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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #540 on: Jan 05, 2010, 03:39:54 PM »
Vince Vaughn looks really surprised that they're so small.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #541 on: Jan 05, 2010, 06:04:55 PM »
I don't mind a nice plump A or B cup, but when the girl looks like a 12-year old boy, I say she needs to get implants.

Like Porn Star Kitty... something I forget her last name, so I linked a NSFW pic. Basically, I had bigger boobs when I ws 5.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #542 on: Jan 05, 2010, 06:10:26 PM »
She ruined a lesbian pr0n I was enjoying.

Her name is Kitty Kai. Women built like that need fake boobs, but good ones.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #543 on: Jan 05, 2010, 06:30:54 PM »
Oh yeah, I saw that, too.  I forgot it in my previous list.  Yeah, the lack of HBP really irked me.  They had actually casted young Lily, James, and Snape but then either never filmed it or cut the parts out of the movie.  Worse, Merla (who knows the books waaaay better than I do) says they actually had the balls to add shit in!  Boo.
I'm hoping that they include that part into the two Deathly Hollows movies. Knowing about Snape's relationship to Lily is essential to understanding why he does what he does and why he dislikes Harry so much. To keep Snape's past out of the movies is just utter bullshit. It just goes to show that these movies are catered soley to people who have read the books and the writers/directors/producers are all full of shit.

I gave Angels and Demons another shot.  Not as terrible as I thought it'd be, but damn if the bad guy's plot relied on a LOT of fucking things going right.  It seemed kinda ridiculous.  And Tom Hanks' nose has grown.  It's Nixonesque in this film!
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Over the Holiday break I entertained myself with a number of movies. I rented both Angels & Demons and District 9. District 9 was quite possibly the best movie I saw this entire year. I enjoyed every minute of that movie. I was rooting for the aliens and cheering every time someone exploded from that lighting-shooting alien gun.

I also watched the last two PotC films on TV and was reminded why I disliked both of those films. It was like the Matrix-- the first film was quite enjoyable, the last two were passable.


I also finally bought the last LotR movie that I was missing. For some strange reason, I'm missing the second movie of several trilogies I own, including the Matrix, LotR, and Spiderman. In most trilogies the second movie is always the weakest movie, for instance the Matrix, Indiana Jones, and Back to the Future. So I'm not missing much there. But Spiderman 2 was by far the best of the entire series and I don't own it, I only own 1 and 3. And Two Towers is, well, just as epic as the rest of the series.

So now that I have Two Towers I've been watching the trilogy over the break, which takes a while since each extended version is a bloody 4 hours long.

Also, I watched Scrooged with some friends on Christmas. Somewhat amusing.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #544 on: Jan 05, 2010, 07:37:52 PM »
I remember my last room mate hadn't seen LotR, so I thought it would be a good idea for him to watch the extended versions the first time around. FAIL.

I don't think I ever want to own Spider-Man 3.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #545 on: Jan 05, 2010, 10:52:37 PM »
My opinion: either watch the Extended LOTR movies or just don't bother with it. It's still less of a time investment than actually reading the books.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #546 on: Jan 06, 2010, 12:25:55 AM »
Never seen the extended editions, but I have read the books. Do they even sell the extended editions anymore?

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #547 on: Jan 06, 2010, 05:03:25 AM »
They have to.

I enjoy the extended Legolas/Gimli interactions.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #548 on: Jan 06, 2010, 02:39:27 PM »
I wouldn't subject anyone who hadn't seen it before to the extended edition.  EE's for anything are, imo, for when you really enjoy the movie and want a fuller experience.  Casual fans can ignore it and be just fine.

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I also watched the last two PotC films on TV and was reminded why I disliked both of those films. It was like the Matrix-- the first film was quite enjoyable, the last two were passable.

I still haven't seen the last PotC.  It's not so much that I've been avoiding it, I just haven't cared enough to go seek out the final part.  The second one I saw when I was bored and we still had satellite television so I bought it and it was hell to sit through.  Lots of fast forwarding.  2 & 3 were originally gonna be one movie, right?  The franchise was robbed by trying to milk it as they did.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #549 on: Jan 06, 2010, 03:31:59 PM »
They have to.

I enjoy the extended Legolas/Gimli interactions.

The sex scene was a little disturbing.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #550 on: Jan 06, 2010, 04:05:34 PM »
I can't believe I used to think Legolas was hot :-/ The other day I saw LOTR on tv(the 3rd one) and he acted very girly like. Made even worse by his effeminate Michael Jackson-like voice
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #551 on: Jan 06, 2010, 05:18:21 PM »
Its a guy. Why'd you say her. I don't get it.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #552 on: Jan 06, 2010, 07:09:46 PM »
Orlando Bloom is a pussy, too. He turned down movie roles because he's afraid of his girlfriend cheating. What kind of sex symbol is that?
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #553 on: Jan 06, 2010, 09:30:06 PM »
Never seen the extended editions, but I have read the books. Do they even sell the extended editions anymore?

I don't know if the four disc movie sets are sold anymore, but I think the two-double disc EEs are still available. There are some things that just don't make sense in the theatricals that are explained in the EEs.

I didn't realize that the extended editions were two hours longer than the theatrical editions...9hr. 18 min. versus 11hr. 23min. To me, though, it's two hours well spent.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #554 on: Jan 06, 2010, 10:27:39 PM »
I can't believe I used to think Legolas was hot :-/ The other day I saw LOTR on tv(the 3rd one) and he acted very girly like. Made even worse by her effeminate Michael Jackson-like voice

Ha ha, so the magic wore off.  :lol:  I still think he's very pretty, but he never floated my boat.  Even in PotC he manages to be quite the fluff.  Very good looking fluff, but still...

Orlando Bloom is a pussy, too. He turned down movie roles because he's afraid of his girlfriend cheating. What kind of sex symbol is that?

Dude, what?  For real? 

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« Reply #555 on: Jan 07, 2010, 07:20:20 AM »
IMO that girl is fugly. I can't believe she's a Victoria Secret model. She looks like Topo Giggio. Hot body, busted face

Its a guy. Why'd you say her. I don't get it.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #556 on: Jan 07, 2010, 08:31:53 AM »
Dude, what?  For real? 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1202292/Miranda-Kerr-reveals-just-Orlando-Blooms-keen-leave-side.html

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The 26-year-old Australian is said to be the main reason actor boyfriend and Pirates of The Caribbean star Orlando Bloom will not be appearing in the next  film.

The actor, 32, is said to have turned down the chance to reprise his role as blacksmith Will Turner in the fourth movie because he wants to spend more time with his girlfriend Miranda Kerr, 26.

She has already twice turned down his marriage proposals, but he plans to ask her again this summer.
A source told the Mail on Sunday earlier this month: ‘He has told her he wants to marry her and will propose again this summer. If she says no, he’s said it will be over.’
I say bullshit about that, he'll keep trying. If he asked a second time, and now a third, while turning down millions to be near her, he's pussy whipped.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #557 on: Jan 07, 2010, 01:09:14 PM »
Boo!  BOO!  What kind of gf would keep her man from a plum movie role!?  Unless they find a hotter guy to star with Depp in the next one, then I have no complaints.  :b

She does have a bit of butter face going on there.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #558 on: Jan 07, 2010, 02:11:19 PM »
From what I remember hearing, he didn't want to film because then she'd be by herself, with other men.

The solid basis of any relationship.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #559 on: Jan 07, 2010, 02:20:10 PM »
A girl you can't leave alone with other guys for more then a few days or she'll fuck them. What perfect wife material.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #560 on: Jan 07, 2010, 07:10:28 PM »
She's like an ugly Mila Kunis.

Seriously, Mila Kunis is perfect. So is Sunny Leone.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #561 on: Jan 07, 2010, 08:15:09 PM »
She's like an ugly Mila Kunis.

Duuude, you're right.  It's like someone made a copy of Mila Kunis and stretchied her face.


From what I remember hearing, he didn't want to film because then she'd be by herself, with other men.

The solid basis of any relationship.

Sad!  There's hundred of girls that'd burn off their own girly-bits before they'd cheat on Legolas.  The poor boy's clearly damaged.

If anything, I didn't get why he couldn't just bring her with him for the filming.  Surely she doesn't have so many commitments that she couldn't go at all.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #562 on: Jan 08, 2010, 05:15:08 AM »
Why would she want to be with him when there's plenty of fish in the sea of vodka.
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« Reply #563 on: Jan 08, 2010, 07:12:44 AM »
Dude, what?  For real? 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1202292/Miranda-Kerr-reveals-just-Orlando-Blooms-keen-leave-side.html

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The 26-year-old Australian is said to be the main reason actor boyfriend and Pirates of The Caribbean star Orlando Bloom will not be appearing in the next  film.

The actor, 32, is said to have turned down the chance to reprise his role as blacksmith Will Turner in the fourth movie because he wants to spend more time with his girlfriend Miranda Kerr, 26.

She has already twice turned down his marriage proposals, but he plans to ask her again this summer.
A source told the Mail on Sunday earlier this month: ‘He has told her he wants to marry her and will propose again this summer. If she says no, he’s said it will be over.’
I say bullshit about that, he'll keep trying. If he asked a second time, and now a third, while turning down millions to be near her, he's pussy whipped.

I think this is all made up. Just a gossip. There's nooooo wayyyyy Bloom will say no to another POTC movie. noooo way

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #564 on: Jan 08, 2010, 04:00:36 PM »
You can't deny the truth!
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #565 on: Jan 08, 2010, 04:15:19 PM »
So I almost had a brain anneurism a couple of minutes ago.... found out they are doing a live action movie of Cowboy Bebop now, with Keanu Reeves as Spike? are you fucking KIDDING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?!? why do you guys have to ruin everythiiiingggg, first Goku and now thisss?? worst part is that I found out by watching the "Hitler finds out about the DB movie" video (which btw is hilarious). WHY PEOPLE, WHY?

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #566 on: Jan 08, 2010, 05:20:19 PM »
Just wait for the crossover CowboyBebop/DBZ Movie.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #567 on: Jan 08, 2010, 05:29:34 PM »
Which will be set in China.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #568 on: Jan 08, 2010, 05:51:09 PM »
So I almost had a brain anneurism a couple of minutes ago.... found out they are doing a live action movie of Cowboy Bebop now, with Keanu Reeves as Spike? are you fucking KIDDING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?!? why do you guys have to ruin everythiiiingggg, first Goku and now thisss?? worst part is that I found out by watching the "Hitler finds out about the DB movie" video (which btw is hilarious). WHY PEOPLE, WHY?

LOL Faye.  Fucking high school indeed.

Heard about the Keanu Reeves thing a while ago but it didn't bother me as much since (1) I don't like CB as much as other ppl do (2) Keanu is of mixed descent and (3) I think Spike is, too.  I would've preferred a younger more Asian actor but at least (4) he's not that douchebag Shia Labeouf.

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« Reply #569 on: Jan 08, 2010, 11:29:37 PM »
Not to be snarky, but the Keanu-as-Spike thing has been official for over a year.
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