Author Topic: Sassy Cassie (Read 13499 times)

Fiero · « **on:** Nov 11, 2009, 01:28:52 AM »

I just heard a radio ad for a local cabaret that's having a three day event with Sassy Cassie. Apparently the world's smallest stripper at 2' 11." Discuss.

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Nov 11, 2009, 04:18:34 AM »

That sounds just too cute!

Derrick · « **Reply #2 on:** Nov 11, 2009, 08:47:52 AM »

I'd probably. I wouldn't enjoy it, but I'd enjoy the story afterwards.

Fiero · « **Reply #3 on:** Nov 11, 2009, 10:43:24 AM »

I'd probably, too.

Derrick · « **Reply #4 on:** Nov 11, 2009, 12:06:16 PM »

You would enjoy it, you sick pedophile.

Rama · « **Reply #5 on:** Nov 11, 2009, 12:42:08 PM »

2'-11"...is that sans High Heels?

Fiero · « **Reply #6 on:** Nov 11, 2009, 12:47:28 PM »

Well, I searcher her a bit when I got home, and a lot of the websites list her as 2' 10," so that might be in heels.

Also, I did not enjoy what I saw at all.

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Nov 11, 2009, 02:05:16 PM »

Regale us with the details, please.

Fiero · « **Reply #8 on:** Nov 11, 2009, 04:28:50 PM »

She looks like a 6-year old body builder, can dance like a champ, and can probably out last most athletes on a pull up bar.

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Nov 11, 2009, 11:48:28 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Nov 11, 2009, 04:28:50 PM

She looks like a 6-year old body builder

Little Hercules?

IDE · « **Reply #10 on:** Nov 12, 2009, 01:54:23 AM »

Gross

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Nov 12, 2009, 02:04:24 AM »

Wait a minute...2'-11". That might just be the right height too....

Quick someone get me a tape measure.

Fiero · « **Reply #12 on:** Nov 12, 2009, 02:08:59 AM »

We think alike. But I prefer they kneel. It makes me feel awesome.

Or, at least, it would if any woman would kneel and do that for me.

Rama · « **Reply #13 on:** Nov 12, 2009, 02:10:27 AM »

It would help if I knew the distance from the top of her head to her mouth.

IDE · « **Reply #14 on:** Nov 12, 2009, 04:01:42 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Nov 12, 2009, 02:08:59 AM

We think alike. But I prefer they kneel. It makes me feel awesome.

It made me feel awesome when my ex did that...

...

excuse me...

bAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Derrick · « **Reply #15 on:** Nov 12, 2009, 05:37:05 AM »

Just go to a nice gay bar and realize your repressed feelings.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #16 on:** Nov 12, 2009, 03:01:59 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Nov 12, 2009, 02:08:59 AM

We think alike. But I prefer they kneel. It makes me feel awesome.

Here's another who feels the same way:

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Nov 12, 2009, 04:16:46 PM »

You should add 2" to your measurements to account for a nice pillow on the floor.

Rama · « **Reply #18 on:** Nov 12, 2009, 04:28:28 PM »

But she only is only 2'-11". A good pair of gel inserts would do her more good then a pillow. Now if she was a woman of normal height I'd be a perfect gentleman and get her a pillow and a towel.

Derrick · « **Reply #19 on:** Nov 12, 2009, 07:30:46 PM »

Could a normal man fit in her? 2'11'' squished alot of compartments.

Rama · « **Reply #20 on:** Nov 13, 2009, 12:44:16 AM »

I think it would depend on what kinda of growth disorder she has.

Rama · « **Reply #21 on:** Nov 13, 2009, 12:51:59 AM »

Yeah...

Derrick · « **Reply #22 on:** Nov 13, 2009, 05:16:09 AM »

*kills self*

Fiero · « **Reply #23 on:** Nov 13, 2009, 07:55:50 AM »

Yeah, pretty much.

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Nov 13, 2009, 02:01:46 PM »

Between the thighs, then? Oh wait, did he mean in the other direction?

Fiero · « **Reply #25 on:** Nov 13, 2009, 04:42:24 PM »

I have a friend who will stare at a woman he doesn't know to guess how deep her vagina is.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #26 on:** Nov 13, 2009, 10:32:50 PM »

DO NOT WANT

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #27 on:** Nov 14, 2009, 08:33:29 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Nov 13, 2009, 04:42:24 PM

I have a friend who will stare at a woman he doesn't know to guess how deep her vagina is.

I used to do that with men. My friend showed me how to

Derrick · « **Reply #28 on:** Nov 14, 2009, 12:53:15 PM »

But... men don't have vaginas.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #29 on:** Nov 15, 2009, 06:42:39 AM »

no i meant about their weewees