Author Topic: I was up all night playing with myself. (Read 13038 times)

Rama · « **Reply #30 on:** Jul 07, 2009, 12:38:25 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jul 07, 2009, 10:58:01 AM

Quote from: Rama on Jul 05, 2009, 03:06:34 AM
Must...not...say...it...

*Blows a gasket and passes out.*

Wizards never lie! Not unless they have a hooked nose and a black cloak, then you know he's evil!

Well if it's so good for your skin, I might be able to help you in that department.

Damnit...see you had to push till I said it didn' you? Just couldn't leave well enough alone.

Derrick · « **Reply #31 on:** Jul 07, 2009, 09:54:04 PM »

Sorry, but... I love you.

*Sarah MacClaughlin music plays*

B E C K · « **Reply #32 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:11:25 PM »

Quote from: Bernie AKA on Jul 07, 2009, 12:21:15 PM

Don't make me whip out my "Snape is Good!" button!

No, he's sad! Get over Lily already, you greasy sicko!

Quote from: Rama on Jul 07, 2009, 12:38:25 PM

Well if it's so good for your skin, I might be able to help you in that department.

Pfft!

What is "no".

B E C K · « **Reply #33 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:12:15 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Jul 07, 2009, 09:54:04 PM

Sorry, but... I love you.

*Sarah MacClaughlin music plays*

What is "gay"?

Derrick · « **Reply #34 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:23:06 PM »

DON'T JUDGE MY LOVE!!!

B E C K · « **Reply #35 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:40:38 PM »

The Jeopardy judges are the ones judging your judged love! They say they'll take "egg sac" instead of "cocoon" but what good does that do you now? It's not as though you get to select the next question like you should've! Those $400 are little consolation!

Derrick · « **Reply #36 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:42:07 PM »

Honestly, I was only interested in the experience. That wasn't that good, either. He needs to learn how to be a giving lover.

B E C K · « **Reply #37 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:48:25 PM »

Was there a phone number on his ass like those trucks that are all "How's ma driving?" You should call it.

Rama · « **Reply #38 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 10:34:16 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jul 09, 2009, 01:11:25 PM

Quote from: Rama on Jul 07, 2009, 12:38:25 PM
Well if it's so good for your skin, I might be able to help you in that department.

Pfft! What is "no".

Well fine! I didn't want too anyway!

Derrick · « **Reply #39 on:** Jul 10, 2009, 06:06:33 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jul 09, 2009, 01:48:25 PM

Was there a phone number on his ass like those trucks that are all "How's ma driving?" You should call it.

Ya know I did. Sam picked up. I was too creeped out to complain.

Sam · « **Reply #40 on:** Jul 10, 2009, 10:00:43 AM »

I work at a call center at night to make a little extra money. IS ÐAT SO WRONG?!

Rama · « **Reply #41 on:** Jul 10, 2009, 11:40:00 AM »

Yes...Yes it is.

Derrick · « **Reply #42 on:** Jul 10, 2009, 02:15:10 PM »

Very, very wrong. I cried for three hours, and it in no way helped me recover my personality. Now I am how I am.

B E C K · « **Reply #43 on:** Jul 11, 2009, 06:49:05 AM »

Quote from: Sam on Jul 10, 2009, 10:00:43 AM

I work at a call center at night to make a little extra money. IS ÐAT SO WRONG?!

Only when you answer the phone in an Indian accent.

Derrick · « **Reply #44 on:** Jul 11, 2009, 09:45:54 AM »

"Oh, hello my friend. Very good to be helping you this evening. My name is MICHAEL, how may I be serving you today?"

Michael... or RASNESH?!

The D · « **Reply #45 on:** Jul 11, 2009, 02:14:57 PM »

Quote from: Bernie AKA on Jul 07, 2009, 12:21:15 PM

Don't make me whip out my "Snape is Good!" button!

I have this idea of spoiling the upcoming movie, but then I realized most of the people in the theater would already know, and the rest wouldn't give a shit. It's just not as fun.

IDE · « **Reply #46 on:** Jul 11, 2009, 02:58:55 PM »

Yeah it's over brotha.

I'm just glad I got mine while the getting was good...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTkEka1tk4c

Over 20k views and 33 comments it's my biggest youtube success to date.

IDE · « **Reply #47 on:** Jul 11, 2009, 02:59:43 PM »

lol someone said "my" website (meaning allspark) is gay.

IDE · « **Reply #48 on:** Jul 11, 2009, 03:02:53 PM »

When am I going to get my editing privileges back? I'll remind you that I never actually abused the editing function. I was stripped of my editing dignity in an uncalled for pre emptive strike when you edited one of my posts. I wouldn't have edited it back anyways.

And while it is funnier if I never get to edit again, but then you have to read my triple posts.

Rama · « **Reply #49 on:** Jul 11, 2009, 11:03:25 PM »

Questioning it only makes it last longer.

and the Ass-spank is gay.

IDE · « **Reply #50 on:** Jul 12, 2009, 03:31:36 AM »

Then IFknHateUTube is an astute young gentleman.

B E C K · « **Reply #51 on:** Jul 12, 2009, 01:00:14 PM »

He also hates "UTube". Something to think about. Or not.

Quote from: IDE on Jul 11, 2009, 03:02:53 PM

And while it is funnier if I never get to edit again, but then you have to read my triple posts.

I can live with it for the moment.

Derrick · « **Reply #52 on:** Jul 13, 2009, 12:08:38 AM »

As can I.