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Fiero · « **Reply #3810 on:** Jun 09, 2015, 10:54:31 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jun 09, 2015, 10:44:56 AM

Quote from: Faye Valentine on May 29, 2015, 09:31:41 PM
Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on May 15, 2015, 09:24:12 AM
I would make it my lot in life to hold them up for her everywhere she goes.
Ive heard big boobs get sweaty underneath
(no i don't have big boobs)

They do.

But wouldn't they be less sweaty if held up away from the skin beneath them?

B E C K · « **Reply #3811 on:** Jun 09, 2015, 10:57:18 AM »

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you had tits, Fifi. Please tell me how to handle tit sweat since you know so much. I shall defer to your wisdom.

Fiero · « **Reply #3812 on:** Jun 09, 2015, 02:47:08 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jun 09, 2015, 10:57:18 AM

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you had tits, Fifi. Please tell me how to handle tit sweat since you know so much. I shall defer to your wisdom.

It was a legitimate question from someone who wants to know.

B E C K · « **Reply #3813 on:** Jun 09, 2015, 11:42:28 PM »

Except you're describing a magic support system which holds large tits perfectly up and away from the body and allows cool, dry air to pass underneath. It's like saying "Oh, you don't want to sweat in your armpits? Why don't you hold your arms away from your body all day long under the AC?" You're in Texas, too. Don't your balls get sweaty? Don't you have sweaty balls? Sweaty Texas balls? Balls that are sweaty in Texas? Kinda a similar principle, ain't it? Do they make tiny bras for balls? That would be so cute.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #3814 on:** Jun 10, 2015, 05:33:02 AM »

Watched Inception 3, almost had like 3 heart attacks goddamn. Kinda cheesy sometimes but its good, especially those jump-scares. And that dude from My Best Friend's wedding was in it. He's still a hottie.

Watched the new Poltergeist last week, not good. Original is better

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #3815 on:** Jun 11, 2015, 06:23:33 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jun 09, 2015, 11:42:28 PM

Except you're describing a magic support system which holds large tits perfectly up and away from the body and allows cool, dry air to pass underneath. It's like saying "Oh, you don't want to sweat in your armpits? Why don't you hold your arms away from your body all day long under the AC?" You're in Texas, too. Don't your balls get sweaty? Don't you have sweaty balls? Sweaty Texas balls? Balls that are sweaty in Texas? Kinda a similar principle, ain't it? Do they make tiny bras for balls? That would be so cute.

Would you call it a bro, like on Seinfeld, except for bollocks?

But, anyway, sound like someone has some product testing to do given the parameters you just mentioned. That should be entertaining! And more than a little sticky, and little than more stinky.

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jun 10, 2015, 05:33:02 AM

Watched Inception 3, almost had like 3 heart attacks goddamn. Kinda cheesy sometimes but its good, especially those jump-scares. And that dude from My Best Friend's wedding was in it. He's still a hottie.

I had no idea there was a second Inception flick, much less a third.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #3816 on:** Jun 11, 2015, 09:18:04 PM »

lol sorry Ive been sleeping very little for the last couple of weeks, my brain is fried.
Insidious 3.

Have any of you watched Sinister? it is the best horror movie i have watched in the last couple of years or so. Really really good

B E C K · « **Reply #3817 on:** Jun 11, 2015, 11:25:19 PM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jun 11, 2015, 06:23:33 PM

Quote from: B E C K on Jun 09, 2015, 11:42:28 PM
Except you're describing a magic support system which holds large tits perfectly up and away from the body and allows cool, dry air to pass underneath. It's like saying "Oh, you don't want to sweat in your armpits? Why don't you hold your arms away from your body all day long under the AC?" You're in Texas, too. Don't your balls get sweaty? Don't you have sweaty balls? Sweaty Texas balls? Balls that are sweaty in Texas? Kinda a similar principle, ain't it? Do they make tiny bras for balls? That would be so cute.
Would you call it a bro, like on Seinfeld, except for bollocks?

But, anyway, sound like someone has some product testing to do given the parameters you just mentioned. That should be entertaining! And more than a little sticky, and little than more stinky.

Tea bags are supposed to help with odor. Maybe hang a couple off yer Hanes. Not chamomile tho'. You'll put the boys to sleep.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #3818 on:** Jun 14, 2015, 12:57:35 PM »

I was talking about titsweat, actually. Let me know out the teabagging works out for you.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #3819 on:** Jun 14, 2015, 09:35:04 PM »

Saw Babadook. I didn't think it was scary, it was pretty obvious what was it from the beginning, can't believe it has 98% freshness in Rotten Tomatoes. Why.
Maybe because I watched it thinking it was going to be a good ol' horror movie but it really wasn't (more like psychological shit).

Fiero · « **Reply #3820 on:** Jun 16, 2015, 06:22:29 AM »

Saw the Lego Movie.It had awesome parts but overall I was not very impressed. It had some really entertaining moments and the Lego bricks flying everywhere was pretty cool.

B E C K · « **Reply #3821 on:** Jun 16, 2015, 10:55:08 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Jun 16, 2015, 06:22:29 AM

Saw the Lego Movie.It had awesome parts but overall I was not very impressed. It had some really entertaining moments and the Lego bricks flying everywhere was pretty cool.

Yeah, and it got weird in the end.

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jun 14, 2015, 12:57:35 PM

I was talking about titsweat, actually. Let me know out the teabagging works out for you.

Nah, man, there ain't good hanging space there. Besides, odor isn't an issue.

Fiero · « **Reply #3822 on:** Jun 17, 2015, 04:05:58 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jun 16, 2015, 10:55:08 AM

Quote from: Fiero on Jun 16, 2015, 06:22:29 AM
Saw the Lego Movie.It had awesome parts but overall I was not very impressed. It had some really entertaining moments and the Lego bricks flying everywhere was pretty cool.

Yeah, and it got weird in the end.

Alicia thought so more than I did. They could have had a good positive message without bringing in IRL people.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #3823 on:** Jun 18, 2015, 10:43:50 PM »

Last movies I saw were Avengers 2 (meh...about like the first one, actually) and St*r WarzzZZ Despecialized Edition (SWEET).

Sweet, not sweat. Let's move on from that.

Rama · « **Reply #3824 on:** Jun 19, 2015, 10:05:48 AM »

Bras with built in water pumping under tit cooling action! I'll be rich!

Rumble · « **Reply #3825 on:** Jun 26, 2015, 01:52:28 PM »

I watched Falling Down for the one millionth time

joe · « **Reply #3826 on:** Jun 30, 2015, 01:09:36 AM »

RoboCop. The new one. No good.

This is a thing that exists, and if any of you have seen it, I'd be really interested to hear what you thought:

From what I understand, it's played entirely straight...

B E C K · « **Reply #3827 on:** Jul 01, 2015, 10:30:08 PM »

Quote from: joerammstein on Jun 30, 2015, 01:09:36 AM

RoboCop. The new one. No good.

I'll be honest. I see very few movies these days that I haven't already seen or haven't been carefully vetted beforehand. A lot doesn't make the cut. I'm not interested in Hollyweird making the same movie over and over again starring whatever schmucks are supposed to be hot shit these days. New Robocop is one of those movies and Joel Kinnaman is one of those schmucks. So I'm rewatching Pretty in Pink. Charlie Sheen's brother just jumped Blacklist in the hallway and now homegirl's about to fuck up those two dresses to make her shitty Frankendress. Them's good times. However...

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This is a thing that exists, and if any of you have seen it, I'd be really interested to hear what you thought:

From what I understand, it's played entirely straight...

I would've totally watched this if I had cable/satellite whatever and could've let it play in the background.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #3828 on:** Jul 03, 2015, 10:16:50 AM »

so Jurassic world was fucking awesome. I was very disappointed on the lack of Goldblum but almost squealed like a fangirl in love when I saw the easter egg.

Fiero · « **Reply #3829 on:** Jul 06, 2015, 03:15:32 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jul 03, 2015, 10:16:50 AM

so Jurassic world was fucking awesome. I was very disappointed on the lack of Goldblum but almost squealed like a fangirl in love when I saw the easter egg.

Which easter egg? I noticed several.

Also, yes, great movie.

joe · « **Reply #3830 on:** Jul 06, 2015, 05:35:05 PM »

No, you guys. Jurassic World was so fucking dumb! How could you?

I watched a Rapture movie called The Remaining yesterday. I didn't recognize any of the actors, so I assumed it had to be some kind of Christian interest group project. I really didn't get the message either. It was like, if you're not a devout Christian, you aren't getting in to Heaven -- fine. But then! If you do eventually find Jesus, you're brutally murdered by horrible monsters. Great?

BTW -- did anyone think that despite looking like absolute garbage the new Terminator might be mildly entertaining? Well you were wrong and I'm living proof. I really can't say what they spent making this turd, because the CG is strictly discount bin, but the only possible answer is too much.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #3831 on:** Jul 06, 2015, 11:22:56 PM »

Quote from: joerammstein on Jul 06, 2015, 05:35:05 PM

No, you guys. Jurassic World was so fucking dumb! How could you?

>talking shit about Jurassic World
>talking shit about Dragon Ball

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #3832 on:** Jul 06, 2015, 11:24:10 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Jul 06, 2015, 03:15:32 PM

Which easter egg? I noticed several.

Also, yes, great movie.

His book was shown when the dude from 10 things I hate about you was talking.
Btw him and Private Pyle was fucking awesome too.

Fuck Chris Pratt.

Watched Gone Girl. Entertaining movie, but was it necessary to show Batman's flaccid penis? And why? Btw I cant stand NPH at all.

Also watched Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. Really liked it. I can't believe how much of an amazing actor Jim Carey is. I watched that movie where he's unknowingly in a tv show (can't remember the name) and he was good in it. But he's sooooo much better on this one. 10/10

Fiero · « **Reply #3833 on:** Jul 08, 2015, 01:47:33 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jul 06, 2015, 11:24:10 PM

Quote from: Fiero on Jul 06, 2015, 03:15:32 PM

Which easter egg? I noticed several.

Also, yes, great movie.

His book was shown when the dude from 10 things I hate about you was talking.
Btw him and Private Pyle was fucking awesome too.

Fuck Chris Pratt.

Watched Gone Girl. Entertaining movie, but was it necessary to show Batman's flaccid penis? And why? Btw I cant stand NPH at all.

Also watched Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. Really liked it. I can't believe how much of an amazing actor Jim Carey is. I watched that movie where he's unknowingly in a tv show (can't remember the name) and he was good in it. But he's sooooo much better on this one. 10/10

Fuck Chris Pratt? Shit, if I have to...

Also, the one I noticed was the little Dino DNA guy from the video in JP.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #3834 on:** Jul 08, 2015, 08:14:30 PM »

But that wasn't hidden at all....

I think Chris Pratt is ok but not that good. Also his pants were a biiiit too tight don't you think?

Rumble · « **Reply #3835 on:** Jul 09, 2015, 11:38:32 AM »

Finally got around to seeing New Kids Nitro
Have to admit it was pretty funny

B E C K · « **Reply #3836 on:** Jul 09, 2015, 12:51:47 PM »

Ha ha, Chris Pratt's one of those actors that looks like he's a totally chill and awesome dude and deserves all of his success but I hated him in Guardians of the Galaxy and he looks like he's playing a similar character in Jurassic World. So fuck Chris Pratt. Don't care to see JW, don't care to see new Terminator either. Neither is anything I want. I've tried watching movies and lately I can't get into anything. I think the last movie I saw was a Tinkerbell movie or something.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #3837 on:** Jul 09, 2015, 08:56:01 PM »

Mad Max: Fury Road was fun. I probably will never watch it again unless I'm hard up for something to watch on a sick day and TBS has it on. However the best part of the movie was the credits where you learn the names of all those weirdos. Doof Warrior!

B E C K · « **Reply #3838 on:** Jul 09, 2015, 11:37:35 PM »

I'll just skip the middle man and wait for a sick day and TBS. "TBS" will probably have to be swapped out with "Netflix." But the principle's the same.

joe · « **Reply #3839 on:** Jul 10, 2015, 05:37:12 AM »

I'm glad I saw Fury Road on the big screen. It was a "WOW" experience for sure. I see way too many movies in the theatre, most of them crap, but Mad Max actually made it feel worthwhile for a change.