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Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« on: Oct 29, 2009, 04:33:21 PM »
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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #1 on: Oct 29, 2009, 07:38:41 PM »
What about Quincy?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #2 on: Oct 29, 2009, 07:55:30 PM »
What about Quincy?

I had no idea Diagnosis Murder was a spin-off of Jake and the Fatman.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #3 on: Oct 29, 2009, 10:21:33 PM »
I had no idea you hated Quincy. What about Sam, didja hate him too?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #4 on: Oct 29, 2009, 11:43:22 PM »
I hate everyone who isn't Dick or Barry Van Dyke.  Even Jerry.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #5 on: Oct 30, 2009, 12:05:10 AM »
Seinfeld?
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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #6 on: Oct 30, 2009, 12:13:24 AM »
Van Dyke, you goober.   :D

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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #7 on: Oct 30, 2009, 12:22:20 AM »
Ooooohhhhhh
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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #8 on: Oct 30, 2009, 07:48:24 AM »
*hums theme to Coach*

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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #9 on: Oct 30, 2009, 09:11:05 AM »
DOBBER! ARE YOU GOING BALLS DEEP IN MY DAUGHTER?! AND WHY IS TOM KENNY THERE ALSO!?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #10 on: Oct 30, 2009, 09:31:28 AM »
Coach was a great show.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #11 on: Oct 30, 2009, 01:02:48 PM »
It's Patrick Starfish!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #12 on: Oct 30, 2009, 09:16:36 PM »
DOBBER!

It took me the longest time to figure out what that goofy bastard's name was.  I was like, "Dauber, as in a dirt dauber? Nah, that's nutty."
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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #13 on: Oct 30, 2009, 10:25:46 PM »
Michael "Dauber" Dybinski!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #14 on: Nov 01, 2009, 11:10:59 AM »
I never knew the correct spelling. I spent a good chunk of my High School years high and watching Coach reruns on TBS.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #15 on: Nov 01, 2009, 03:57:22 PM »
For whatever reason, I always knew the correct spelling.  I guess because I would've pronounced "dobber" "dow-ber", never mind that somebody has feel the same way about "dauber".

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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #16 on: Nov 01, 2009, 10:27:22 PM »
I can see that, but then what did I know. I was high.

I fucking miss that show, too. I don't think it'd be quite as entertaining. Like MASH, another show I loved while baked.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #17 on: Nov 02, 2009, 11:56:26 AM »
I was never high but liked Coach and was bored by MASH.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #18 on: Nov 02, 2009, 04:11:53 PM »
" was bored by MASH."

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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #19 on: Nov 02, 2009, 04:26:54 PM »
Sorry, boner.  Maybe now in my, ahem, advanced age perhaps I may enjoy MASH should I partake of it.  But I was so bored by it back then.  Sofa king bored.  The theme music for show was in fact also the theme music for my hand quickly reaching for the remote control.  Not to mention since it always came out later in the evening, it was the death knell for the rest of the day.

Da-doot dootdoot-doot-doo-doo doo, your day is over-over bitch...

Boo the war.  Boo the dreary colors.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #20 on: Nov 02, 2009, 04:39:41 PM »
That was the whole fucking point you uncultured swine!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #21 on: Nov 02, 2009, 04:50:22 PM »
Well, it seems I got the point without ever sitting down and watching the show.  HA!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #22 on: Nov 02, 2009, 05:02:40 PM »
Have you watched the movie? Its a good starting point and the theme song has words, but its in the movie and not the theme song of the movie, it was just later adapted to not have words and be the theme song of the show where they changed all the characters to different actors except Radar, who is the main reason to watch the show anyway.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #23 on: Nov 02, 2009, 05:09:31 PM »
I didn't even know there was a movie.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #24 on: Nov 02, 2009, 05:12:05 PM »
Wow.

It's better than the TV show, minus that I think Alan Alda is always superior to Donald Sutherland.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #25 on: Nov 02, 2009, 05:33:15 PM »
And I agree with you.

Also the whistling is just a stupid fucking gimmick that's way more irritating than endearing.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #26 on: Nov 02, 2009, 05:42:56 PM »
I have never found whistling endearing.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #27 on: Nov 02, 2009, 05:44:22 PM »
Still, watch the fucking movie.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #28 on: Nov 02, 2009, 05:51:30 PM »
No, wanker.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Diagnosis Murder!
« Reply #29 on: Nov 02, 2009, 05:54:45 PM »
YES, inverse-wanker.
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