Author Topic: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda. (Read 6570 times)

Derrick · « **on:** Dec 08, 2009, 05:47:10 PM »

Or if you're from Uganda, don't get aids/fuck your gender elsewhere. Otherwise, they're gonna ice your ass.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/africa/12/08/uganda.anti.gay.bill/index.html

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The Anti-Homosexuality Bill features several provisions that human rights groups say would spur a witch hunt of homosexuals in the country:

• Gays and lesbians convicted of having gay sex would be sentenced, at minimum, to life in prison

• People who test positive for HIV may be executed

• Homosexuals who have sex with a minor, or engage in homosexual sex more than once, may also receive the death penalty

• The bill forbids the "promotion of homosexuality," which in effect bans organizations working in HIV and AIDS prevention

• Anyone who knows of homosexual activity taking place but does not report it would risk up to three years in prison

Homosexuality is already illegal in Uganda under colonial-era laws. But the bill, introduced in October, is intended to put more teeth into prosecuting violators.

It applies even to Ugandans participating in same-sex acts in countries where such behavior is legal.

Just promoting the tourist industry, doesn't it?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #1 on:** Dec 08, 2009, 08:09:14 PM »

Who goes to Uganda anyways

Derrick · « **Reply #2 on:** Dec 08, 2009, 10:24:37 PM »

Definitely not IDE, now.

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Dec 08, 2009, 11:06:47 PM »

Can't we just nuke it?

Rama · « **Reply #4 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 01:26:16 AM »

Do they have oil? No, then yes we can.

gwynn · « **Reply #5 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 07:28:42 AM »

Wait until all the gays clear out first.

Derrick · « **Reply #6 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 09:32:58 AM »

I doubt there will be any left after this thing passes.

Fiero · « **Reply #7 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 03:12:15 PM »

I didn't realize Uganda was like this. I'll be sure to never go though.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 05:37:45 PM »

Quote from: gwynn on Dec 09, 2009, 07:28:42 AM

Wait until all the gays clear out first.

Quote from: Derrick on Dec 09, 2009, 09:32:58 AM

I doubt there will be any left after this thing passes.

That's what I was thinking. How do they expect to ever be a competing nation without any gays? It boggles the mind!

Derrick · « **Reply #9 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 06:19:41 PM »

The houses will not be fierce.

Fiero · « **Reply #10 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 08:19:51 PM »

The houses will look like shit and the women will have horrible clothing.

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 10:11:12 PM »

Their over abundance of straight guys will have no queer eyes.

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 01:44:43 AM »

We could send Perez Heiress-Whore there though. That's a bonus.

*Oh come on it's a completely different person. Bad form! Bad form indeed!

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 04:02:42 PM »

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #14 on:** Dec 11, 2009, 03:43:36 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Dec 10, 2009, 01:44:43 AM

We could send Perez Heiress-Whore there though. That's a bonus.

*Oh come on it's a completely different person. Bad form! Bad form indeed!

Don't tell me you read that asshole's webpage, Rama? fuck.

Derrick · « **Reply #15 on:** Dec 11, 2009, 05:28:54 PM »

He reminds me of a guy that would just shit all over the top's pelvis during anal.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #16 on:** Dec 11, 2009, 08:16:43 PM »

What about that guy that sticks a bottle in his ass and the bottle breaks and the blood starts pouring out :x

Rama · « **Reply #17 on:** Dec 12, 2009, 01:47:40 AM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Dec 11, 2009, 03:43:36 PM

Quote from: Rama on Dec 10, 2009, 01:44:43 AM
We could send Perez Heiress-Whore there though. That's a bonus.

*Oh come on it's a completely different person. Bad form! Bad form indeed!
Don't tell me you read that asshole's webpage, Rama? fuck.

Uh no. I know about him cause he is an attention whore and finds a way to get himself in the mainstream media from time to time.

Derrick · « **Reply #18 on:** Dec 12, 2009, 11:41:52 AM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Dec 11, 2009, 08:16:43 PM

What about that guy that sticks a bottle in his ass and the bottle breaks and the blood starts pouring out :x

Gotta be fake. If I had shards of glass in my soft-tissue, I would not pull them out calmly. I know the frenzy would lead to further damage, but there would be shards of glass in my rectum.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #19 on:** Dec 13, 2009, 10:35:20 AM »

Yeh but his inner-ass tissue might be hard already, from putting all that shit inside all the time.

Derrick · « **Reply #20 on:** Dec 13, 2009, 10:58:01 AM »

Considering no one has matched up the video with a horrific emergency-room report where a guy's colon had been sliced up like a side of salmon at a sushi bar, gotta call Bravo-sierra. BUT! Still, it's a great cringe video.

I would post a link, but I'd rather not had Becks mad at me.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Dec 14, 2009, 10:19:50 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Dec 13, 2009, 10:58:01 AM

Considering no one has matched up the video with a horrific emergency-room report where a guy's colon had been sliced up like a side of salmon at a sushi bar, gotta call Bravo-sierra. BUT! Still, it's a great cringe video.

I would post a link, but I'd rather not had Becks mad at me.

Don't post the video but what exactly did that to his colon?

Derrick · « **Reply #22 on:** Dec 15, 2009, 06:58:26 AM »

He was squatting over a glass jar and then gently slid it inside. Once in, the jar 'shattered' and then the man pulled out the shards of glass with copious amounts of thickish blood streaming out.

Fiero · « **Reply #23 on:** Dec 15, 2009, 04:54:31 PM »

Its pretty fucking nasty.

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Dec 16, 2009, 08:09:34 AM »

ARGH! Why didn't he just buy a toy? Why would anyone want glass near their naughties? *headdesk*

Derrick · « **Reply #25 on:** Dec 16, 2009, 08:19:31 AM »

The sick thrill.

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Dec 16, 2009, 08:43:03 AM »

Derrick · « **Reply #27 on:** Dec 16, 2009, 09:10:24 AM »

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #28 on:** Dec 16, 2009, 08:00:09 PM »

post itttttt

Derrick · « **Reply #29 on:** Dec 16, 2009, 09:38:45 PM »

google '1 guy 1 jar'.