Author Topic: The last movie I saw was... (Read 488849 times)

Rama · « **Reply #3600 on:** Feb 04, 2014, 11:37:11 AM »

Wild at Heart

This movie.....was ASS!!!! Don't see this movie...just don't. A David Lynch directed Nic Cage. Nuff said.

Rumble · « **Reply #3601 on:** Feb 09, 2014, 04:24:05 PM »

I saw the desolation of Smaug today.
Yeah I know it's late, but I'm not much of a moviegoer

Anyway great movie, although Stephen Fry could have been a little less Stephen Fry (learn how to act old boy).
Still amazed that they managed to turn a little book like the Hobbit in a major blockbuster trilogy, but it's working. Looking forward to the third part.

Oh, and they showed a trailer for the new 300 movie, I probably want to go see that as well at some point.

B E C K · « **Reply #3602 on:** Feb 10, 2014, 10:49:41 PM »

Quote from: Rumble on Feb 09, 2014, 04:24:05 PM

I saw the desolation of Smaug today.
Yeah I know it's late, but I'm not much of a moviegoer

Ha, Merla and I are waiting for the DVD.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #3603 on:** Feb 11, 2014, 06:58:58 PM »

Just read the book again.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #3604 on:** Feb 23, 2014, 09:29:46 PM »

Quote from: Rumble on Feb 09, 2014, 04:24:05 PM

I saw the desolation of Smaug today.
Yeah I know it's late, but I'm not much of a moviegoer

Anyway great movie, although Stephen Fry could have been a little less Stephen Fry (learn how to act old boy).
Still amazed that they managed to turn a little book like the Hobbit in a major blockbuster trilogy, but it's working. Looking forward to the third part.

Oh, and they showed a trailer for the new 300 movie, I probably want to go see that as well at some point.

Pls grow your hair again, dress like Legolas and come visit me

Rama · « **Reply #3605 on:** Feb 25, 2014, 11:45:51 AM »

Robocop (2014)

Better then I expected.

Rumble · « **Reply #3606 on:** Feb 25, 2014, 12:29:53 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Feb 23, 2014, 09:29:46 PM

Pls grow your hair again, dress like Legolas and come visit me

Unfortunately, barring some hair impant surgery, my best hair growing days are behind me.
Well aside from my sweet beard that is

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #3607 on:** Feb 25, 2014, 07:07:05 PM »

You have a beard now and are balding? You're becoming a dwarf?

?

Rumble · « **Reply #3608 on:** Feb 26, 2014, 02:57:26 PM »

Well I'm not shrinking in size yet, but yeah the years have not been kind to my scalp sadly

B E C K · « **Reply #3609 on:** Feb 27, 2014, 12:07:32 AM »

Grow enough beard hair to whip that puppy up and swing it over the top of your head.

Rumble · « **Reply #3610 on:** Feb 27, 2014, 05:28:43 AM »

Yep, that's the plan

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #3611 on:** Feb 27, 2014, 07:00:18 PM »

That's gonna be one epic comb-over!

B E C K · « **Reply #3612 on:** Feb 27, 2014, 11:42:54 PM »

Bottom off that bad boy with a pink silk bow.

The D · « **Reply #3613 on:** Mar 03, 2014, 08:55:19 PM »

Gravity was the last movie I saw.

I liked it, but I swear to god as a space nut I nitpicked the hell out of the movie.

For instance, when Sandra Bullock takes off her spacesuit she's wearing tight biker shorts and a tanktop. Which, as far as I can tell, is not standard NASA equipment, and I figured the only reason she was wearing all of that was so they could show off her ass and boobs, and I was fairly disappointed. Astronauts wear a special cooling suit UNDER the outer space suit. But that's not sexy.

Also, some bit of spoilers after this.

- When Bullock started spinning out of control her spacesuit should have stabilized her, they all have built in stabilization/propulsion systems. She could have also used it to reach the shuttle again.

- When she reached the shuttle, even having only 5% oxygen left she didn't bother looking for oxygen in the dead space shuttle. Uh, wat?
- Getting to the ISS would require more than just pointing your spacesuit at the station and hitting your thrusters.
- George Clooney's death was pointless. The cables that snared Bullock's leg should have stopped BOTH their movements, he wouldn't have continued "pulling her". Basic space physics WAT?
- Where did Bollocks get her training, anyway? This girl acts like she didn't get a lick of training at NASA before going up.
- You deal with fires on space stations by sealing the area where the fire is and venting it to space, you moron!
- Chinese space station? The chinese have a space station?
- Once again, aiming the soyuz capsule at the chinese space station and hitting thrusters is not how you steer in space. If you're off by even a little you could shoot past the space station by several miles and be screwed.
- Once again, leaping out of a moving capsule and launching oneself at a space station requires more than just counting down from three. I'm shocked she even made it, technically odds were a million to one that she timed it wrong and completely missed the station and burned up in the atmosphere.

Did anyone in Hollywood understand basic physics or are they stupid?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #3614 on:** Mar 04, 2014, 04:23:07 PM »

They're stupid.

B E C K · « **Reply #3615 on:** Mar 05, 2014, 01:03:36 AM »

And they don't care if they're stupid.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #3616 on:** Mar 06, 2014, 08:25:34 PM »

They're too stupid to care if they're stupid.

B E C K · « **Reply #3617 on:** Mar 07, 2014, 09:47:24 PM »

Stupid is as stupid does.

Rumble · « **Reply #3618 on:** Mar 08, 2014, 02:13:54 AM »

Unless they're too stupid for that

Rumble · « **Reply #3619 on:** Mar 15, 2014, 03:56:06 AM »

I saw Star Trek: Into Darkness yesterday
Pretty good, but I still prefer Wrath of Kahn

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #3620 on:** Mar 25, 2014, 09:14:03 AM »

So just bought Spirited Away when I was in Japan (came back a week ago) and have watched it already more than 13 times (at least once a day) courtesy of my daughter of course. Cant say I havent enjoyed it. I love it. Then again I love every single Ghibli movie. And that ending theme, right in the feels. Miyazaki is a genius in every single aspect. No wonder it got an Oscar

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #3621 on:** Apr 06, 2014, 03:19:56 AM »

Gravity: it was a cool movie. You know Sandra is an amazing actress when she can carry a whole movie almost by herself (George Clooney helped a little I guess). Hate that it ended were it ended. I wanted to see what happened afterwards.

Frozen: cant believe this shit won 2 oscars. Cant believe Let it go won an oscar for best song, it sucks. Why is a 60 year old granny doing the voice of a 21 year old? She seriously makes her sound like a grandma and her singing voice sucks in my opinion. Everytime she would sing crescendo I was waiting for her voice to crack. YES I know shes a broadway star but that just proves that you need two things to success in that field: 1) be good at sucking dicks, and 2) be a jew.
Also it was completely unfunny, only laughed a couple of times and that was because Olaf is a little weird. Also a song every 5 minutes? fuck that. The main guy was ugly af too and the faces of the two girls made me want to punch them. 2/10 (1 point for Olaf and one for the girls' dad who is/was a total dilf).
tl;dr: will hide the dvd so my daughter doesnt make me watch this pos again

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #3622 on:** Apr 07, 2014, 02:19:13 PM »

Captain America 2 was great fun.

Rama · « **Reply #3623 on:** Apr 08, 2014, 11:04:16 AM »

Anchorman 2.

This movie was half good...but then the writer discovered LSD half way through writing it and went off the rails something awful.

and Captain America 2. Which was pretty fucking awesome.

B E C K · « **Reply #3624 on:** Apr 12, 2014, 09:48:05 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Apr 06, 2014, 03:19:56 AM

Frozen: cant believe this shit won 2 oscars. Cant believe Let it go won an oscar for best song, it sucks. Why is a 60 year old granny doing the voice of a 21 year old? She seriously makes her sound like a grandma and her singing voice sucks in my opinion. Everytime she would sing crescendo I was waiting for her voice to crack. YES I know shes a broadway star but that just proves that you need two things to success in that field: 1) be good at sucking dicks, and 2) be a jew.
Also it was completely unfunny, only laughed a couple of times and that was because Olaf is a little weird. Also a song every 5 minutes? fuck that. The main guy was ugly af too and the faces of the two girls made me want to punch them. 2/10 (1 point for Olaf and one for the girls' dad who is/was a total dilf).
tl;dr: will hide the dvd so my daughter doesnt make me watch this pos again

THANK YOU. Thank you for saying this. My God, people suck this movie's dick left and right and it looks and sounds like shit.

Rama · « **Reply #3625 on:** Apr 14, 2014, 09:17:23 AM »

Yeah and thanks for saying Jews run entertainment! About time someone made that connection!

Rumble · « **Reply #3626 on:** Apr 14, 2014, 04:35:28 PM »

Only thing the jews run here is the local sparerib joint.
Which I actually do find kind of suspicious

B E C K · « **Reply #3627 on:** Apr 14, 2014, 05:54:19 PM »

I saw "Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas" by Dreamworks yesterday. It was decent but I didn't see the point in calling it "Sinbad." Or "Legend of the Seven Seas." I liked the Catherine Zeta-Jones character though. And the diversified crew. I don't know if the original plot elements planned for the movie would've necessarily made it any better tho'.... (see #5) http://www.wordplayer.com/columns/wp47.100.Million.Mistake.html

^^ Very long but an interesting read using five films (including Sinbad) as examples for when story is fucked with. The implication being those fuck ups cost the film at least $100 million dollars. But really... I like to think it was just marketed wrong.

Quote from: From that article I linked above

At the premiere, I was surprised to learn the movie was now being marketed to the 'seven and under crowd.'

I remember this, too, actually. I imagine kids seven years old and younger would be very bored with this flick.

B E C K · « **Reply #3628 on:** Apr 15, 2014, 03:54:29 PM »

I was thinkin' about it and maybe what made this movie bomb was that Sinbad broke the golden rule: Bros before hos.

IDE · « **Reply #3629 on:** Apr 23, 2014, 05:35:18 AM »

I just watched the scene from "Whose the Boss a xxx parody" where pornstar tony fucks pr0n star angela.

It was cathartic! I feel like everything is right with the world now.