Author Topic: The last thing I ate was... (Read 364594 times)

IDE · « **Reply #840 on:** May 27, 2011, 08:18:50 PM »

The last thing I ate was a turkey sandwich but the next thing is going to hopefully be vagina.

Wish me luck.

Fiero · « **Reply #841 on:** May 27, 2011, 08:48:26 PM »

Nachos maafucka

B E C K · « **Reply #842 on:** May 27, 2011, 09:46:01 PM »

Mini Moonpie. Yum.

IDE · « **Reply #843 on:** May 28, 2011, 03:07:56 PM »

The pie was delicious.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #844 on:** May 30, 2011, 09:07:07 AM »

Macaroni and cheese :3

B E C K · « **Reply #845 on:** May 31, 2011, 10:26:46 PM »

I had Nekot peanut butter cookies.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #846 on:** Jun 01, 2011, 09:02:02 AM »

Sushi, while we watched the Japan vs Peru football game on tv

spooie · « **Reply #847 on:** Jun 03, 2011, 09:11:43 PM »

Quesadillas. Those of us that stayed behind today and didn't go to the department picnic made our own quesadillas in the office.

B E C K · « **Reply #848 on:** Jun 03, 2011, 10:12:01 PM »

Coconut shrimp. And a biscuit.

IDE · « **Reply #849 on:** Jun 04, 2011, 11:37:08 AM »

7 egg whites and 99% fat free bean and rice burrito.

but before that...yep, you guessed it...vag.

A really cute one too.

B E C K · « **Reply #850 on:** Jun 04, 2011, 05:04:31 PM »

Hey, you, this is for consumables. As far as I'm concerned, vagina is like toothpaste and bubblegum. Neither belong here.

spooie · « **Reply #851 on:** Jun 04, 2011, 08:15:36 PM »

Wait... you guys don't eat toothpaste? It's just like cake frosting from those candy tubes.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #852 on:** Jun 04, 2011, 08:46:02 PM »

Bacon egg and cheese sandwich

B E C K · « **Reply #853 on:** Jun 05, 2011, 04:44:12 PM »

A gordita with mushroom and egg.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #854 on:** Jun 06, 2011, 02:40:59 AM »

Pasta carbonara.
And I'm drinking, for the first time in my life, Arbor Mist. and HOLY SHIT IT IS SO AMAZING I CANT BELIEVE I LIVED TWENTY something YEARS OF MY LIFE WITHOUT IT

Fiero · « **Reply #855 on:** Jun 06, 2011, 02:01:13 PM »

Bought to eat some spicy noodles. I wanted to fry some tofu first but I'm missing some ingredients and didn't feel like driving anywhere before work.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #856 on:** Jun 07, 2011, 03:13:46 AM »

Scones and cherry coke <3

Fiero · « **Reply #857 on:** Jun 07, 2011, 12:13:25 PM »

Clementine.

B E C K · « **Reply #858 on:** Jun 07, 2011, 10:58:22 PM »

Fiero · « **Reply #859 on:** Jun 08, 2011, 08:06:22 PM »

Spicy Mongolian noodles. I bet that sauce has nothing to do with Mongolia, though.

B E C K · « **Reply #860 on:** Jun 09, 2011, 12:28:36 AM »

Onions are now one of my favorite foods now. I'm sticking them in everything. Cooked and carmelized of course. Although prepping them still makes me cry like Old Yeller, Flipper, and Lassie all got shot with the same bullet.

Rama · « **Reply #861 on:** Jun 09, 2011, 12:54:59 AM »

That would be one hell of a shot. I'd like to see that.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #862 on:** Jun 09, 2011, 02:28:54 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jun 09, 2011, 12:28:36 AM

Onions are now one of my favorite foods now. I'm sticking them in everything. Cooked and carmelized of course. Although prepping them still makes me cry like Old Yeller, Flipper, and Lassie all got shot with the same bullet.

You see the lines the onions have? Cut on top of them. Like, follow the lines when oyu are cutting and you won't cry anymore

Double shot latte

IDE · « **Reply #863 on:** Jun 09, 2011, 02:59:56 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jun 07, 2011, 10:58:22 PM

Ice.

That's right up there with vag and toothpaste.

I had a protein shake with bananas that were kinda mushy, but perfect for the blender.

Fiero · « **Reply #864 on:** Jun 09, 2011, 12:02:09 PM »

I find washing the onion after peeling it helps a lot. I've also been told to have some salt laying out nearby it, somehow that helps.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #865 on:** Jun 10, 2011, 06:04:35 AM »

salt, really? i've never heard that before! ill try it tomorrow when I do spanish omelette

Fiero · « **Reply #866 on:** Jun 10, 2011, 04:06:43 PM »

http://www.wikihow.com/Chop-Onions-Without-Tears

It doesn't list salt, but it explains it, and I think understanding it will help the most.

B E C K · « **Reply #867 on:** Jun 10, 2011, 09:42:38 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Jun 09, 2011, 02:59:56 AM

Quote from: B E C K on Jun 07, 2011, 10:58:22 PM
Ice.

That's right up there with vag and toothpaste.

No, it's water. Just like saying I drank a glass of water except I crunched that mutherfucka.

IDE · « **Reply #868 on:** Jun 12, 2011, 01:28:40 AM »

Vag is like water to me! I need it to sustain life. If I don't have some every so often I'll revert to my true age i.e. dry up and turn to dust as if I'd drank from the wrong grail.

B E C K · « **Reply #869 on:** Jun 13, 2011, 07:35:43 PM »

And you wonder why you're Penis Man.

Imma gonna eat me some jambalaya.