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E's Birthday Thread!!!
« on: Aug 31, 2009, 01:34:14 PM »
I get here all ready to apologize for being a day late and I get to start the thread!!  :P

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Re: E's Birthday Thread!!!
« Reply #1 on: Aug 31, 2009, 05:21:11 PM »
OH! That must have been what his hint in the MJ thread was about.

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Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Re: E's Birthday Thread!!!
« Reply #2 on: Aug 31, 2009, 07:34:35 PM »
Happy birthday to the letter that precedes the letter F!
You are 1000 years old!

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Re: E's Birthday Thread!!!
« Reply #3 on: Aug 31, 2009, 07:36:26 PM »
I just took some E.

*starts dryhumping the cake*
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: E's Birthday Thread!!!
« Reply #4 on: Aug 31, 2009, 08:05:17 PM »
If it's dry you may need some milk.

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Re: E's Birthday Thread!!!
« Reply #5 on: Sep 01, 2009, 12:00:09 AM »
Booo!  Sorry E!  I didn't realize you and MJ were on the same day.  Happy B-day!  I'm not sure where in Cali you're at, but you're not on fire, are you?  :(

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Re: E's Birthday Thread!!!
« Reply #6 on: Sep 01, 2009, 12:14:43 AM »
Happy Birthday!

Out of control fires are just another reason why having no rain sucks balls.

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Re: E's Birthday Thread!!!
« Reply #7 on: Sep 01, 2009, 12:24:45 AM »
*puts on that old silk hat they found*

Happy Birthday!!

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Re: E's Birthday Thread!!!
« Reply #8 on: Sep 01, 2009, 06:59:15 AM »
...we found that on a corpse.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: E's Birthday Thread!!!
« Reply #9 on: Sep 01, 2009, 12:28:02 PM »
That explains the mouth watering aroma that's coming from it.
« Last Edit: Sep 01, 2009, 05:22:45 PM by Rama »

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Re: E's Birthday Thread!!!
« Reply #10 on: Sep 01, 2009, 12:51:25 PM »
The corpse didn't have a head. I can't believe you missed the stains.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: E's Birthday Thread!!!
« Reply #11 on: Sep 01, 2009, 05:24:29 PM »
Well it's not cause all my cloths have blood stains on them and I couldn't tell the difference. Nope...not at all.

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Re: E's Birthday Thread!!!
« Reply #12 on: Sep 01, 2009, 10:00:36 PM »
Awww. Headless corpses. Truly a birthday celebration.

No fire roundabout here, just busted Cars and Nation pie.

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Re: E's Birthday Thread!!!
« Reply #13 on: Sep 02, 2009, 04:15:36 AM »
Well it's not cause all my cloths have blood stains on them and I couldn't tell the difference. Nope...not at all.

I said I was sorry.  Goddamn...

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Re: E's Birthday Thread!!!
« Reply #14 on: Sep 02, 2009, 12:42:26 PM »
I told you to get the super absorbant, but noooooooo. You just don't have "lite" days.

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Re: E's Birthday Thread!!!
« Reply #15 on: Sep 05, 2009, 11:59:48 PM »
What's the deal with the old silk hat anyway?

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Re: E's Birthday Thread!!!
« Reply #16 on: Sep 06, 2009, 02:50:38 AM »
Frosty the Snowman. Everytime they put the old silk hat on his head he came to life and said Happy Birthday.

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Re: E's Birthday Thread!!!
« Reply #17 on: Sep 08, 2009, 01:47:19 PM »
That's what I thought but the Happy Birthday part threw me off.