You know what I think?
Disney should have Tim Burton direct the next Pirates movie.
That would be fucking poetic as hell.
And Helena Bonham Carter can play either a minor villain, or a reluctant sidekick to Jack Sparrow.
Art!
I finally watched Sherlock 2 tonight. I'm surprised it hasn't made its way to the cheap seats yet, it must be pulling in cash consistently from week to week.
Anyway, it's so fucking boring. Good Lord. There's this one scene that sums up most of the movie nicely. Iron Man, Gigolo Joe, and Lisbeth Salander are sitting at a table outside a cafe discussing the plot of the film and what they're going to do next, and it's cutting back and forth from Gigolo Joe to Iron Man and Salander. Only Salander has no dialogue in this scene, she just sits there and sips coffee and nods while pretending to care what Iron Man is saying, and I just wanted to take a nap.
Then the scene from the ads where they're running through the forest being shot at in slow motion shows up and I'm suddenly awake for the rest of the movie, which is mostly entertaining from that point onward.
Two hours was too much.