Author Topic: The last movie I saw was... (Read 1378865 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #360 on:** Nov 02, 2009, 05:52:45 PM »

And that is perfectly acceptable.

Fiero · « **Reply #361 on:** Nov 02, 2009, 05:55:03 PM »

Thanks for your approval.

B E C K · « **Reply #362 on:** Nov 02, 2009, 05:59:32 PM »

You're welcome. We're out of "Nuri Approved" condoms so I'm afraid you'll have to accept the "Kid Tested, Doug Approved" ones instead.

Derrick · « **Reply #363 on:** Nov 02, 2009, 06:05:18 PM »

I only wear Magnums. The regular ones are too tight. It hurts

B E C K · « **Reply #364 on:** Nov 02, 2009, 06:07:41 PM »

Derrick · « **Reply #365 on:** Nov 02, 2009, 06:12:46 PM »

I don't like that much chesthair either. It'd be like messing around with a brillo pad. Done it, didn't like it.

B E C K · « **Reply #366 on:** Nov 02, 2009, 06:15:03 PM »

Maybe the key is to cover your body with dirty pans that need a scouring.

Derrick · « **Reply #367 on:** Nov 02, 2009, 06:17:25 PM »

Maybe you should. Or, just buy brand-name dishwashing packets that do the job right. Then Selleck isn't needed and can go back to making the long awaited sequal to Mr. Baseball.

B E C K · « **Reply #368 on:** Nov 02, 2009, 06:20:17 PM »

Where there is a world in need of justice, there will be need of Selleck.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #369 on:** Nov 02, 2009, 07:43:53 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Nov 02, 2009, 06:12:46 PM

I don't like that much chesthair either. It'd be like messing around with a brillo pad. Done it, didn't like it.

You apparently never had that level of chest hair in your life, girlie man. It feels nothing like a brillo pad.

Fiero · « **Reply #370 on:** Nov 02, 2009, 07:52:33 PM »

I don't have quite that much, but I do know that mine feels like the mane of a ravenous lion.

Derrick · « **Reply #371 on:** Nov 02, 2009, 07:57:03 PM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 02, 2009, 07:43:53 PM

Quote from: Derrick on Nov 02, 2009, 06:12:46 PM
I don't like that much chesthair either. It'd be like messing around with a brillo pad. Done it, didn't like it.

You apparently never had that level of chest hair in your life, girlie man. It feels nothing like a brillo pad.

Apparently you've never seen me be facetious.

Rama · « **Reply #372 on:** Nov 03, 2009, 10:55:57 AM »

*Sigh* I wish I have a black friend that knew how to fly Helicopters...

I also wish Higgins would let me drive the Ferrari too.

B E C K · « **Reply #373 on:** Nov 03, 2009, 03:53:57 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Nov 02, 2009, 07:52:33 PM

I don't have quite that much, but I do know that mine feels like the mane of a ravenous lion.

Not a gentle lion or even sated lion?

Rama · « **Reply #374 on:** Nov 03, 2009, 04:41:44 PM »

I saw Starship Troopers 3 last night. Jolene Blalock is a emotionless bitch(pretty much just like on Enterprise.), Casper is barely in it. The story sucked as did the effects.

B E C K · « **Reply #375 on:** Nov 03, 2009, 06:35:45 PM »

Ha ha, Casper.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #376 on:** Nov 03, 2009, 07:27:10 PM »

"Fucking Casper" sounds like a toon pr0n search.

B E C K · « **Reply #377 on:** Nov 03, 2009, 08:11:22 PM »

I just named it that. Besides, Casper can't fuck anyone. No penis + no corporeal form = fail.

Derrick · « **Reply #378 on:** Nov 03, 2009, 08:39:34 PM »

He can still be inside you.

Fiero · « **Reply #379 on:** Nov 03, 2009, 09:54:28 PM »

It will be a virgin birth.

Rama · « **Reply #380 on:** Nov 04, 2009, 02:07:22 AM »

Casper can't fuck? That's not what Wendy the Witch said.

B E C K · « **Reply #381 on:** Nov 05, 2009, 12:28:48 AM »

Dildo. Doesn't count.

Quote from: Derrick on Nov 03, 2009, 08:39:34 PM

He can still be inside you.

So can poo, food, and air. Doesn't count.

Rama · « **Reply #382 on:** Nov 05, 2009, 01:21:24 AM »

Saw G.I. Joe...it wasn't that bad, but it might be because the last movie I saw before it was TF2 and this thing just wasn't as mind numbing as that. I think I would have liked it more if I could have forgot it was G.I.Joe. What is sad is I think had early on this movie moved in a slightly different direction it could have been saved. There were things in it that fit very well. Hell the first 5 mins was great till they started talking about Nano crap. Some casting was good too. Like Byung-hun Lee and Christopher Eccleston were pretty good in their roles, but Sienna Miller really stunk up the screen. In a movie full of people that shouldn't have foreign accents, one of the people that should have one didn't. I just didn't believe or identify her as The Baroness once during the whole movie.

Anyway..I'd give it a 2 1/2 out of 5. It sucked, but it's a masterpiece compared to TF2.

Sam · « **Reply #383 on:** Nov 05, 2009, 10:54:17 AM »

I watched "Watchmen" again on Friday and read ðe graphic novel earlier in ðe week. I wanted to make sure I had my Rorschach costume and mannerisms down.

I've been debating actually buying G.I. Joe. I skipped TF2 because I saw it in ðe þeatres and, over time, I have come to ðe realization ðat it was a giant, steaming pile of shit. G.I. Joe, on ðe oðer hand, I've heard was actually raðer fun and I have yet to see it.

Fiero · « **Reply #384 on:** Nov 05, 2009, 12:16:37 PM »

I thought neither was good but both fun. TF2 had some really stupd dialogue, though.

The D · « **Reply #385 on:** Nov 06, 2009, 02:15:28 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Oct 22, 2009, 08:09:34 PM

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Oct 22, 2009, 06:14:19 PM
When? I don't remember seeing that anywhere.

The part where Starscream is throwing about the hatchlings or whatever they called them. That's on the moon. Where the Nemesis crashed. They even released a three-pack called 'Meeting at the Nemesis" based on that scene that for some reason includes Soundwave, who was not even in that scene. I don't remember if they ever explain that the Nemesis crashed or who was piloting it, but I want to say that's how Jetfire got there along with the other 'seekers.' BTW, I hate how they took the seeker name, and removed it from jets. I also hate that only Starscream of the original seekers is getting movie face time.

No no, that wasn't the moon. When Megatron is first resurrected he flies out of the ocean and then it shows him as a plane flying to that decepticon base with the Fallen and the hatchlings. It shows the "moon" surrounded by planets that don't exist in our solar system. I think it was cybertron.

The racist robots didn't bug me much about the movie, although I noticed there was more "racism" with the black worker in the deli having bad teeth and talking in heavy slang. All the humping.. the dogs humping, the robot humping Fox's leg, the robot testicles... unnecessary.

What really bugged me was all the battles being hard to follow, you never could tell was was going on in half of them. Whoever uses Jiggle cam again needs to be raped and tortured, I'm sick of that shit. Especially in the final battle, had no idea who was winning half the time and DAMMIT, why did it take Sam that long to get to optimus?

?? He didn't run 1 mile he ran like 10! And then you have military commanders being told to do this and do that and they do it without question. Like the guy on the carrier.. "Shoot your rail gun" "Who are you?" "I work for the government" "Okay, you seem like an entirely trustworthy and non suspicious person, I'll take this top secret rail gun and shoot it off for you." I have never felt the US military has been so badly depicted as in this movie. Michael Bay's a fucking idiot.

Besides that, I did mildly enjoy the movie. It did have a lot of robot action in it. But the first one was superior.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #386 on:** Nov 07, 2009, 12:23:22 AM »

I have to disagree. The fights were handled better than the first, and you could actually figure out who was who. Plus, the voices weren't so heavily modulated so you could actually understand the Decepticons...too bad everyone else didn't get the modulation, hiding that oh, so fresh dialogue.

Rama · « **Reply #387 on:** Nov 07, 2009, 12:55:11 AM »

The fact that the Constructicons were it two places wasn't confusing at all.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #388 on:** Nov 07, 2009, 02:07:00 AM »

If you say so. I'll look for that next time I see it.

Fiero · « **Reply #389 on:** Nov 07, 2009, 02:06:18 PM »

Apparently the constructicons in the movie are drones. I'm still dissapointed about that. It was either bay or one of the writers who said so.