"Cherry Bomb" by Kylie Minogue is fucking creeping me out!

[B E C K]

I like to cover all my bases.

[Derrick]

Like a shortstop?

[B E C K]

But in actuality much shorter.

[Derrick]

So a Reeeeeeeeeeeeeally Short Stop. Maybe you should borrow Al Pacino's lift shoes.

[B E C K]

I'm already borrowing Tom Cruise's.

[Derrick]

Watch out for Male leavin's.

[B E C K]

Like Katie Holmes droppings?

[Derrick]

I doubt he lets her near him in private.

[Rama]

Did you shrink or something? Weren't that short. In fact you looked normal. But around 1987 I think they started to put something in the water that turned all the girls born after that date in to Giant Amazons.

[B E C K]

Between 5'3" - 5'4".

[Rama]

That sounds pretty normal to me.

[Faye Valentine]

Did you shrink or something? Weren't that short. In fact you looked normal. But around 1987 I think they started to put something in the water that turned all the girls born after that date in to Giant Amazons.

LOL "looked normal". What's normal for you?

[Rama]

For a woman. Between 5'-3" and 5'-8". Anything above or below I think is tall or short respectively.

[Faye Valentine]

Yeah? I consider anything under 5'6 short. How tall are you?

[Rama]

6'-0"

[B E C K]

Yeah? I consider anything under 5'6 short.

Same here.  Even though looking it up makes my height actually seem about average.  Leave it to fashion to make a chick feel like a dwarf.  Skirts that should be below the knee cutting my calf in half and shit like that.

[Faye Valentine]

Wear high heels. I'm 5'8 but with heels I go up to 6'1 or so. Just dont get bunions like victoria bekham :S

[B E C K]

High heels don't generally agree with me.  Also they wouldn't fix skirts and dresses that terminate at the calf.  I'd have to seriously hem and lots of times it's not an option, so I pass on a lot of stuff.