Random Stupid Poll #23437-43

[Faye Valentine]

Uh this reminds me of the times when I was still going to the university and I would be in the library and these indians would come in and start eating their stinky as shit curry crap. aaaaaaaaaa

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

We had them infiltrating their stink in the EE lounge. Sitting on the couches there was a very bad idea, as the whole place smelled of BO and unpleasant ethnic odors.  Apparently their oriental beliefs did not include bathing but advocated attempts at covering up BO with worse things.

And forget using the phone for anything (in the days before everybody and their dog had a cell).  You answer the phone, and you got was clicking noises asking for Rasheed or Ventekesh. So we'd just start answering with something like, "Taco Bell, home of the fabulous gordita."

[Derrick]

Uh this reminds me of the times when I was still going to the university and I would be in the library and these indians would come in and start eating their stinky as shit curry crap. aaaaaaaaaa

The worst experience from FIU's dorms was, I had just dropped Kary off at her dorm for some reason. I then went to the elevator and entered. Inside were 3 Indian guys dressed for a night clubbing, even though I think it was Monday or Tuesday, a very odd night to go out since I didn't know any clubs open on those days. Whatever. I enter and the smell is unbearable. BO and curry. I was nearly crying. I went down the three floors in misery and pain. I cried.

[Merla]

Oh man don't even get me started on peoples from certain cultures and their assorted B.O's.

Swiggy-  Sorry to hear Whataburger suck in Mississippi. 

On campus we have Subway, Chick-fil-a, Einsteins Bros. Bagels, Starbucks, Taco Cabana, Burger King, some sandwich place, a pizza/pasta place, an over priced salad bar, Freshens, and a sushi place.

We have a NO FOOD policy in the library but people just ignore it and eat.  I find it so repulsive. Smacking away and licking their finger while they are at the computer.  I hate to think of all the fecal matter on those keyboards.  Students sneak in all kinds of food, even whole meals (i.e. Olive Garden, Red Lobster) whole pizzas, buckets of chicken.  It is so nasty.  I tell them they cannot come in with and half the time I get someone mouthing off "Well at UT Austin they let you."  I feel like saying well then go the f--- back to UT Austin.

[Fiero]

You should start saying that.

[B E C K]

I thought at least one person would vote yes.  You folks make mama proud.



I wanted a chicken salad sandwich this weekend and all my dad kept stocked up was mayo.  I couldn't finish it.  Next time, I'll have to remember a small jar of Miracle Whip Light.

[Faye Valentine]

Excuse me? you don't like mayo? but its soooooooooo good! i had two kinds right now: the organic Trader Joe's one and the latin one with lime. yummmmmmmmmm

[Derrick]

Mayo is terrible. That is all.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

So are the people who like it. Just load up some lard and be done with it.

And regarding eating in the library, I'll eat where I damn please.

[Derrick]

Lard and Mayo sammiches are probably really popular in trailer parks and the projects.

[Faye Valentine]

nah i think they'd prefer that nasty combo of peanut butter and marmalade :x

[Derrick]

That's actually healthy, though.

I love natural peanut butter. And All-fruit preserves. Mmm.

[B E C K]

Mayo's too thick for me.  It feels heavy when I eat it.  I feel like I killed an alien insect and am feasting on its guts.  Miracle Whip Light is thinner and has a little zip to it which I likes.

[Derrick]

Miracle Whip is basically the same thing.

[B E C K]

It's thinner and less heavy and that makes all the difference.  Trust me on this.

[Derrick]

I won't, I've tried and never saw the draw. I prefer a light pour of olive oil.

[B E C K]

With a cooked piece of chicken or fish, yes.  On a bologna sandwich or in chicken salad, no.