Sorry, boner. Maybe now in my, ahem, advanced age perhaps I may enjoy MASH should I partake of it. But I was so bored by it back then. Sofa king bored. The theme music for show was in fact also the theme music for my hand quickly reaching for the remote control. Not to mention since it always came out later in the evening, it was the death knell for the rest of the day.
Da-doot dootdoot-doot-doo-doo doo, your day is over-over bitch...
Boo the war. Boo the dreary colors.