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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #30 on: Oct 15, 2009, 10:34:34 PM »
Got free lunch at a [Chiplotle today... Also may not be eating anything for a week....

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #31 on: Oct 15, 2009, 10:39:16 PM »
Are you stocked up on Chipotlaway and did you watch last week's Southpark?
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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #32 on: Oct 15, 2009, 10:53:04 PM »
This week's was so much better. I peed myself when the cop shit out the cum from his ass into the evidence bag. Also, Butter is awesome.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #33 on: Oct 16, 2009, 01:15:25 AM »
Censors must have come down hard on them on this one though. I thought they would have shown most of the stuff that they cut away from this time.

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #34 on: Oct 16, 2009, 02:51:59 AM »
I love oatmeal raisin!  Especially without raisins!  Butterscotch chips instead of raisins.  Try it, dammit.

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #35 on: Oct 16, 2009, 07:23:26 AM »
Tomorrow I'll make you a cleveland steamer.

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #36 on: Oct 16, 2009, 08:34:26 AM »
Censors must have come down hard on them on this one though. I thought they would have shown most of the stuff that they cut away from this time.
Considering Ms. Garrison and Richard Dawkins, I thought they would have shown the frat orgy.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #37 on: Oct 16, 2009, 12:32:23 PM »
That's what I was thinking too. They've shown stuff just as bad before, but cut away this time. Seemed odd.

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #38 on: Oct 16, 2009, 07:12:56 PM »
I've been eating oatmeal for molasses almost every morning for the last 2 weeks. I have to start eating healthy damnit, but it's so difficult in this country :( no wonder most people are overweight, so much food!

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #39 on: Oct 16, 2009, 07:38:24 PM »
Oatmeal is healthy. I'm not so sure about molasses.
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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #40 on: Oct 16, 2009, 09:52:30 PM »
I've been eating oatmeal for molasses almost every morning for the last 2 weeks. I have to start eating healthy damnit, but it's so difficult in this country :( no wonder most people are overweight, so much food!
I eat shit breakfasts (cereal, yougurt, and fruit smoothie) and dinners (sometimes just broth with a little pasta and a slice of multigrain bread), but save the high calories for lunches or early dinners. You can't eat healthy when you order a tasting menu, though. Mmmm. Amuse Bouche's.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #41 on: Oct 17, 2009, 03:39:40 AM »
I've been eating oatmeal for molasses almost every morning for the last 2 weeks. I have to start eating healthy damnit, but it's so difficult in this country :( no wonder most people are overweight, so much food!

Not to mention the less money you have, the harder it is.  A lot of the gross shit is just plain cheaper... and most people don't/can't walk to buy it.

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #42 on: Oct 17, 2009, 11:10:41 AM »
You can make deliciousness on the cheap.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #43 on: Oct 17, 2009, 10:57:02 PM »
I know you can, but the more money you have, the easier it is to eat healthy.  You can buy ready-made meals or just plain better products w/o worrying about a budget.  Eating well on the cheap requires effort that a good number of people can't/won't expend.

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #44 on: Oct 17, 2009, 11:21:10 PM »
Well most fat people are fat because it's easier to order a burger than it is to buy the ingredients to make one. America made it so easy, too.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #45 on: Oct 18, 2009, 12:31:17 AM »
I just wish I had the money to hire a trainer. I'm good with my weight. (about 201 on a six foot frame) but I do wish it was more toned. I need a trainer cause I'll work out for a couple weeks, but start slipping after that. I need someone yelling at me constantly to keep me doing it. And no I don't want to join the army.

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #46 on: Oct 18, 2009, 12:49:14 AM »
I work out regularly without a trainer. If you want, send me your cell and I will call and yell at you whenever I go to the gym. I'll change things up and call at odd hours, but only just to talk. Ya know, really dish.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #47 on: Oct 18, 2009, 12:52:29 AM »
But I don't have a cell phone. I'm a Technopobe I guess.

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #48 on: Oct 18, 2009, 12:54:48 AM »
Then how will I call you when you're in the bathroom to work out, fatty?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #49 on: Oct 18, 2009, 12:58:42 AM »
Well...I guess...I could have phone put in the bathroom?

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #50 on: Oct 18, 2009, 01:02:26 AM »
I don't feel comfortable with that. What if I call... when you're making.

x.x eww.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #51 on: Oct 18, 2009, 01:03:14 AM »
Well most fat people are fat because it's easier to order a burger than it is to buy the ingredients to make one. America made it so easy, too.

Yeah, exactly.

But I don't have a cell phone. I'm a Technopobe I guess.

You can't be a technophobe if you're on the bloody computer.   :P

I'll change things up and call at odd hours, but only just to talk. Ya know, really dish.

Oh, you girls and your gossip.

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #52 on: Oct 18, 2009, 01:04:39 AM »
I don't feel comfortable with that. What if I call... when you're making.

x.x eww.

Well, if he gets a laptop and wireless, he'll probably be messaging and posting from the can.  Especially if the toilet paper holder makes a prime minidesk.

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #53 on: Oct 18, 2009, 01:06:22 AM »
He should get Hughes.net so he could post while pooping. I now have graduated to iPhone only in the bathroom. It's made life so wonderful.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #54 on: Oct 18, 2009, 01:20:11 AM »
I'm sure that extra space on the counter for that lean pocket has made your life complete.

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #55 on: Oct 18, 2009, 01:57:03 AM »
But I don't have a cell phone. I'm a Technopobe I guess.

You can't be a technophobe if you're on the bloody computer.   :P



Says you...I type from ten feet away with a stick.

I don't feel comfortable with that. What if I call... when you're making.

x.x eww.

Well, if he gets a laptop and wireless, he'll probably be messaging and posting from the can.  Especially if the toilet paper holder makes a prime minidesk.

HA...I'm never getting wireless as long as I live here.

I'd get Hughes.net if I didn't mind getting anally raped.

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #56 on: Oct 18, 2009, 01:57:34 AM »
Double post...delete me please.

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #57 on: Oct 18, 2009, 11:15:17 AM »
I would if I could but I can't so I won't.

Where is Chelsey, anyways? I miss that cr0n-fed crazy.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #58 on: Oct 18, 2009, 09:15:12 PM »
Ha, deletion is for pussies!






















And, you know, also for pr0n.


I would if I could but I can't so I won't.

Where is Chelsey, anyways? I miss that cr0n-fed crazy.

You could always drop her a line on MySpace and see if she bites.  Assuming she still uses it.  I keep meaning to try it myself, but then I get distracted by shiny, shiny things.

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Re: A Healthy Lunch
« Reply #59 on: Oct 18, 2009, 09:25:51 PM »
She's Chelsey Boyer on facebook. Since I haven't used facebook...
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.