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Famous Prune Warren Beatty's Sex Memoirs!
« on: Jan 04, 2010, 08:16:12 PM »
As if we didn't already know Tracy wasn't his only famous Dick.   :P  Anyway, I got a laugh out of the story, so here it is.

From Warren Beatty 'slept with 12,775 women':

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A new biography of legendary Hollywood heartthrob Warren Beatty claims the aging actor slept with 12,775 women in his heyday.

Author Peter Biskind told the New York Post newspaper he had based the figure on "simple arithmetic".

According to Biskind, Beatty slept with "12,775 women, give or take, a figure that does not include daytime quickies, drive-bys, casual gropings, stolen kisses and so on.”

Biskind said he managed to form a friendship with the Bonnie and Clyde star who eventually opened up to him on his long list of affairs with Hollywood's leading ladies.

But the 72-year-old actor and producer has already denied the book, titled Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America, was authorised and said it contains many false assertions.

Beatty's attorney, Bertram Fields told the Huffington Post the book was full of purported quotes from the actor which he had never said.

According to Biskind, Beatty's former lovers included Jane Fonda, Joan Collins, Leslie Caron, Isabelle Adjani, Julie Christie, Diane Keaton, and Madonna.

The book also contains a claim from The Nanny star Fran Drescher in which she recalls Beatty inviting her to take part in a threesome. Drescher turned down the offer.

On Beatty's affair with Collins, Biskind wrote in the book the actor made love to the leading lady "relentlessly".

"For Collins, it was too much of a good thing,” he wrote. “One Sunday morning, exhausted, she stumbled out of bed. Dragging on a forbidden cigarette, she said, 'I don't think I can last much longer. He never stops — it must be all those vitamins he takes . . . In a few years, I'll be worn out.'"

I wonder if the other party was Mr. Sheffield.

And for posterity is a younger, hotter Beatty:

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Re: Famous Prune Warren Beatty's Sex Memoirs!
« Reply #1 on: Jan 04, 2010, 08:30:43 PM »
I think the more important number there is the 13K. Our resident man whore has got nothing on this guy.
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Re: Famous Prune Warren Beatty's Sex Memoirs!
« Reply #2 on: Jan 04, 2010, 08:40:17 PM »
Beatty's in his 70's.  There's time to catch up.   :joe:

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Re: Famous Prune Warren Beatty's Sex Memoirs!
« Reply #3 on: Jan 04, 2010, 10:57:11 PM »
Did he beat Wilt's record or not?

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Re: Famous Prune Warren Beatty's Sex Memoirs!
« Reply #4 on: Jan 05, 2010, 05:36:21 AM »
Now did they ever bang each other, just by accident? There'd have to be a few gay slip ups when you're passing 4,000.
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Re: Famous Prune Warren Beatty's Sex Memoirs!
« Reply #5 on: Jan 05, 2010, 07:34:11 AM »
After he dies everybody will come out saying they slept with him too.
I call the number a bullshit. He's not even that cute. I don't understand whats the attraction of sleeping with someone who has slept with a lot of women, aren't they worried about stds? Some stds can get to you even if you're using a condom :x

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Re: Famous Prune Warren Beatty's Sex Memoirs!
« Reply #6 on: Jan 05, 2010, 11:08:12 AM »
Like the deadly latex eating crotch mites.

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Re: Famous Prune Warren Beatty's Sex Memoirs!
« Reply #7 on: Jan 05, 2010, 06:09:04 PM »
Yes Rama, and the one that makes your manly bits fall off

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Re: Famous Prune Warren Beatty's Sex Memoirs!
« Reply #8 on: Jan 05, 2010, 07:30:40 PM »
His manly bits are made of latex?
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Re: Famous Prune Warren Beatty's Sex Memoirs!
« Reply #9 on: Jan 05, 2010, 08:03:36 PM »
Ever since the war.

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Re: Famous Prune Warren Beatty's Sex Memoirs!
« Reply #10 on: Jan 05, 2010, 08:22:34 PM »
DON'T TALK ABOUT THE WAR!
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Re: Famous Prune Warren Beatty's Sex Memoirs!
« Reply #11 on: Jan 06, 2010, 02:43:13 PM »
Tiger Woods was trying to beat his record.
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