I watched a bit (literally under 10 min) of G. I. Joe: The Rise in Cobra in Spanish because I curious about the Cover Girl death scene. Then I realized among the other ways they retard the Baroness, they made her a natural blonde, too. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Snake Eyes was really cool in the pieces I saw. Pity he was stuck in this steaming shit of a movie.
And Ripcord was a fucking Scrappy. Every scene I saw, he popped in like a fucking rabbit. He sexually harassed Scarlet, who just sat back and took it like an idiot. My God, if I found out he had died hilariously in the film, I might've actually sat down and suffered through the entire thing.