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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3930 on: Feb 19, 2016, 12:16:25 AM »
Yeah, it's been pretty dead for years.  In fact, I just assumed it was Colin Quinn as himself in Trainwreck because he's always been super bitter like that.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3931 on: Feb 22, 2016, 02:45:27 AM »
Saw Avengers Age of Ultron on Netflix, hadn''t seen it yet.
Pretty decent flick but I liked the first one better

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3932 on: Mar 06, 2016, 10:17:49 PM »
I saw Zootopia.  It was cute.  Bland, but cute.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3933 on: Mar 07, 2016, 08:09:06 AM »
I also saw Zootopia and that Bunny and Fox were totally gonna fuck when that movie is over.

Oh and it had a not so well hidden social message, but Bunny/Fox sex is what I took away from it.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3934 on: Mar 15, 2016, 12:45:01 AM »
I also saw Zootopia and that Bunny and Fox were totally gonna fuck when that movie is over.

Oh and it had a not so well hidden social message, but Bunny/Fox sex is what I took away from it.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3935 on: Mar 17, 2016, 12:26:01 PM »
Saw Creed last night. Pretty good movie, despite being a remake of the first Rocky.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3936 on: Mar 18, 2016, 08:14:30 AM »
I also saw Zootopia and that Bunny and Fox were totally gonna fuck when that movie is over.

Oh and it had a not so well hidden social message, but Bunny/Fox sex is what I took away from it.

Did you steal Rama's account again, Doug?

Yeah....that's what happened.



Was a lot of sexual tension between that bunny and fox though.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3937 on: Mar 24, 2016, 04:47:04 PM »
I re-watched Heathers and now I'm re-watching Forbidden Kingdom.  I wish fantastical martial arts films in English language were more of a thing.  Sans the Mighty Whitey trope, of course.  I mean, they could've had a better story here without involving the kid and NY and just let the audience surrogate be the hot girl.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3938 on: May 09, 2016, 04:11:30 AM »
I saw the Jungle Book.  It was pretty decent.  The ending was kinda a cop-out.  I expected to be annoyed by Bill Murray but he was excellent.  The one that annoyed me was ScarJo.  She didn't sound like a giant snake.  She sounded like ScarJo.  Thankfully, she's not in the movie that long.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3939 on: May 13, 2016, 08:13:13 AM »
I also saw Jungle Book and rather enjoyed it. Was totally waiting for him to leave the jungle and everything he knew and loved for some tail like he did in the animated one, but that didn't happen.


Anyway I also saw Civil War and it was pretty great. Still think Winter Solider and Avengers were better movies, but this one was really good. And I like Spider-Man...I mean other then him being way to fucking young. I always liked College/ Married era Spider-Man better then High School Peter.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3940 on: May 13, 2016, 09:30:52 AM »
I have a feeling they were going to go with the ending where he leaves and then they were all "but what about the sequel?  we need to think about the future of this ip, its ten sequels, video game, cartoon, plush toys, t-shirts."  They still could've done all that shit anyway and have him come and go from the village.  Now the question sequel-wise is will they go with following the animated Jungle Book 2.  Or will they do something daring like adapting "The King's Ankus?"  Ha ha, of course not.  They'll just remake this movie and slap a 2 at the end.  Which is supposedly what the animated Jungle Book 2 did anyway.  Maybe we'll be lucky and get "I Wan'na Be like You 2017" by Smash Mouth.  :puke:


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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3941 on: May 13, 2016, 10:04:41 PM »
They already green lit that sequel.

In the sequel they send another Shere Khan to the past, but this time he is good!

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3942 on: May 14, 2016, 01:49:21 AM »
They already green lit that sequel.

I know.

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In the sequel they send another Shere Khan to the past, but this time he is good!

No, no, it's going to be about Shere Khan's past.  He was loveable and misunderstood until a man cut off his wings and broke his heart.  And he wasn't trying to kill Mowgli, he was trying to saaaaaave him.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3943 on: May 14, 2016, 04:16:59 AM »
Oh, and I finally saw Deadpool.  I dare say it made Ryan Reynolds far more likable to me than he's ever been.  Like, he got about a hundred points alone for the Voltron ring.  I saw it trending the other day that Olivia Munn was supposedly offered Morena Baccarin's role.  Yuck.  They gave that role to the right person.  And people are right: this is the best X-Men move in years.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3944 on: May 16, 2016, 12:46:28 AM »
Looking forward to Apocalypse later this month.

Anyway, about Cap3: this was a well put-together movie. Too bad it didn't star Captain America. Should have just called it Avengers 3. Spiderman was awesome. As someone too disillusioned with the character to even watch the last three Spidey flicks, this gives me hope for the next one. Hated the ending, which just made the movie feel like the first part of a two-part project. Seriously, they can't make a Captain America movie that deals primarily with Captain America and his associated cast? Anyway. I'll probably download a copy and watch it over again before the home release, just to give it a fair shake. It was a good movie, but I didn't like it as well as the previous two.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3945 on: May 26, 2016, 06:00:48 AM »
I saw Vampire Academy.  Well, most of it I guess.  I was doing other things and then decided to skip out on the ending.  I can see why this thing tanked.  It didn't know what kind of movie it wanted to be.  It overdid narration.  It felt too derivative of Harry Potter and Twilight.  It info dumped.  The action was shit.  Also, the lead guy was not hot.  He's fairly good looking in an image search but they made him look as homely and doughy as they could in the actual movie, which was not his character.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3946 on: May 28, 2016, 09:52:54 AM »
Deadpool...again. Broke down and bought the DVD. I'm usually cheap and wait for them to drop under 10 before I buy, but I made and exception on this one...and even after the third viewing it held up.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3947 on: May 29, 2016, 08:29:52 AM »
Anything of note on the DVD or is it a barebones one with the movie and trailers for shit?

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3948 on: May 30, 2016, 03:39:44 AM »
Anyone see the new X-Men yet?

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3949 on: Jun 01, 2016, 09:17:24 AM »
Anything of note on the DVD or is it a barebones one with the movie and trailers for shit?

I got the BluRay it has like Deleted scenes, outtakes, audio commentary, etc, etc, etc....

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3950 on: Jun 01, 2016, 09:18:04 AM »
Oh and I saw Zoolander 2 and it was total and utter shit.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3951 on: Jun 02, 2016, 08:49:39 PM »
Did Zoolander 1 not tip you off?
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3952 on: Jun 02, 2016, 10:46:28 PM »
I kinda liked it, but this one...I don't know where my line is but it crossed it.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3953 on: Jun 03, 2016, 02:18:16 AM »
No one watched Zoolander 1 thinking "damn, I wish the story could continue fifteen years later."
No one watched Alice in Wonderland going "I hope we get a sequel six years from now."
I don't think anyone saw Avatar and said to themselves "this needs four sequels.  I really want to get that first sequel nine years later."  Sure, Terminator got its first sequel seven years later.  And so did Alien.  Maybe Cameron should've aimed for seven. What story could he possibly have that warrants four sequels?

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3954 on: Jun 04, 2016, 04:24:22 PM »
I have a similar problem with Anchorman and Anchorman 2....kinda like the first one, second one was total shit.


Anyway...I saw "The Night Before." not great...not bad. Just kinda meh.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3955 on: Jun 05, 2016, 02:22:21 AM »
I have a similar problem with Anchorman and Anchorman 2....kinda like the first one, second one was total shit.

Remember those days when a studio would have a surprise hit or something and we would all go "man, that movie was so good.  too bad it never got a sequel."  And now Hollywood makes us sorry we ever thought those words.  It's sad how you can tell most of these sequels are scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas.  And they can't find the right balance, because there's a lot of films that never get a sequel but you can tell they were holding back on us and saving the cool shit for the sequel that never comes.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3956 on: Jun 05, 2016, 08:23:57 AM »
What do you mean? I can't wait to see the Sinister Six in Amazing Spider-Man 3.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3957 on: Jun 06, 2016, 05:08:54 AM »
Pizzazz at the end of the Jem movie.  Azula at the end of The Last Airbender.  Sinestro in Green Lantern.  Granted none of those pieces of crap deserved sequels.  But the fuckin' nerve teasing that shit.  Especially when Pizzaz and Sinestro should've been the antagonists in the actual movies.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3958 on: Jun 06, 2016, 04:05:28 PM »
Come on those movies might get sequels yet..........Yeah your are right. Total waste.


I really don't like the trend of using a movie as a set up for another movie. Tell a complete story...you can drop in little things that will be play out later,  but don't leave huge unanswered plot points in the movie.  Like how they used the 10 rings in Iron Man. Course they blew that, but it wasn't in your face.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3959 on: Jun 07, 2016, 03:54:27 AM »
The story I'm setting up now is meant to stand alone for the first part and then the next two parts have greater connectivity but will be digestible as single volumes.*  Which is the format I think should be used for most movie series.  The Matrix actually did this and Pirates of the Caribbean attempted this, even though 2 and 3 were shit.  (I couldn't even sit through Pirates 3.)  And Star Wars did this too now that I think about it.  I'm following the lead of 1 - stand alone, 2 - a hanging thread in the overall plot but some form of resolution in a smaller plot, and 3 - conflict resolved.  Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems most "failed" trilogies are the ones that buck this structure.  If you do 1 - stand alone, 2 - stand alone, then a third begins to feel excessive.  Maybe it has to do with a 2/3 combo feeling like an adequate raising of the stakes involved.

Kinda went off on a tangent here, but what I was getting at is that a lot of films these days seem to think that their first movie should contain the structure of a second movie and in the process, create some horrid hybrid of a film missing characters (because two films worth of people can't be in a single film) and no proper introduction to the people we DO have... which means we can't give a shit about most of the characters on screen.  I mean, if Empire were the first SW movie to come out, we miss out on really getting to know Luke and Han.  Leia and the droids too, but Luke and Han are the ones that suffer the most dramatically, so it's important that we have some connection to them.  The Vader reveal loses its punch.  Obi-wan's death would probably be some flashback but who the fuck cares?  He's just some random old man.

And then we have things like Terminator 2 and Aliens, some of the best sequels that, honestly, could've completed the series then and there.  I also felt Spider-Man 2 and X-Men 2 were satisfactory closers for me.  We've gotten nothing of value from any of those franchises ever since.  If their other films never existed, no one would suffer for it.  But probably the main difference is that action is probably more sequel friendly that a comedy.  Can you think of a comedy that got a part 2 that was as awesome as Terminator 2 was in comparison to its first film?  I don't know if something like Zoolander or Anchorman can have a successful 2.  But I'm biased because I severely dislike most modern comedy films anyway.  I liked The Proposal and The Heat.  Neither one needed a sequel though.


*I do actually have a part 4 but it's still raw in terms of how I'm going to structure it.

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Oh, and I saw Outlander.  Not the series with the chick who goes into the past, the sci-fi Beowulf film starring Jesus.  It was actually much, much better than I expected it to be.  Some parts of it are kinda paint-by-numbers and the faux-Viking village aspect of it is half-assed with actors have lots of weird accents.  They should've gotten some actually Nordic actors or changed the setting.  And the sci-fi part of it is played down more than it should've been.  I think Jesus blasts something with his space gun, like, once and then his space gear gets written out of the movie.  Still, I don't think it deserve to flop like it did.  It had some cool ideas.
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