.  It depends on the context though.  You can say something like "I'll have the Big Mac".  I would never talk like that because I'm not retarded but it's a thing people do...

I've heard people talk like that in Texas.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1054 on: Aug 20, 2012, 06:03:52 PM »
I do it from time to time. When I say something like, "yeah, I'm fixin' to head down to the Walmarts" (note the plural noun), it's funny, as I'm a person who tends to be fairly precise with diction (chalk it up to the years of live radio).
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1055 on: Aug 20, 2012, 06:30:55 PM »
I do it from time to time. When I say something like, "yeah, I'm fixin' to head down to the Walmarts" (note the plural noun), it's funny, as I'm a person who tends to be fairly precise with diction (chalk it up to the years of live radio).

I can not say that I have never stated going to "the location" before, as I would be lying.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1056 on: Aug 20, 2012, 06:50:20 PM »
The masculine gender would apply, at least in French.  "Le Big Mac" makes little sense as it's being called "The Big Mac".  It's not a person.  "Un Big Mac" works.  It depends on the context though.  You can say something like "I'll have the Big Mac".  I would never talk like that because I'm not retarded but it's a thing people do...
"A Big Mac" or "one Big Mac"...

It dawns on me that I haven't studied any of that stuff since '95.

You both know I'm just using that way of saying it from the movie Pulp Fiction, right?

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1057 on: Aug 20, 2012, 06:57:03 PM »
The masculine gender would apply, at least in French.  "Le Big Mac" makes little sense as it's being called "The Big Mac".  It's not a person.  "Un Big Mac" works.  It depends on the context though.  You can say something like "I'll have the Big Mac".  I would never talk like that because I'm not retarded but it's a thing people do...
"A Big Mac" or "one Big Mac"...

It dawns on me that I haven't studied any of that stuff since '95.

You both know I'm just using that way of saying it from the movie Pulp Fiction, right?

What's the Pulp Fiction?
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1058 on: Aug 20, 2012, 09:42:27 PM »
AKA The Fiction That Is The Pulp.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1059 on: Aug 20, 2012, 10:17:41 PM »
Le Pulp Fiction

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1060 on: Aug 20, 2012, 11:59:47 PM »
AKA The Fiction That Is The Pulp.

AKA The Pulp Fictions.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1061 on: Aug 21, 2012, 07:40:31 AM »
"The Walmart" makes some sense.  If there' s a specific one you go to, you would say that.  People say "The movie theatre".  You could similarly say "The Big Mac" if you had a Big Mac that was yours and that you'd been quite attached for for a while.  "I'm taking the Big Mac out for a drive" you'd say.

There's no excuse for "Walmarts".

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1062 on: Aug 21, 2012, 10:43:30 AM »
"The Walmart" makes some sense.  If there' s a specific one you go to, you would say that.  People say "The movie theatre".  You could similarly say "The Big Mac" if you had a Big Mac that was yours and that you'd been quite attached for for a while.  "I'm taking the Big Mac out for a drive" you'd say.

There's no excuse for "Walmarts".

Actually there is.

When I used to be more of a toy-whore, I would go to multiple Walmarts in one trip.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1063 on: Aug 22, 2012, 03:07:25 AM »
People say "The movie theatre".

We say "theater" in the U.S.  Hyuck.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1064 on: Aug 22, 2012, 04:41:20 AM »
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1065 on: Aug 22, 2012, 01:46:52 PM »
Love it or leave it!!


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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1066 on: Aug 22, 2012, 02:36:02 PM »
Gardettos.

I only want the rye chips, though.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1067 on: Aug 22, 2012, 04:16:49 PM »
I was gonna originally post "'merica" instead of "the U.S."  lol

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1068 on: Aug 28, 2012, 09:33:34 PM »
ZOMG GUISE they have fruit roll-ups at the int'l supermarket here! (they're 7 bucks tho, and not only strawberry flavored but mixed... o well)

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1069 on: Apr 21, 2013, 08:24:04 PM »
Just polished off a Subway veggie sub with some Sunchips.  Now them's good eatin'!

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1070 on: Apr 22, 2013, 06:27:39 AM »
duck a la vietnamese

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1071 on: Apr 23, 2013, 10:16:13 PM »
I prefer "Mer'ca", myself.

My grandmother calls it "Walmark". Apparently my Granny channels Shirley Q. Liquor.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1072 on: May 02, 2013, 01:11:32 PM »
Leftovers from a sales meeting, sweet!
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1073 on: May 03, 2013, 09:55:19 PM »
Tatertots with lettuce, tomatoes, and toast.

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« Reply #1074 on: May 04, 2013, 04:37:14 AM »
ah yes, the good ol' freshman breakfast

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1075 on: May 05, 2013, 09:12:12 AM »
"Eggs" and a "pancake" and half a banana.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1076 on: May 05, 2013, 11:18:37 PM »
Why is "pancake" in quotes?  I can see how the eggs would be frauds so it'd be "eggs" but a pancake's a flat cake cooked on a griddle or in a pan.  Did you flatten a piece of bread with a book and cut it into a circle?  Or is it a foreign kind of pancake like a crepe?  Having animal in it or not wouldn't lessen its legitimacy as a pancake. 

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1077 on: May 06, 2013, 01:19:18 AM »
The pancake lifted it's skirt and revealed it was really a waffle.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1078 on: May 06, 2013, 09:41:40 PM »
Which they spoiled anyway when the waffle got nominated for an Academy Award.

I ate some delish mushroom-stuffed pasta.  Tré yum.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #1079 on: May 07, 2013, 03:12:32 AM »
Nuri, hes vegetarian. Pancake for him probably means a piece of carton dipped in honey