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Happy Birthday Merla!
« on: Oct 17, 2009, 10:44:23 PM »
Happy Birthday Old Lady!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


You know, a sack full of quarters and all that shit.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #1 on: Oct 17, 2009, 10:51:00 PM »
Yo Llama Sha I'm happy for Merla, imma let you finish, but Firebird1 had the best birthday of all time.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #2 on: Oct 17, 2009, 11:13:52 PM »
Is she dealing pot?

Eh, it doesn't matter. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #3 on: Oct 18, 2009, 12:34:40 AM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Now lets see those panties.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #4 on: Oct 18, 2009, 12:51:46 AM »
PANTIES!!!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #5 on: Oct 18, 2009, 12:55:10 AM »
 :nuriyes:

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #6 on: Oct 18, 2009, 12:57:22 AM »
 :aroused: :aroused: ;D ;D :D :D :love: :love: :nuriyes: :nuriyes: :faye: :happybirthday: :headbang: :hungry: :blamerama:
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #7 on: Oct 18, 2009, 01:21:14 AM »
:nurinono: :nurinono: :nurinono: :nurinono: :nurinono: :nurinono: :nurinono: :nurinono:

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #8 on: Oct 18, 2009, 03:42:35 AM »
Happy B-Day, you Kenobi-esque fossil!

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #9 on: Oct 19, 2009, 11:33:20 AM »
Day birth happy you have. /caveman speak
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #10 on: Oct 19, 2009, 06:08:23 PM »
Panties?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #11 on: Oct 19, 2009, 06:55:00 PM »
*Sigh* I don't think we are going to see any.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #12 on: Oct 19, 2009, 07:21:44 PM »
Show panties, we enjoy.
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #13 on: Oct 19, 2009, 07:51:29 PM »
Concensus says we need panties, damint.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #14 on: Oct 20, 2009, 04:52:24 AM »
Then show your own panties, fuckers.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #15 on: Oct 20, 2009, 05:54:52 AM »
I don't own underwear.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #16 on: Oct 20, 2009, 06:22:12 AM »
Not my problem.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #17 on: Oct 20, 2009, 06:47:52 AM »
Not mine either, since nothing exists for the problem to count. Cuz I'm frrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeballlllllllllllllllllin'.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #18 on: Oct 20, 2009, 10:32:52 AM »
Did you guys know that nothing exists.

Period.

This is just what our consciousness perceives, man.
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #19 on: Oct 20, 2009, 11:30:18 AM »
Whoa.
*burble*
What about things that exist only exist because we exist.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #20 on: Oct 20, 2009, 12:24:26 PM »
Like Santa Claus.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #21 on: Oct 20, 2009, 05:55:38 PM »
That non-existent cheese-steak sandwich I had for lunch was damn good, though.
Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #22 on: Oct 20, 2009, 07:48:13 PM »
No, your perception was that you ate a tasty sandwich, there was no sandwich and you did not even taste it.
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #23 on: Oct 20, 2009, 09:09:57 PM »
Just take it to its logical conclusion, then: I had not a tongue with which to taste.
Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #24 on: Oct 20, 2009, 09:43:14 PM »
You weren't even born.
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #25 on: Oct 20, 2009, 11:27:42 PM »
Then where did my pants go?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #26 on: Oct 20, 2009, 11:44:38 PM »
in the dryer.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #27 on: Oct 21, 2009, 01:07:26 AM »
The dryer we call consciousness.
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #28 on: Oct 21, 2009, 01:17:49 AM »
Happy Birthday!

I give to you the gift of lying about your age.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #29 on: Oct 21, 2009, 03:04:57 AM »
So could I just think anything I wanted into existence right now?