Author Topic: A Healthy Lunch (Read 13011 times)

Merla · « **on:** Oct 14, 2009, 02:03:58 PM »

Today at work we celebrated my former Boss's birthday. She is now my former boss because about two week ago there was some major a$$ restructuring of our department (but that's for another discussion). Anyway I counted this little shindig as my lunch. Today's lunch consisted of:

1 piece of chocolate cake with chocolate butter-cream frosting (probably ingested around 1,000 calories

but it was good)
1/2 cup chocolate ice cream with chocolate pieces
1 chocolate chip cookie

and two hours or so later
2 fun size Twix bars (what the hell makes them fun anyhow)

I think I am going to go into anaphylactic shock now.

Fiero · « **Reply #1 on:** Oct 14, 2009, 03:59:32 PM »

DEATH BY SUGAR

Merla · « **Reply #2 on:** Oct 14, 2009, 08:30:48 PM »

I think I am going to break the trend and have some cheez-its for dinner.

Fiero · « **Reply #3 on:** Oct 14, 2009, 10:05:35 PM »

Good idea.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 02:44:25 AM »

She had homemade pizza for dinner.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #5 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 03:47:52 AM »

I'd eat Schmoo's pizza.

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 03:48:55 AM »

Schmoo didn't make it, Merla did: The lazy way with rye bread, spaghetti sauce, and a slice of cheese.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #7 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 04:06:23 AM »

Ugh... Merla's pizza sounds nasty. Do not want.

I'd still eat Schmoo's pizza.

Then I'll have your chocolate cake for dessert.

Blast from the past!

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 04:11:08 AM »

I don't have any cake right now. Eat out my apple muffin instead.

Yep, eat it right out of its paper muffin-cup. If you remove it from the cup, it'll just fall apart and you'll get brown sugar everywhere.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 04:17:08 AM »

God.

I can't wrap my mind around that metaphorical mess.

The brown sugar just confuses the hell out of me.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 04:23:19 AM »

There's also cinnamon and nuts on top, but you don't find this out until you're about to eat it.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 04:28:32 AM »

Nuts! No thank you.

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 04:33:44 AM »

There's nothing wrong with walnuts! They're full of protein and all diced up into teeny tiny pieces!

jonhammstein · « **Reply #13 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 04:42:49 AM »

Let me tell you how to ruin a perfectly good baked good.

Put nuts in it.

Inconceivable! Why would anyone do such a thing?

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 04:50:22 AM »

But they're not in it, they're on top. You can brush them right off. BTW, fixed:

Quote from: Antonio Sabato Jr. on Oct 15, 2009, 04:42:49 AM

Let me tell you how to ruin a perfectly good baked good.

Put raisins in it.

Inconceivable! Why would anyone do such a thing?

jonhammstein · « **Reply #15 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 04:54:22 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Oct 15, 2009, 04:50:22 AM

Quote from: Antonio Sabato Jr. on Oct 15, 2009, 04:42:49 AM
Let me tell you how to ruin a perfectly good baked good.

Put raisins in it.

Inconceivable! Why would anyone do such a thing?

QFT!!!

Boiled raisin cookies. Spew!

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 04:57:37 AM »

The raisin is my most vile foe. Powerless by himself, only foiling me by taking unsuspecting cookies and muffins hostage. The bloody coward.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #17 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 05:03:50 AM »

So nasty. It's like the cookie and/or muffin has these little organs that are popping between your teeth.

Foul. And I know people who swear by them.

"Mmm! Raisin cookies! So delish!"

Shut your mouths, sickos.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 05:09:00 AM »

Schmoo learned quickly "why didn't you put raisins in them" was a stupid question. Ew, they are like little organs. Maybe if someone told me that earlier, I'd pretend I was eating a pilgrim's still-beating heart to gain his puritan powers instead of swishing the raisin in my mouth to remove the good crumbs and spitting it back out.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #19 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 05:17:51 AM »

You're a far braver soul than I. I won't teach touch 'em if I know they contain raisins.

How about some chocolate chips next time? Hell yeah, now there's something everyone can enjoy.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 05:19:02 AM »

Chocolate, peanut butter, white chocolate, dark chocolate, butterscotch... they're all gravy. Butterscotch in oatmeal cookies is yum.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #21 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 05:26:26 AM »

Hmm. I lied about the nuts.

White chocolate macadamia nut cookies are the greatest and best cookies in the world.

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 05:32:51 AM »

I can make those bitches.

Derrick · « **Reply #23 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 11:14:37 AM »

How did I know this wasn't actually about healthy eating.

Fiero · « **Reply #24 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 12:38:35 PM »

Science?

And f u guys. Banana Walnut bread is delicious.

Sam · « **Reply #25 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 04:14:24 PM »

Quote from: Antonio Sabato Jr. on Oct 15, 2009, 05:26:26 AM

Hmm. I lied about the nuts.

White chocolate macadamia nut cookies are the greatest and best cookies in the world.

Ðis is true, but you know what comes in second? Oatmeal raisin.

Fiero · « **Reply #26 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 04:51:05 PM »

You know what I love?

No-bake oatmeal cookies. YUM!

Derrick · « **Reply #27 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 06:09:15 PM »

Know what I love?

Sushi.

Fiero · « **Reply #28 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 07:24:05 PM »

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #29 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 09:40:38 PM »

Quote from: Sam on Oct 15, 2009, 04:14:24 PM

Quote from: Antonio Sabato Jr. on Oct 15, 2009, 05:26:26 AM
White chocolate macadamia nut cookies are the greatest and best cookies in the world.
Ðis is true, but you know what comes in second? Oatmeal raisin.

QFT