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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2640 on: May 27, 2012, 09:19:19 AM »
Deliverance! and, even better, in youtube!!
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2641 on: May 27, 2012, 01:26:32 PM »
MiB3. Gutter trash. Would you believe it's even worse than 2? The only good thing about it is Jemaine Clement's character Boris the Animal, but even he can't save this absolute piece of shit. It's also worth noting that in the four years since his last movie, Will Smith has apparently forgotten how to act. To add insult to injury, this is the movie that has finally dethroned Avengers from its weekend reign. What a God damn travesty.

Chernobyl Diaries. For a G-rated, unforgivably clichéd "horror" movie, this was actually pretty entertaining. Vastly superior to MiB3 in every conceivable way.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2642 on: May 27, 2012, 10:41:31 PM »
Ha ha, so it looked as bad as the previews?  Maybe we'll get to see this thing subsequently crash and burn as people come out of the theater full of disappoint.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2643 on: May 28, 2012, 12:30:08 PM »
But that's the thing, MiB3 has already made over $200 million worldwide. People were showing up in droves to see it on Saturday when I was there. It was gross. What is wrong with the human race?

And of course, having paid for a ticket, I'm part of the problem.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2644 on: May 28, 2012, 01:19:50 PM »
I learned that MIB sucked when the first film came out, and I have a man crush on Will Smith.

Anyways... I watched "Westworld" the other day.  That was pretty awesome, though a little cheap.

I watched "The Secret of Arrietty" again last week.  That's a really awesome sauce movie.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2645 on: May 28, 2012, 06:40:20 PM »
I'm way behind on Ghibli. Haven't seen Earthsea. Haven't seen Ponyo. Haven't seen Arrietty.

I genuinely enjoyed the first Men in Black movie. Also, the animated series was wonderful.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2646 on: May 28, 2012, 11:37:11 PM »
Agree with the above about MiB.  I tried watching Earthsea and I just couldn't make myself sit down and pay attention to it.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2647 on: May 29, 2012, 08:04:28 AM »
I'm way behind on Ghibli. Haven't seen Earthsea. Haven't seen Ponyo. Haven't seen Arrietty.
I'd skip Earthsea and Ponyo.  Earthsea isn't horrible but is kind of a mess in many ways.  Ponyo's just kind of stupid and juvenile.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2648 on: May 29, 2012, 08:16:40 PM »
I've seen Earthsea and part of Ponyo. Wasn't blown away by either.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2649 on: May 29, 2012, 10:33:25 PM »
I liked Ponyo but I agree that it was lukewarm as a whole.  It was nothing I'd ever see again.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2650 on: May 30, 2012, 08:24:50 AM »
I watched Starman last night. Hadn't seen it since I was a kid so I found it throroughly enjoyable.  It's getting pulled from Netflix on Friday so I'd recommend checking it out if you like John Carpenter and/or sci fi.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2651 on: May 30, 2012, 11:39:30 AM »
I had no idea Starman was a John Carpenter film. It's pretty unusual for him when you set it next to all his other stuff.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2652 on: May 30, 2012, 11:58:55 PM »
Batman Returns

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2653 on: May 31, 2012, 07:21:34 AM »
I had no idea Starman was a John Carpenter film. It's pretty unusual for him when you set it next to all his other stuff.
Yeah I had no idea until I saw his name in the credits.  There are  similarities, but it's certainly a very different kind of movie to his other stuff.

Anyway, thinking about Westworld a bit this morning.  It's written and directed by Michael Crichton.  From this I have deduced that Jurassic Park is Westworld with dinosaurs.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2654 on: May 31, 2012, 10:51:27 AM »
I saw Underworld Awakening the other day, which was fairly entertaining

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2655 on: May 31, 2012, 12:59:42 PM »
Way too short though!  I want more Underworld!

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2656 on: Jun 04, 2012, 02:20:46 PM »
I have no doubt there will be, the ending definitely implied there will be more sequels

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2657 on: Jun 06, 2012, 06:39:54 PM »
I saw Bella Swan and the Odinson aka Snow White and the Huntsman last night. The one thing that you just can't ignore about this movie is that it is unashamedly extravagant. The costumes and the sets and the CG all look really, really expensive. And that's cool, everything looks nice.

But aside from that it's just an okay movie.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2658 on: Jun 07, 2012, 05:46:05 AM »
I liked Ponyo but I agree that it was lukewarm as a whole.  It was nothing I'd ever see again.
I looooove Ponyo! I always get a little misty-eyed at the end. And the song at the beginning ( Umi no Okaasan) is beautiful :3

I watched Rec. Wait is the original/spanish version Rec or Quarantine? Anyways I watched the original and I think the remake is better. Also I hate spaniards and their retarded accent so maybe that's why I think it sucks


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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2659 on: Jun 07, 2012, 09:40:37 AM »
Also I hate spaniards and their retarded accent so maybe that's why I think it sucks

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2660 on: Jun 07, 2012, 09:46:23 AM »
I tried watching Ramona and Beezus and while I liked the characters, the story they were put in was dull as fuck.  Even though it was background fodder since I was playing Facebook games while watching, I still had to shut it off and put in something more interesting.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2661 on: Jun 08, 2012, 09:22:59 AM »
I thought it was pretty good, though a bit juvenile.  Interesting perspective to see something like that from a kid's perspective which you don't really see every day.  I expected it to be about both Ramona and Beezus based on the advertising, but it was a Ramona movie with a little bit of Beezus tacked on.  The magic wand reference was funny...

Anyway... I watched BATTLESHIP and it was totally awesome.  Very funny jokes and although it was very cliche it was really cool.

Also watched "Man on a Ledge".  It's like Oceans 11 only there are 9 less nice looking guys and 2 more nice looking ladies.  The main problem with the plot is that the Man on the Ledge didn't really need to be ont he ledge for the caper to work, which kind of invalidates the entire plot of the movie...

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2662 on: Jun 08, 2012, 02:26:46 PM »
Ramona and Beezus

Is that on Netflix or cable?

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2663 on: Jun 17, 2012, 11:37:16 AM »
I went to Prometheus last night, unfortunately I didn't get to finish watching it due to anxiety, so I can't really give an opinion on it having not seen the entire thing.

Based on what I did see, however, I can't say I would recommend it.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2664 on: Jun 17, 2012, 11:44:30 AM »
Ramona and Beezus

Is that on Netflix or cable?

A DVD from Netflix.

I went to Prometheus last night, unfortunately I didn't get to finish watching it due to anxiety

...because you were so excited about seeing a Ridley Scott movie?  Did it give you a renob like Zero?

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2665 on: Jun 17, 2012, 12:12:08 PM »
I honestly don't know why it happened. I've always had this problem over the years, I think it has to do with over-stimulation or something, I don't know. It's like I psych myself into thinking what's happening onscreen is way more intense than it actually is, and then I just kind of lose my shit. I feel like I've had it under control recently, but this was the worst it's ever been.

I was already starting to feel uncomfortable, but then then there's this one scene that involves a medical operation, and I couldn't stand it anymore. I got up to leave, tripped over a dude's foot and almost took a header in the aisle. Then when I got out into the hallway my vision was swimming and the world was just a blur of colors and lights. I started stumbling towards the washroom, overshot it by few strides and collapsed on the floor.

I don't know how long I was laying there, it probably wasn't even a minute before some of the theater employees were asking if I was alright or if I needed anything. I pushed myself up into a sitting position and that's when I noticed I was drenched in cold sweat. I managed to get myself into a stall in the men's room and just sat there until I started to feel normal again.

I tried heading back into the theater to finish watching the movie, but my head started to feel wonky again so I just walked out and hung around in the lobby waiting for my cousin.

I didn't notice it until afterward, but I'm missing skin on my knuckles and my head hurts on the right side from when I went down.

I always told myself I would never be one of the those fucking pill-poppers, but after this I think I'll be looking into a prescription.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2666 on: Jun 17, 2012, 01:07:58 PM »
OW.  And I thought I got anxious sometimes in those situations but nothing like that.  Be careful: some of those meds are addictive.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2667 on: Jun 18, 2012, 08:51:04 AM »
Wow.  Serious business. That was probably the best scene in the movie but it was pretty fucking intense.

Anyway I've seen Prometheus twice now and I'm really digging it.  I think it's a lot like Alien.  A lot of people complaining about unanswered questions but I think they're all being bitches because they saw the Lost guy's name in the credits and are looking for a parallel that isn't there.

I saw Snow White and the Huntsman yesterday.  It was all right.  KStu smiles 3 times.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2668 on: Jun 18, 2012, 12:04:43 PM »
A friend got me to watch MIBIII with him.

Entertaining at least, but fucking hell there's time travel and that just makes me want to explode in rage. They didn't explain the holes in the plot that time travel causes. I guess I shouldn't expect that from a MIB movie ... but fuck ... it made me want to start stabbing strangers and telling them I was from the past to see if I could get away with it.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2669 on: Jun 18, 2012, 07:28:58 PM »
Watched Coraline, got bored near the end. Is it supposed to be a kids movie or something? it looks a bit too dark

I might go watch Grave Encounters to the theater but I have to find out how scary it is before going (dealwithit)