The last movie I saw was...

[joe]

I'm white myself, so I can't relate to the plight of the common POC.

And I'm not about to apologize or feel guilty for something some other white people are responsible for.

I'm just gonna come out and say it... SPOILER ALERT!!!

When Colin Farrell wakes up in the ambulance at the end and Jennifer Biel is waiting for him, only it's actually Kate Beckinsale, why didn't she just fucking kill him when he was unconscious?! That entire scene was ridiculous.

Because it's all a dream in Rekall so nothing can happen when he's not conscious.

This could work, except... when have you ever been unconscious in a dream? And besides that, could you even be killed inside a dream? Speaking personally, it's never happened to me.

[Chopper Face 69]

This could work, except... when have you ever been unconscious in a dream? And besides that, could you even be killed inside a dream? Speaking personally, it's never happened to me.

Should we accept this to be the interpretation of the film, which I do, then any "unconsciousness" in the dream world would just be you blacking out.  This isn't really a dream, it's artificial sensory perception caused by some kind of computer system, so yeah it makes sense that you perceive sleep or unconsciousness.  Can you be killed in a dream?  Not in our world, you'd probably just wake up, despite the urban legends that claim otherwise.  Of course you can die while sitting on a chair in Rekall.  That's what happens to Arnie in the first movie.

[Fiero]

This isn't really a dream, it's artificial sensory perception caused by some kind of computer system

Don't forget, there were also chemicals involved. That makes it more exciting. And the chemicals are what give you the memory ... or something.

[Chopper Face 69]

Just a hand waving excuse to say it seems real.  It's like the Matrix basically...

[B E C K]

I'm white myself, so I can't relate to the plight of the common POC.

And I'm not about to apologize or feel guilty for something some other white people are responsible for.

No one's asking you to.  Even if you wanted to, neither is productive or fixes anything.

[joe]

I actually do feel quite guilty.

I'm sorry.

[Fiero]

I actually do feel quite guilty.

I'm sorry.

Now that you should feel guilty for.

[B E C K]

I saw Sabrina.  The old one with Audrey Hepburn.  Wow, what an annoying movie.  No wonder the writer of the play it's based off of quit that thing.  I fast-forwarded like a third of it.  To think I consider Daniel Craig a saddlebag-face but he's Jocelyn Wildenstein compared to Humphry Bogart and that other guy.  Meh, I guess I just don't appreciate the humor of breaking eggs in your hands and glasses with your ass.

[Fiero]

glasses with your ass.

1 guy 1 cup?

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

Humphrey Bogart was the man. I however didn't realize he was in Sabrina.

[B E C K]

glasses with your ass.

1 guy 1 cup?

No, two glasses one guy.  Then the guy sat on them.  And it was supposed funny somehow.  And later his father sits on olives or something?

[Fiero]

glasses with your ass.

1 guy 1 cup?

No, two glasses one guy.  Then the guy sat on them.  And it was supposed funny somehow.  And later his father sits on olives or something?

But did you watch 1 guy 1 cup?

[B E C K]

I didn't know there was a 1 guy 1 cup.

[Fiero]

I didn't know there was a 1 guy 1 cup.

There is. It's terrible. Now go watch it.

EDIT: Actually, don't. You really shouldn't.

[B E C K]

I don't want to anyway.

I watched G.I. Joe Resolute.  I liked it.  Funny how it was four actors doing the voices for everyone.  The only thing I didn't like was the whole Scarlett/Duke thing.  Scarlett is with Snake Eyes dammit.  Get your own woman, blondie.

[Rama]

I really liked that too and I remembered there was hope that would become a series. Instead it became another victim of G.I.Joe: The Rise of Cobra.

[joe]

Oh shit.

I typed Jennifer Biel. It's Jessica. Jessica Biel.

Did anyone even notice?

[B E C K]

No, but it's because no one cares about her.  Anyway, it was close enough.   

I really liked that too and I remembered there was hope that would become a series. Instead it became another victim of G.I.Joe: The Rise of Cobra.

It needs to be one.  But Snake Eyes + Scarlett plz.  Dook iz overrated thank you.

So Fifi, did you ever say why you don't like Duke?

[Rama]

Well then who is Duke suppose to plow? Flint has Lady Jaye, Falcon has Jinx......oh Cover Girl. Never mind.

[B E C K]

He could plow female Doc or female Dialtone.  Ho, ho, ♪ awkward~~ ♪

[Rama]

I think I'd rather see him plow male Doc and male Dialtone.


Could do Bombstrike or Agent Helix as well...

[joe]

I thought Cover Girl died in the first movie.

You know, it's that scene where they walk right into Dennis Quaid's office, wound him, but allow him to live so he can sound the alarm thereby making their escape a matter of life and death and costing them a dozen Vipers.

I can understand they needed an action sequence there, but the setup for it was fucking bonkers.

[Chopper Face 69]

Oh shit.

I typed Jennifer Biel. It's Jessica. Jessica Biel.

Did anyone even notice?

Jennifer Biels of Flashdance fame?

[Rama]

I thought Cover Girl died in the first movie.

You know, it's that scene where they walk right into Dennis Quaid's office, wound him, but allow him to live so he can sound the alarm thereby making their escape a matter of life and death and costing them a dozen Vipers.

I can understand they needed an action sequence there, but the setup for it was fucking bonkers.

Did she? I've tried to forget that movie. But we are talking about the Resolute universe which is a different thing. In that I think Bazooka and someone else died....but I think Cover Girl is still alive.

[Fiero]

No, but it's because no one cares about her.  Anyway, it was close enough.   

I really liked that too and I remembered there was hope that would become a series. Instead it became another victim of G.I.Joe: The Rise of Cobra.

It needs to be one.  But Snake Eyes + Scarlett plz.  Dook iz overrated thank you.

So Fifi, did you ever say why you don't like Duke?

Just look at that stupid fuck. How am I supposed to like him?

[B E C K]

But he's not a bad guy.    What did he do wrong? 

I thought Cover Girl died in the first movie.

You know, it's that scene where they walk right into Dennis Quaid's office, wound him, but allow him to live so he can sound the alarm thereby making their escape a matter of life and death and costing them a dozen Vipers.

I can understand they needed an action sequence there, but the setup for it was fucking bonkers.

Did she? I've tried to forget that movie. But we are talking about the Resolute universe which is a different thing. In that I think Bazooka and someone else died....but I think Cover Girl is still alive.

Yeah, we were talking about Resolute.  Don't remind me of Cover Girl's death.  Damn that shit pissed me off.  One of three iconic female Joes among a sea of males and they have to kill her.  And they kill her before giving her any sort of badass scene or letting her at least shoot up some Cobra bitches in her tank.  At least they could've had her in a disguise that fooled the audience and helped the Joes somehow and then Zartan gets the drop on her.  But no.  They casted a fuckin' Victoria's Secret model and made her a useless doll to follow around General Fucker Dennis Quaid and her death is in that movie is nothing but cheap, sexualiized, shock tactic snuff to intimidate him and pop a few boners in their coveted 18-34 male audience.  Fuck them for doing that.  They have my eternal rage.  RAGE.

[joe]

Okay. I read "movie" and thought you meant Rise of Cobra, because I watched Resolute in pieces and always considered it more of a mini-series.

[B E C K]

It was initially released in pieces over the internet wasn't it?  But yeah, I basically saw all the pieces strung together in one sitting, so I'd consider it a movie.

[joe]

Our two ideologies are far too disparate and will never be reconciled. Let us wage holy war until one or both of our peoples are extinguished from this mortal coil.

[B E C K]

Makes sense to me.  I roll first.