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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #930 on: Aug 31, 2011, 10:28:17 AM »
I had some pecan twirls for break today. They were fresh and delicious.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #931 on: Aug 31, 2011, 11:42:17 AM »
There was a time when I thought joe was aDam and if you know anything about aDam you still can't rule it out.

Joe's real face looks like Dinobot's.  True story.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #932 on: Aug 31, 2011, 05:10:45 PM »
I had some pecan twirls for break today. They were fresh and delicious.

HOLY FUCK I HAVEN'T HAD THESE SINCE FOREVER AGO!

Why must you torment me with sweet sugary fattening pastries!? WHY!?
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #933 on: Aug 31, 2011, 11:16:57 PM »
Because I care.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #934 on: Sep 21, 2011, 08:09:28 AM »
Having some mozarella string cheese atm with delicious Hoppy

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #935 on: Sep 22, 2011, 02:09:01 AM »
I'm hungry.  :(

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #936 on: Sep 22, 2011, 03:09:03 AM »
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #937 on: Sep 22, 2011, 05:08:32 AM »
Having some mozarella string cheese atm with delicious Hoppy

Just so long as it's not cheddar, chica.

I had a bowl of Captain Crunch earlier. Horrible aftertaste. Time to brush.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #938 on: Sep 23, 2011, 12:50:37 AM »
Don't use mouthwash.  It'll burn all those cuts on the roof of your mouth.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #939 on: Sep 23, 2011, 04:59:50 AM »
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #940 on: Sep 23, 2011, 05:07:31 PM »
Had some strawberries and grapes. Likely to get a hot dog on my din din break.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #941 on: Sep 23, 2011, 11:47:15 PM »
An egg and sum wheat bread.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #942 on: Sep 24, 2011, 02:42:47 PM »
I took 1.25 lbs of super lean ground turkey.  Diced up a bunch of Calamatta olives and jalapeno, cracked 2 eggs in, and splashed in some hot buffalo wing sauce and garlic salt.

Mixed it all together and threw them on the skillet (no oil, just pam).

Fuckin Delicious!

It made 3 patties, but I only ate one with a side of whole wheat penne topped with I can't believe it's not butter spray and parmesean.  The Turkey Burger didn't even need any sauce.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #943 on: Sep 24, 2011, 02:43:42 PM »
All of the meat had only 16.5gs of fat with the eggs mixed in.  Next time I'm gonna try it with just egg whites, but I don't think it will be as good.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #944 on: Dec 20, 2011, 12:32:09 AM »
Merla's gone vegan so I'm trying some vegan shit.  I made a vegan moussaka, which is dish from Greece (and several other places actually) compared to lasagna but that's not even accurate because there aren't any noodles in moussaka for starters.  The dish is basically a bunch of layered veggies and sauce.  The top of the moussaka is normally a cream made from eggs and milk and I made mine out of tofu.  That part came out pretty good actually.  The rest of it was a mixed bag.  Cinnamon adds an odd taste to shit and I think I'll leave that spice for desserts only from now on because I just don't feel it.  Also, the recipe I used called for bread crumbs and it just made shit soggy.  I'll leave them out if I ever make this again.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #945 on: Dec 21, 2011, 04:23:59 AM »
Real moussaka is the shit.

Why would anyone go vegan or vegetarian? It's gayer than rip taylor's boxer shorts.  All these vegheads are sick all the time cause they're not getting enough protein.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #946 on: Dec 22, 2011, 12:49:47 AM »
I'm going to try it for a month this Jan.  I'd like to steadily increase my intake of veggies and shit and decrease meat and other animal proteins and consider going vegan for a short while a good start.  For me, I want to see if omitting the animal will keeps things healthier, too.  I love milk, yoghurt and eggs but I think it's been making me kinda OABNFBK!!1.  Shit like that.

Merla's been doing a lot of research on the subject for a while and has consequently turned vegan, including suckling Peta's teat.  I've been concerned about her health but she seems okay.  She's gonna do a week of juicing though so that shit kinda worries me.  I hope she caves early into it and eats some food.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #947 on: Dec 22, 2011, 01:35:44 AM »
I don't mind vegans as long they don't A. Try to constantly convert me, or 2. Always say shit like "Oh how can you eat that? Do you know...Blah Blah Blah..." everytime I order a cheeseburger. What you put down your eating hole is your bag baby. I just see it like Coke Zero. Yeah it is probably better for me, but it will never taste as good.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #948 on: Dec 22, 2011, 02:30:32 AM »
Oh well definitely eat more vegetables and what not.  Nothing wrong with milk, yogurt, and eggs though.

Atheists who don't eat meat really grind my gears.  Your decision to not eat the poor widdle animoes isn't grounded in science or nature.  So accept there is a higher powet or accept that you are a cowardly little radge cunt who can't do to animals what they would surely do to you.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #950 on: Dec 22, 2011, 10:51:19 PM »
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/patio-lovers/274573

Moussaka.

I made some small audible laughing sounds while watching this.  Which means it's extremely funny to normal people.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #951 on: Dec 24, 2011, 04:39:26 PM »
I would not say it was Mr. Walken's best SNL sketch, but it was at least relevant.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #952 on: Dec 25, 2011, 01:11:04 AM »
The Col. Angus sketch was Chris Walken's best.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #953 on: Dec 27, 2011, 02:19:07 AM »
The Col. Angus sketch was Chris Walken's best.

I nearly died the first time I watched that.

He did also have fantastic support there. Amy Poehler kept a straight face almost the entire time.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #954 on: Dec 27, 2011, 12:02:26 PM »
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Nothing wrong with milk, yogurt, and eggs though.

Except for the times it makes me squirt and fart.  Ha, I said it, homes.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #955 on: Dec 27, 2011, 12:26:58 PM »
Doesn't everything you eat make you shit eventually?

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #956 on: Dec 27, 2011, 12:30:27 PM »
You're right.  I should've said squirt instead.  I'll correct it.  Thank you.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #957 on: Dec 27, 2011, 12:35:22 PM »
Glad I could be of help in you making gross points on an internet message board.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #958 on: Dec 27, 2011, 12:36:32 PM »
Actually squirt makes me think of something else.

The mythical female ejaculate...which I'm still not sure isn't pee.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #959 on: Dec 27, 2011, 12:38:56 PM »
Glad I could be of help in you making gross points on an internet message board.

You'll welcome. :)

The mythical female ejaculate...which I'm still not sure isn't pee.

If you come across some, taste it and find out.