Shit, I had a 'perfectly acceptable path to a heart attack' with the food they serve at work yesterday. I usually bring my own lunch but I got lazy and decided to try the burger and fries. Now I like a good oily burger from time to time but this wasn't no 'good oily burger'. They fucking force-fed the cow fucking Crisco then made the goddamn burger patty from the lowest grade of the meat possible, which was probably the eye balls and testicles. I was burping that shit all day. I had to cram myself full of fruit for the rest of the day to counteract the oilpit in my stomach. And the thing's a rip-off! It was like 6-something dollars just for a burger and fries. Today, it was 1.50 for an ice tea... in my own fucking cup! For you people that are used to those sorts of prices and don't think it's a big deal, fyi the cost of living is cheap down here. You DO NOT pay that kinda dime for regular, generic eats from some no-name in-house vendor.