Author Topic: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER (Read 15460 times)

Sam · « **on:** Jan 22, 2010, 12:57:10 PM »

Ðere are too many Beck þreads in a row. Ðis one shall be about bacon. I know it's a crutch ðat's used by people to spice up oðerwise uneventful food, and ðat it isn't ðe greatest þing for you, but DAMN do I ever love it.

You know what, no, this þread isn't about bacon anymore, it's about football. I hope Minnesota loses horribly in the championship game and Favre puts ðem þrough the latest round of "Will he retire or won't he?". Another satisfying result would be Minnesota going to ðe Super Bowl and ðen getting stomped by ðe Jets, Favre's old girlfriend. But ðat would require ðe Jets beating Indianapolis and I don't see ðat happening.

Never mind football, ðis þread is now about cable. I should really cancel it already, shouldn't I? I really only use ðe tv for watching sports and ðe occasional episode of Colbert or Conan or Chuck if I happen to be around and not doing anything at ðe time. Oðerwise I get most of my tv online.

Really, I guess, ðis þread is about me and how I'm pretty great.

Rama · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 22, 2010, 01:16:34 PM »

Had me at Bacon...lost me at Football.

Fiero · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 22, 2010, 02:10:21 PM »

Lost me at Bacon, had me at watching everything online.

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 22, 2010, 04:04:26 PM »

I keep reading that "bread". I do loves me some bread.

Cancel your cable. They're just sucking money out of you anyway. I know I've said this before, but all we have here are the standard digital channels and we get along fine. We watch DVDs, we watch shit on the internet, we listen to music or find something else to do. Since going digital, there's even more channels on broadcast TV now. Here, we have two channels that show cooking and home renovation and extra channels that show movies. Sure some of these channels are wasted on religion and some are in Spanish, but I can't see you guys not liking shit like "A Que No Puedes".

Derrick · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 22, 2010, 10:16:18 PM »

Quote from: Sam on Jan 22, 2010, 12:57:10 PM

Ðere are too many Beck þreads in a row. Ðis one shall be about bacon. I know it's a crutch ðat's used by people to spice up oðerwise uneventful food, and ðat it isn't ðe greatest þing for you, but DAMN do I ever love it.

You know what, no, this þread isn't about bacon anymore, it's about football. I hope Minnesota loses horribly in the championship game and Favre puts ðem þrough the latest round of "Will he retire or won't he?". Another satisfying result would be Minnesota going to ðe Super Bowl and ðen getting stomped by ðe Jets, Favre's old girlfriend. But ðat would require ðe Jets beating Indianapolis and I don't see ðat happening.

Never mind football, ðis þread is now about cable. I should really cancel it already, shouldn't I? I really only use ðe tv for watching sports and ðe occasional episode of Colbert or Conan or Chuck if I happen to be around and not doing anything at ðe time. Oðerwise I get most of my tv online.

Really, I guess, ðis þread is about me and how I'm pretty great.

I want a Colts/Vikings Superbowl, with Favre winning and then retiring a hero.

lol, Aaron Rodgers.

Fiero · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 22, 2010, 10:57:56 PM »

I also kept reading that as "bread"

Derrick · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 22, 2010, 11:35:58 PM »

Originality isn't always good. Like bringing back trepenation? Bad idea. Bringing sexy back? Good idea.

You see where I'm going with this.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 22, 2010, 11:49:13 PM »

I hope Favre puts on a QB clinic in the Superdome, but I really don't care who wins. I don't follow pro ball like I used to, but I'm still a Favre fan (fellow MS boys). I'm looking forward to three good games, whoever plays in them, and that's what I'm looking forward to.

Derrick · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 23, 2010, 12:08:49 AM »

I really think he'd retire after this.

Fiero · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 23, 2010, 02:14:48 PM »

I really hope he'd retire after this.

Derrick · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 23, 2010, 04:08:32 PM »

If Peyton wins, I wonder if he'd retire, too?

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 23, 2010, 09:26:49 PM »

I put tits in front of you and you boobs persist about football? [knurph] GAY. [/knurph]

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 24, 2010, 01:02:36 AM »

How far south exactly do you have to be before you can get that show? I mean just for the curious. '__'

Fiero · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 24, 2010, 03:20:52 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jan 23, 2010, 09:26:49 PM

I put tits in front of you and you boobs persist about football? [knurph] GAY. [/knurph]

Buy they're connected to obnoxious mexican women. Too much fucking drama.

Derrick · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 24, 2010, 11:19:35 AM »

I prefer the Zodiac dating show more. I love when they do the stripper pole thing. Mmmmmmmm.

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 24, 2010, 07:17:37 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Jan 24, 2010, 03:20:52 AM

Quote from: B E C K on Jan 23, 2010, 09:26:49 PM
I put tits in front of you and you boobs persist about football? [knurph] GAY. [/knurph]

Buy they're connected to obnoxious mexican women. Too much fucking drama.

Dude, that's what the MUTE button is for!

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 24, 2010, 10:21:34 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jan 23, 2010, 09:26:49 PM

I put tits in front of you and you boobs persist about football? [knurph] GAY. [/knurph]

I noticed, and the gesture was appreciated. But life goes on, and football is life.

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Jan 24, 2010, 10:58:26 PM »

Boo! Boo to football!

Derrick · « **Reply #18 on:** Jan 25, 2010, 12:04:45 AM »

Boo to the refs fucking over Favre.

Fiero · « **Reply #19 on:** Jan 25, 2010, 01:26:52 AM »

Oh well, Saints won, I'm happyish.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #20 on:** Jan 25, 2010, 10:11:18 PM »

There was at least two instances where Saints defenders could have been ejected...one egregious yet uncalled instance of unnecessary roughness, and an obvious violation of the Brady Rule. I'm all for beating the crap out of opposing quarterbacks as a defensive strategy (it leads to hasty decision-making and interceptions, as seen in this game), but they nearly got away with murder out there.

Then again, it was neither the Saint's nor Favre's fault that Minnesota dropped so many balls for absolutely no reason. That was the real difference in the game. Otherwise, Minnesota outperformed New Orleans by a substantial margin by every statistic but the one that ultimately mattered. As a drastically overpaid color commentator once in all seriousness and tongue not even close to being in cheek noted, whoever scores the most points usually win the game.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Jan 26, 2010, 12:31:56 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Jan 25, 2010, 01:26:52 AM

Oh well, Saints won, I'm happyish.

Oh, I want to be in that rumba, when the Saints go over there! Oh, over there! Oh, over there!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #22 on:** Jan 28, 2010, 05:43:17 PM »

Cancel the cable son. I don't watch tv but if there's something I want to watch, I go to Hulu or get it somewhere else online. The only two shows I actually watch right now are of course, Ramsay's kitchen nightmares and the awesomeness that is/was the Jersey shore.

Derrick · « **Reply #23 on:** Jan 28, 2010, 06:52:07 PM »

Snookie couldn't find love on the Shore.

It had nothing to do with the venerial diseases.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #24 on:** Jan 31, 2010, 12:01:00 AM »

And now they are doing season 2 yayy!
Snookie was probably the only one in the house that didnt get ass. And she was the one trying the hardest, that poor guidette

Rama · « **Reply #25 on:** Jan 31, 2010, 12:11:26 AM »

Jersey shore is getting another season? Isn't there something in Revelations about that?

Derrick · « **Reply #26 on:** Jan 31, 2010, 09:44:43 AM »

Yeah, it's a sign of the Awesomealypse. FIST BUMP!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #27 on:** Jan 31, 2010, 04:16:09 PM »

GTL time!

Derrick · « **Reply #28 on:** Jan 31, 2010, 07:16:22 PM »

Does my tan look right? Shit, oh well THIS IS MY SONG!

Fiero · « **Reply #29 on:** Jan 31, 2010, 10:40:36 PM »

No, your tan looks awful, just fucking awful.