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Llama Sha
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Happy Birthday Merla!
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Oct 17, 2009, 10:44:23 PM »
Happy Birthday Old Lady!
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You know, a sack full of quarters and all that shit.
B E C K
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #1 on:
Oct 17, 2009, 10:51:00 PM »
Yo Llama Sha I'm happy for Merla, imma let you finish, but Firebird1 had the best birthday of all time.
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Were dinosaurs gay?
Only the pink ones.
Derrick
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Crunchy Greenie
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #2 on:
Oct 17, 2009, 11:13:52 PM »
Is she dealing pot?
Eh, it doesn't matter. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.
Rama
The Laziest Man on Mars
Crunchy Greenie
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #3 on:
Oct 18, 2009, 12:34:40 AM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Now lets see those panties.
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Derrick
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Crunchy Greenie
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #4 on:
Oct 18, 2009, 12:51:46 AM »
PANTIES!!!
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.
Rama
The Laziest Man on Mars
Crunchy Greenie
Your Personal Jesus
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #5 on:
Oct 18, 2009, 12:55:10 AM »
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Derrick
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Crunchy Greenie
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Owl Pellets: 116
Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #6 on:
Oct 18, 2009, 12:57:22 AM »
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.
B E C K
❀ EN SABAH NURIKO ❀
Administrator
Your Personal Jesus
Posts: 22822
Owl Pellets: 888
I ♥ 高橋 啓介!
Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #7 on:
Oct 18, 2009, 01:21:14 AM »
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Were dinosaurs gay?
Only the pink ones.
joe
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Crunchy Greenie
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #8 on:
Oct 18, 2009, 03:42:35 AM »
Happy B-Day, you Kenobi-esque fossil!
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Fiero
Crunchy Greenie
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #9 on:
Oct 19, 2009, 11:33:20 AM »
Day birth happy you have. /caveman speak
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Crunchy Greenie
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #10 on:
Oct 19, 2009, 06:08:23 PM »
Panties?
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.
Rama
The Laziest Man on Mars
Crunchy Greenie
Your Personal Jesus
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Owl Pellets: 1124
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #11 on:
Oct 19, 2009, 06:55:00 PM »
*Sigh* I don't think we are going to see any.
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Fiero
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #12 on:
Oct 19, 2009, 07:21:44 PM »
Show panties, we enjoy.
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Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you
Derrick
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Crunchy Greenie
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Owl Pellets: 116
Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #13 on:
Oct 19, 2009, 07:51:29 PM »
Concensus says we need panties, damint.
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.
B E C K
❀ EN SABAH NURIKO ❀
Administrator
Your Personal Jesus
Posts: 22822
Owl Pellets: 888
I ♥ 高橋 啓介!
Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #14 on:
Oct 20, 2009, 04:52:24 AM »
Then show your own panties, fuckers.
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Were dinosaurs gay?
Only the pink ones.
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Crunchy Greenie
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #15 on:
Oct 20, 2009, 05:54:52 AM »
I don't own underwear.
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.
B E C K
❀ EN SABAH NURIKO ❀
Administrator
Your Personal Jesus
Posts: 22822
Owl Pellets: 888
I ♥ 高橋 啓介!
Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #16 on:
Oct 20, 2009, 06:22:12 AM »
Not my problem.
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Only the pink ones.
Derrick
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Crunchy Greenie
Vending Machine Panties
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #17 on:
Oct 20, 2009, 06:47:52 AM »
Not mine either, since nothing exists for the problem to count. Cuz I'm frrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeballlllllllllllllllllin'.
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.
Fiero
Crunchy Greenie
Vending Machine Panties
Posts: 7318
Owl Pellets: 2004
Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #18 on:
Oct 20, 2009, 10:32:52 AM »
Did you guys know that nothing exists.
Period.
This is just what our consciousness perceives, man.
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Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you
Derrick
Remember...
Crunchy Greenie
Vending Machine Panties
Posts: 5635
Owl Pellets: 116
Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #19 on:
Oct 20, 2009, 11:30:18 AM »
Whoa.
*burble*
What about things that exist only exist because we exist.
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.
Rama
The Laziest Man on Mars
Crunchy Greenie
Your Personal Jesus
Posts: 10369
Owl Pellets: 1124
Sex Robot...Sex Robot
Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #20 on:
Oct 20, 2009, 12:24:26 PM »
Like Santa Claus.
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Crunchy Greenie
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #21 on:
Oct 20, 2009, 05:55:38 PM »
That non-existent cheese-steak sandwich I had for lunch was damn good, though.
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Fiero
Crunchy Greenie
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #22 on:
Oct 20, 2009, 07:48:13 PM »
No, your perception was that you ate a tasty sandwich, there was no sandwich and you did not even taste it.
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Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you
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Crunchy Greenie
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*chug Chug CHUG*
Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #23 on:
Oct 20, 2009, 09:09:57 PM »
Just take it to its logical conclusion, then: I had not a tongue with which to taste.
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Fiero
Crunchy Greenie
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #24 on:
Oct 20, 2009, 09:43:14 PM »
You weren't even born.
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Cut open my sternum and pull
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Crunchy Greenie
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #25 on:
Oct 20, 2009, 11:27:42 PM »
Then where did my pants go?
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.
Rama
The Laziest Man on Mars
Crunchy Greenie
Your Personal Jesus
Posts: 10369
Owl Pellets: 1124
Sex Robot...Sex Robot
Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #26 on:
Oct 20, 2009, 11:44:38 PM »
in the dryer.
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Fiero
Crunchy Greenie
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #27 on:
Oct 21, 2009, 01:07:26 AM »
The dryer we call consciousness.
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #28 on:
Oct 21, 2009, 01:17:49 AM »
Happy Birthday!
I give to you the gift of lying about your age.
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Rama
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
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Reply #29 on:
Oct 21, 2009, 03:04:57 AM »
So could I just think anything I wanted into existence right now?
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