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Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« on: Aug 28, 2009, 03:24:55 AM »
This includes:

"Solid Snake vs. Mario" by me - http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/sphere/index.php?topic=1207.30

"Don't think I have a job anymore" by Doug - http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/sphere/index.php?topic=1664.0

"FINALLY" by Faye Faye - http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/sphere/index.php?topic=1576.0

"You guys post too much" by Chels - http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/sphere/index.php?topic=489.0



Sphere classics include:

* "I'm having a panic attack..." by Emmy - http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/sphere/index.php?topic=998.0

* "Holy crap" by IDE - http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/sphere/index.php?topic=1544.0

* "An assload of new shit for CN." by joe - http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/sphere/index.php?topic=377.0

* "AHHHH!! NO MORE FUCKING NUMA NUMA!!!" by Bernie - http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/sphere/index.php?topic=396.0



Recommended reading are:

* "Another disturbing death..." (a spoiler) by me - http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/sphere/index.php?topic=150.0

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Maybe Dumbledore will finally bite it.  He's old and shit.

....I'm hoping Snape lives and doesn't do some "redeemed character who subsequently sacrifices his life in an idiotic way" bs at the end.

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I wish they still had the dark chocolate peanut butter cup.  Fuckers.  Maybe the dark chocolate kit kat hasn't completely disappeared yet.

They returned.  Five FUCKING years later, they return!  HA AHAHAHHA AHAHA Adhewoqifowldbb../



* "Tell us something we don't know!" by Bernie - http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/sphere/index.php?topic=222.0

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I always laugh at the end of Terminator 2, when the T-800 gives young John Connor a thumbs up.

...Oh yeah, I also laughed in the theater during the Lion King when Mufasa dies.  Call me a heartless bastard if you want, but try and deny that he doesn't make a funny face when he falls to his death.



* Hey, Nuri by Fiero - http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/sphere/index.php?topic=118.0

I miss the food... but not the krums.  My old store has long since closed along with at least two if not more other locations.



* "The GREATEST action figures of ALL TIME!!" by toe - http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/sphere/index.php?topic=115.0

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Poor Eddie was totally unprepared for the new Anakin.  He had thought the picture going around the net was a joke. :lol:

My dad literally found out about that just this month.  :lmao:



* "A Very Max Con Christmas" by Zero - http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/sphere/index.php?topic=288.0

The wav no longer works but I have it somewhere.  If I find it, I'll re-up.  :)



In all fairness, after so many pages of sifting, I got lazy and missed a shit-load of pages.


Oprah Book Club of the Month selection is:

* "Ha ha, once again, it appears" by Dert - http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/sphere/index.php?topic=89.0

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I've been writing a story... for the first time in about six to seven years.  ...Hopefully I'll finish it in a timely matter and then it'll be on towards begging and hopelessly nagging some of you to be beta readers.

I jinxed myself and stalled.  I'm still writing the fucking thing, but I've more or less accepted that I'm really the only target audience for it anyway.

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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #1 on: Aug 28, 2009, 03:27:09 AM »
You know, it's just too fucking bad ezBoard murdered my old board.  Everything between, like, 1999 and July 2004 is goners.  I think it was the giant link at the top redirecting to another forum.  They didn't like that shit so they snuffed me out.  Nearly every other place I went to when I had an ez account is still alive.  (Well, if you can call it that.)

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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #2 on: Aug 28, 2009, 04:22:09 AM »
I was sitting across from the original black ranger at a conveyor belt sushi restaurant.


Not the former teenager but the martial artist who was in the suit.

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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #3 on: Aug 28, 2009, 04:34:41 AM »
How did you know it was him?

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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #4 on: Aug 28, 2009, 05:06:12 AM »
MOO!
You know, a sack full of quarters and all that shit.

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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #5 on: Aug 28, 2009, 12:12:09 PM »
He had a giant robotic Mastodon parked in the lot.

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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #6 on: Aug 28, 2009, 12:56:24 PM »
OMG this brings back memory of that time I opened a thread about food I don't eat anymore.
Get a little closer let it fold
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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #7 on: Aug 28, 2009, 10:50:06 PM »
You know, it's just too fucking bad ezBoard murdered my old board. 

It's just plan Yuku.  Yuku!  Yuku!
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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #8 on: Aug 29, 2009, 12:53:35 AM »
When the board died, it was still ezBoard.  The Sphere never existed to Yuku.

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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #9 on: Aug 31, 2009, 01:38:04 PM »
Damn, I was a posting fool when I had an office with a door in the old building and didn't have five dogs at home.  :-\
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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #10 on: Aug 31, 2009, 11:56:20 PM »
Poor Merla got moved to a cubicle with no door that gives bystanders an easy view of her screen.

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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #11 on: Sep 01, 2009, 12:33:47 AM »
No more work pr0n for Merla.

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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #12 on: Sep 01, 2009, 07:19:14 AM »
She had ordered one of those screen blurrer-ma-thingies and was disappointed it didn't conceal her screen entirely.  I had already told her it wouldn't.  Not if the people you're trying to block are directly behind you.

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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #13 on: Sep 01, 2009, 05:51:31 PM »
I work in an area with no blockage, but there's only one other dude her for most of my shift and I hope he can't see.
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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #14 on: Sep 02, 2009, 03:54:32 AM »
You would know for sure if you blinded him.

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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #15 on: Sep 02, 2009, 12:50:50 PM »
Then I'd be lonely because there's no way to do our work blind efficiently.
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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #16 on: Sep 04, 2009, 05:15:12 AM »
I didn't have any proof for sure, but why would some middle aged guy go out of his way to con me for no reason.

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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #17 on: Sep 06, 2009, 12:08:59 AM »
Because people do stupid shit like that.  Somewhere on some other message board, the guy's posting all the times people thought he was a ranger.  You should find him and beat him up.

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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #18 on: Sep 06, 2009, 08:25:55 PM »
I can't find a picture of the guy online either...maybe a beating is in order.


And when you're on the fence about a beating it's best to err on the side of caution and move forward with it.

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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #19 on: Sep 08, 2009, 01:43:49 PM »
I agree wholeheartedly.  While he's begging for mercy, may I suggest you do random ranger poses.

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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #20 on: Sep 08, 2009, 07:38:55 PM »
I agree wholeheartedly.  While he's begging for mercy, may I suggest you do random ranger poses.

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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #21 on: Sep 10, 2009, 12:13:30 AM »
Any luck finding "A Very Max Con Christmas"? 
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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #22 on: Sep 10, 2009, 02:39:07 PM »
None yet.  I think Merla's old laptop may have it though.

I saw Terminator 2 last Saturday and when Arnold gave the thumbs up, I had to kind of laugh.  I don't know if you made that funny or if I just found it more awkward-looking watching it this time around.

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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #23 on: Sep 13, 2009, 08:09:30 PM »
I hope so...
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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #24 on: Sep 14, 2009, 01:15:51 AM »
Why, did you lose it?  Or is it just buried in the Land of the Lost?

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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #25 on: Sep 14, 2009, 01:29:40 AM »
The computer I had it saved on died and my Homestead account expired.    :-\
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Re: Guests love to read old shit. (But who doesn't.)
« Reply #26 on: Sep 14, 2009, 09:28:13 PM »
I made loads of CDs to back up all of my useless crap on Merla's old comp and none of them had it.  At least I never deleted it off of the hard drive.   ;D

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« Reply #27 on: Sep 14, 2009, 10:02:47 PM »
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!  I'm burning them to a DVD.
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