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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2340 on: Nov 07, 2011, 07:06:53 PM »
I've seen a staged pr0n MDG.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2341 on: Nov 07, 2011, 08:05:50 PM »
What were the numbers like?  I just can't get myself to want to do a chick over 50, and unless the D is underaged, it's almost impossible to make the math work on my favour.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2342 on: Nov 07, 2011, 08:13:22 PM »
I watched the Mel Brooks Dracula movie not long ago.

It has its moments.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2343 on: Nov 08, 2011, 12:32:13 AM »
Transylmania....


Does anyone know how to destroy about two hours of memory? Cause I really want to do that.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2344 on: Nov 08, 2011, 12:33:23 AM »
I watched the Mel Brooks Dracula movie not long ago.

It has its moments.

Dracula: Dead and Loving It is pretty much when Brooks jumped the shark.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2345 on: Nov 08, 2011, 11:45:48 AM »
I really hated that movie.  Peter MacNicol is horrible in everything.  He fails at life but acheived some kind of success doing it.  He's on the short list with the likes of David Arquette in the realm of people who suceed dispite not only have no ability, but being overtly offensive to more senses than most humans thought they possessed.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2346 on: Nov 08, 2011, 01:17:15 PM »
He was great in Harvey Birdman.

Then again, he did play a failure...X the Eliminator.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2347 on: Nov 08, 2011, 03:48:49 PM »
I really hated that movie.  Peter MacNicol is horrible in everything.  He fails at life but acheived some kind of success doing it.  He's on the short list with the likes of David Arquette in the realm of people who suceed dispite not only have no ability, but being overtly offensive to more senses than most humans thought they possessed.

I actually thought he was the best thing in the movie, but that is saying almost nothing.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2348 on: Nov 12, 2011, 02:18:44 AM »
I didn't watch the whole thing but the movie Enough.  I forgot how much that fuckin' sucked.  And now I remember.  Again.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2349 on: Nov 12, 2011, 03:06:15 AM »
A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas was excellent. Defying all logic, this series manages to improve with each new iteration. I hope they keep making them until the end of time.

Immortals was a horrible piece of shit. And I'm pretty sure IDE was in it.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2350 on: Nov 12, 2011, 04:09:03 AM »
A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas was excellent. Defying all logic, this series manages to improve with each new iteration. I hope they keep making them until the end of time.

Immortals was a horrible piece of shit. And I'm pretty sure IDE was in it.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2351 on: Nov 12, 2011, 04:10:51 AM »
I'm sad about immortals sucking though.  I really wanted it to not suck but the previews didn't look promising to me.

That guy isn't a battle RAAAWWRRR type of actor.

I am though.

Which is why I should play Kratos if they ever make that movie.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2352 on: Nov 12, 2011, 04:15:08 AM »
Is Immortals atleast watchable?

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2353 on: Nov 12, 2011, 04:16:44 AM »
I'm sure its watchable on pirated movie sites.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2354 on: Nov 12, 2011, 12:48:36 PM »
Any time there isn't some sort of action going on, which is most of the time, you'll want to puncture your ear drums and tear out your eyes.

If you consider that watchable, then yes, it's watchable.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2355 on: Nov 13, 2011, 01:54:29 AM »
Battle Los Angeles.   Not nearly as shitty as I was expecting. But this thing was barely about Aliens. They could have been fighting anyone...they could have been fighting a terrorist organization determined to rule the world and it wouldn't have changed the movie any.

I also saw some of Tangled...not bad, but not great either.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2356 on: Nov 13, 2011, 11:13:07 PM »
I also saw some of Tangled...not bad, but not great either.

I'm just happy to see someone else agree.  I can not believe the praise that thing gets.  The Princess and the Frog was a better movie and that's really not saying all that much.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2357 on: Nov 13, 2011, 11:27:54 PM »
I did like the Princess and the Frog better.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2358 on: Nov 14, 2011, 01:45:19 AM »
I liked tangled a lot more than princess.  That Flynn guy hits close to home.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2359 on: Nov 14, 2011, 07:43:10 AM »
Tangled was amazing!

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2360 on: Nov 14, 2011, 12:30:18 PM »
I thought both Flynn and Rapunzel where both pretty annoying. Flynn just seems like a total douche. I mean I know we get a scene later on that lets us know he acts that way due some deep rooted insecurities (much like IDE), but still the guy needs to be at least kinda like able if we are to believe he is gonna end up with the girl here. I mean that stuff he does is funny, but he needs to at least show some cracks of his later potential. Instead it is all "Here comes the smoulder."

And speaking of the girl...I think she might be bi-polar. That scene where she goes back and forth from extreme joy to extreme depression due to her new found freedom...wow. I mean I know you would be having those emotions, but if I had seen her doing all that I wouldn't have taken her to see the lanterns, I'd be taking her to the nearest mental health office.

And I liked Rapunzel better with short brown hair. I know that short defeats the purpose of a Rapunzel story and I don't care. But really Blond=Magical. Ugh. And I think Flynn should have stayed dead. I know it is a Disney flick and he has to come back for the happy ending, but it totally negates his sacrifice. I think it would have had more meaning had he stayed dead.

If I don't think about it and just watch it, it isn't a terrible way to waste an hour and half though.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2361 on: Nov 14, 2011, 01:26:19 PM »
I liked Tangled. I was so distracted by the fact that Disney was finally doing CG right that I probably overlooked a lot of problems.

The Princess and the Frog? Didn't care for it. Probably wouldn't watch it again. What bothered me most was how the villain, who was introduced as this complete badass, was ultimately a little bitch who pretty much shot himself in the foot. The heroes didn't vanquish evil so much as evil bit off more than it could chew and had to forfeit.

Also, and this is really just nitpicking, but putting "Princess" right there in the title is some of the laziest shit ever. I get that the story is a spin on The Frog Prince, and that the title was originally The Frog Princess, but come on.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2362 on: Nov 14, 2011, 02:35:08 PM »
Also, and this is really just nitpicking, but putting "Princess" right there in the title is some of the laziest shit ever. I get that the story is a spin on The Frog Prince, and that the title was originally The Frog Princess, but come on.

I didn't mind it so much because she does become a princess in the end although I kinda wished she had been a princess longer.  She becomes a princess and the movie ends.  Meh.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2363 on: Nov 14, 2011, 10:53:51 PM »
Don't like Tigra, Don't like Flynn...Rama it's time to accept that you are a beta male with repressed feelings towards alphas "douches".


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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2364 on: Nov 15, 2011, 12:37:23 AM »
He probably is but those two are still douches.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2365 on: Nov 15, 2011, 01:11:12 AM »
I like plenty of Alpha Males. Shit I have a full on man crush for John Shepard from Stargate Atlantis. And I love James Bond. You can't get anymore Alpha Male then that. My problem is with poor writing, and your problem seems to be me not agreeing with you...which I guess means I don't fall in line behind you as a beta dog and if I'm not doing that I must be threatening your self proclaimed Alpha Dog position.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2366 on: Nov 15, 2011, 01:20:19 AM »
Oh and Green Lantern. This thing couldn't keep my attention at all. Even with all the space and aliens...and space aliens, still couldn't focus on this thing.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2367 on: Nov 15, 2011, 02:02:22 AM »
You probably hate Han Solo too.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2368 on: Nov 15, 2011, 02:05:03 AM »
You don't like the boasting hero with a heart of gold.  And that guy is fucking entertaining, there's no 2 ways about it.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2369 on: Nov 15, 2011, 02:07:15 AM »
He seems like he's just out for money and vagina but when the chips are down he sells everyone out for money and vagina...but then when the chips are REALLY down he gives up his vices and plays an integral part in saving the day.