Author Topic: Merla & Nuri are wet this week! (Read 23817 times)

Derrick · « **Reply #90 on:** Oct 09, 2009, 12:05:54 AM »

It's just a taco with new cheese and a black shell. Like Obama!

B E C K · « **Reply #91 on:** Oct 09, 2009, 09:56:06 AM »

When I said "it digusts me", I was referring to the KFC chicken majigger.

Derrick · « **Reply #92 on:** Oct 09, 2009, 10:09:39 AM »

I thought you meant Obama winning the peace prize for... what has he done?

Fiero · « **Reply #93 on:** Oct 09, 2009, 11:21:55 AM »

Obama won a nobel peace prize? What?

Derrick · « **Reply #94 on:** Oct 09, 2009, 10:56:35 PM »

Apparently continuing two wars that he said he would end doesn't preclude one, but then they only judged his first two weeks.

B E C K · « **Reply #95 on:** Oct 10, 2009, 12:41:27 AM »

Quote from: Derrick on Oct 09, 2009, 10:09:39 AM

I thought you meant Obama winning the peace prize for... what has he done?

He's black and articulate. Seriously though, didn't someone have to nominate him? Who did it? Will we only find out in 50 years? How many of us will be dead by then besides Larry King? And then, once he was nominated, didn't other people--like, Norwegian people--have to go "Yeah, that's a good idea." How does this shit work?

Derrick · « **Reply #96 on:** Oct 10, 2009, 01:26:11 AM »

I'm so sick of Obama. I hated him before when he did nothing and now he's not doing anything while also being President and getting accolades for doing nothing even though he should be doing something.

Rama · « **Reply #97 on:** Oct 10, 2009, 01:54:41 AM »

I didn't really expect him to do anything, well anything really killer awesome anyway. So I'm getting exactly what I expected. It's real easy...you just don't treat him like the 2nd coming of Jesus and then he's not such a let down.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #98 on:** Oct 10, 2009, 07:38:32 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Oct 09, 2009, 11:21:55 AM

Obama won a nobel peace prize? What?

Don't fucking get me started here. I bitched on fb, bitched on msn, aim, at work, at home , @ the restaurant I went dining too. I almost puked a little in my mouth. Fuck this shit. And I had a headache all day cause of that crap

Derrick · « **Reply #99 on:** Oct 11, 2009, 11:27:10 PM »

Today at Autumnfest a booth was loaded with Obama crap. Guess the ethnicity of those selling it?

Rama · « **Reply #100 on:** Oct 12, 2009, 01:12:12 AM »

Dutch-Irish.

Did I win?

Derrick · « **Reply #101 on:** Oct 12, 2009, 05:05:34 AM »

...Wow.

You do; A kiss.

Rama · « **Reply #102 on:** Oct 12, 2009, 01:38:36 PM »

Well alright, but no tongue...at least not on the first date.

Derrick · « **Reply #103 on:** Oct 12, 2009, 02:01:05 PM »

It's hardly the first date. Remember that reach-around last Burning Man?

Yo.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #104 on:** Oct 12, 2009, 10:57:53 PM »

Why did he win? Why, it's elementary!

Derrick · « **Reply #105 on:** Oct 12, 2009, 11:04:41 PM »

That's racism!

Well, so is giving an award to a black guy for being black. If they gave it to a guy being white, it'd be Sweden 1939. Look it up.

joe · « **Reply #106 on:** Oct 12, 2009, 11:43:37 PM »

It's okay to disagree with Obama's Nobel Peace Prize, but don't blame Barack.

It's not his fault he won.

Rama · « **Reply #107 on:** Oct 12, 2009, 11:55:36 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Oct 12, 2009, 02:01:05 PM

It's hardly the first date. Remember that reach-around last Burning Man?

Yo.

Are you kidding. I don't remember ANYTHING about last Burning Man at all. It's all a blur of glitter body paint and B-O.

Derrick · « **Reply #108 on:** Oct 13, 2009, 08:30:16 AM »

Don't swallow so much E next time, baby bird.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #109 on:** Oct 13, 2009, 07:59:01 PM »

Quote from: Italian Sabatman on Oct 12, 2009, 11:43:37 PM

It's okay to disagree with Obama's Nobel Peace Prize, but don't blame Barack.

It's not his fault he won.

If he wasn't born he wouldn't have won it. He could have committed suicide while in the womb. So yes its his fault!

Derrick · « **Reply #110 on:** Oct 13, 2009, 08:41:21 PM »

It's the fault of society for being so race-guilty. Why is it every commercial with a 'smart person' is black and the 'dumb one' is white? Why do the Brinks Security ads only feature white home invaders, when blacks commit 90% of the crime. Why is Al Sharpton influential when all he does is capitalize on black/white crime, but ignores the barbarism when that poor innocent black kid got stomped by other blacks.

Therefore, negro president gets shiney gold medal.

joe · « **Reply #111 on:** Oct 13, 2009, 08:52:10 PM »

It's a pretty empty gesture, because he'll never be able to enjoy it.

B E C K · « **Reply #112 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 03:40:10 AM »

And if he wins another one, it'll just cancel the first one out. Therefore, he'll have to win at least a third for it to have any meaning.

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It's the fault of society for being so race-guilty. Why is it every commercial with a 'smart person' is black and the 'dumb one' is white? Why do the Brinks Security ads only feature white home invaders, when blacks commit 90% of the crime. Why is Al Sharpton influential when all he does is capitalize on black/white crime, but ignores the barbarism when that poor innocent black kid got stomped by other blacks.

I don't know how guilty they could possibly be when tv still manages to make practically nothing but stories starring upper-middle-class white folks with occassional ethnic sidekicks. The least commercials could do is make the black guy smart, but, you know, I really haven't seen enough of those sorts of commercials to think it a trend. Considering most commercials have white folks and barely stick in enough of "other" to begin with anyway, it'd be nice to make the few of them out there somewhat intelligent.

And while I don't doubt that Brinks is just doing stupid egg-shell walking so black customers won't get angry, they could also not want black people in their commercials to begin with for varying reasons. (Although the funniest and most ironic excuse would be that the white actors who played the thieves were the most qualified actors for the part.) Oh, and Al Sharpton's just a douche.

B E C K · « **Reply #113 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 03:41:30 AM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Oct 13, 2009, 07:59:01 PM

Quote from: Italian Sabatman on Oct 12, 2009, 11:43:37 PM
It's okay to disagree with Obama's Nobel Peace Prize, but don't blame Barack.

It's not his fault he won.
If he wasn't born he wouldn't have won it. He could have committed suicide while in the womb. So yes its his fault!

But isn't this prize awarded by Norwegian people? Doesn't Norway deserve the giant "WTF"?

joe · « **Reply #114 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 03:59:57 AM »

Hahaha.

Norway is already a giant WTF in so many ways.

But the whole Nobel thingy is based out of Sweden.

Speaking of Nordic peoples, has everyone seen the Techno Viking? Just wait for him, he doesn't arrive right away.

Technically, he's probably German, but I'm just surprised I've never heard of him until recently.

B E C K · « **Reply #115 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 04:06:23 AM »

Quote from: Antonio Sabato Jr. on Oct 15, 2009, 03:59:57 AM

Hahaha.

Norway is already a giant WTF in so many ways.

But the whole Nobel thingy is based out of Sweden.

Even better. Now we can call it an entire Scandinavian thing: You already like their snazzy electro-pop and symphonic metal, you'll love their WTF!

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Speaking of Nordic peoples, has everyone seen the Techno Viking? Just wait for him, he doesn't arrive right away.

Technically, he's probably German, but I'm just surprised I've never heard of him until recently.

Why oh why was he not dressed like Hagar the Horrible? At least wear the hat!

B E C K · « **Reply #116 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 04:07:45 AM »

Wow, those man tatas are really moving now.

joe · « **Reply #117 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 04:13:03 AM »

I was kind of wondering about that myself. Does that happen with all pecs, or has he just not been lifting his hammer enough?

I find the whole thing intriguing. For instance, who is that squire fellow who brings him his water and whatnot?

B E C K · « **Reply #118 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 04:19:23 AM »

He's like a water assassin because it almost looks like he's gonna pop a cap in the Viking by pulling a gun out of his manbag. Then *bam* it's a freaking bottle of water. And he's holding it over him all impatient/sarcastic-like like a mom does with a juice box to a three-year-old. But it's upside-down as well, so does that make him absent-minded or just retarded? Or did he have a brain fart and think Viking was a hamster? And then Viking takes it all like "thx bitch" and returns it when he's had his fill, full of his mighty Viking backwash. And other dude was just hanging around all "Honey, are you done with the water yet?" In conclusion, they're gay and even though Viking is dominant in the relationship, he still bottoms because he likes it that way.

joe · « **Reply #119 on:** Oct 15, 2009, 04:23:23 AM »

God bless you.