I just had all you can eat sushi with the chick from osama night. Then she went home cause she was tired from dropping her roomate off at the airport early this morning.
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I DON'T CARE HOW TIRED YOU ARE! YOU COME BACK TO MY PLACE AND BANG ME!
I MEAN DO IT FOR YOURSELF! YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T FIND DICK LIKE THIS JUST ANYWHERE!
THAT'S IT! WE ARE DONE!