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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« on: Jan 22, 2010, 12:57:10 PM »
Šere are too many Beck žreads in a row.  Šis one shall be about bacon.  I know it's a crutch šat's used by people to spice up ošerwise uneventful food, and šat it isn't še greatest žing for you, but DAMN do I ever love it.

You know what, no, this žread isn't about bacon anymore, it's about football.  I hope Minnesota loses horribly in the championship game and Favre puts šem žrough the latest round of "Will he retire or won't he?".  Another satisfying result would be Minnesota going to še Super Bowl and šen getting stomped by še Jets, Favre's old girlfriend.  But šat would require še Jets beating Indianapolis and I don't see šat happening.

Never mind football, šis žread is now about cable.  I should really cancel it already, shouldn't I?  I really only use še tv for watching sports and še occasional episode of Colbert or Conan or Chuck if I happen to be around and not doing anything at še time.  Ošerwise I get most of my tv online.

Really, I guess, šis žread is about me and how I'm pretty great.
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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #1 on: Jan 22, 2010, 01:16:34 PM »
Had me at Bacon...lost me at Football.

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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #2 on: Jan 22, 2010, 02:10:21 PM »
Lost me at Bacon, had me at watching everything online.
Get a little closer let it fold
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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #3 on: Jan 22, 2010, 04:04:26 PM »
I keep reading that "bread".  I do loves me some bread.

Cancel your cable.  They're just sucking money out of you anyway.  I know I've said this before, but all we have here are the standard digital channels and we get along fine.  We watch DVDs, we watch shit on the internet, we listen to music or find something else to do.  Since going digital, there's even more channels on broadcast TV now.  Here, we have two channels that show cooking and home renovation and extra channels that show movies.  Sure some of these channels are wasted on religion and some are in Spanish, but I can't see you guys not liking shit like "A Que No Puedes".

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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #4 on: Jan 22, 2010, 10:16:18 PM »
Šere are too many Beck žreads in a row.  Šis one shall be about bacon.  I know it's a crutch šat's used by people to spice up ošerwise uneventful food, and šat it isn't še greatest žing for you, but DAMN do I ever love it.

You know what, no, this žread isn't about bacon anymore, it's about football.  I hope Minnesota loses horribly in the championship game and Favre puts šem žrough the latest round of "Will he retire or won't he?".  Another satisfying result would be Minnesota going to še Super Bowl and šen getting stomped by še Jets, Favre's old girlfriend.  But šat would require še Jets beating Indianapolis and I don't see šat happening.

Never mind football, šis žread is now about cable.  I should really cancel it already, shouldn't I?  I really only use še tv for watching sports and še occasional episode of Colbert or Conan or Chuck if I happen to be around and not doing anything at še time.  Ošerwise I get most of my tv online.

Really, I guess, šis žread is about me and how I'm pretty great.
I want a Colts/Vikings Superbowl, with Favre winning and then retiring a hero.

lol, Aaron Rodgers.
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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #5 on: Jan 22, 2010, 10:57:56 PM »
I also kept reading that as "bread"
Get a little closer let it fold
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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #6 on: Jan 22, 2010, 11:35:58 PM »
Originality isn't always good. Like bringing back trepenation? Bad idea. Bringing sexy back? Good idea.

You see where I'm going with this.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #7 on: Jan 22, 2010, 11:49:13 PM »
I hope Favre puts on a QB clinic in the Superdome, but I really don't care who wins. I don't follow pro ball like I used to, but I'm still a Favre fan (fellow MS boys). I'm looking forward to three good games, whoever plays in them, and that's what I'm looking forward to.
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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #8 on: Jan 23, 2010, 12:08:49 AM »
I really think he'd retire after this.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #9 on: Jan 23, 2010, 02:14:48 PM »
I really hope he'd retire after this.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #10 on: Jan 23, 2010, 04:08:32 PM »
If Peyton wins, I wonder if he'd retire, too?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #11 on: Jan 23, 2010, 09:26:49 PM »
I put tits in front of you and you boobs persist about football?  [knurph] GAY. [/knurph]

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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #12 on: Jan 24, 2010, 01:02:36 AM »
How far south exactly do you have to be before you can get that show? I mean just for the curious. '__'

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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #13 on: Jan 24, 2010, 03:20:52 AM »
I put tits in front of you and you boobs persist about football?  [knurph] GAY. [/knurph]

Buy they're connected to obnoxious mexican women. Too much fucking drama.
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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #14 on: Jan 24, 2010, 11:19:35 AM »
I prefer the Zodiac dating show more. I love when they do the stripper pole thing. Mmmmmmmm.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #15 on: Jan 24, 2010, 07:17:37 PM »
I put tits in front of you and you boobs persist about football?  [knurph] GAY. [/knurph]

Buy they're connected to obnoxious mexican women. Too much fucking drama.

Dude, that's what the MUTE button is for!

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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #16 on: Jan 24, 2010, 10:21:34 PM »
I put tits in front of you and you boobs persist about football?  [knurph] GAY. [/knurph]

I noticed, and the gesture was appreciated. But life goes on, and football is life.
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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #17 on: Jan 24, 2010, 10:58:26 PM »
Boo!  Boo to football!

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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #18 on: Jan 25, 2010, 12:04:45 AM »
Boo to the refs fucking over Favre.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #19 on: Jan 25, 2010, 01:26:52 AM »
Oh well, Saints won, I'm happyish.
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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #20 on: Jan 25, 2010, 10:11:18 PM »
There was at least two instances where Saints defenders could have been ejected...one egregious yet uncalled instance of unnecessary roughness, and an obvious violation of the Brady Rule. I'm all for beating the crap out of opposing quarterbacks as a defensive strategy (it leads to hasty decision-making and interceptions, as seen in this game), but they nearly got away with murder out there.

Then again, it was neither the Saint's nor Favre's fault that Minnesota dropped so many balls for absolutely no reason. That was the real difference in the game. Otherwise, Minnesota outperformed New Orleans by a substantial margin by every statistic but the one that ultimately mattered. As a drastically overpaid color commentator once in all seriousness and tongue not even close to being in cheek noted, whoever scores the most points usually win the game.
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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #21 on: Jan 26, 2010, 12:31:56 AM »
Oh well, Saints won, I'm happyish.

Oh, I want to be in that rumba, when the Saints go over there! Oh, over there! Oh, over there!

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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #22 on: Jan 28, 2010, 05:43:17 PM »
Cancel the cable son. I don't watch tv but if there's something I want to watch, I go to Hulu or get it somewhere else online. The only two shows I actually watch right now are of course, Ramsay's kitchen nightmares and the awesomeness that is/was the Jersey shore.

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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #23 on: Jan 28, 2010, 06:52:07 PM »
Snookie couldn't find love on the Shore.

It had nothing to do with the venerial diseases.
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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #24 on: Jan 31, 2010, 12:01:00 AM »
And now they are doing season 2 yayy!
Snookie was probably the only one in the house that didnt get ass. And she was the one trying the hardest, that poor guidette

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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #25 on: Jan 31, 2010, 12:11:26 AM »
Jersey shore is getting another season? Isn't there something in Revelations about that?

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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #26 on: Jan 31, 2010, 09:44:43 AM »
Yeah, it's a sign of the Awesomealypse. FIST BUMP!

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« Reply #27 on: Jan 31, 2010, 04:16:09 PM »
GTL time!

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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #28 on: Jan 31, 2010, 07:16:22 PM »
Does my tan look right? Shit, oh well THIS IS MY SONG!
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« Reply #29 on: Jan 31, 2010, 10:40:36 PM »
No, your tan looks awful, just fucking awful.
Get a little closer let it fold
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