Author Topic: I was up all night playing with myself. (Read 13060 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Jun 27, 2009, 09:21:02 AM »

Solitaire on my laptop, but I wanted to make a topic.

It's probably for the best that I wasn't playing for money.

The D · « **Reply #1 on:** Jun 27, 2009, 01:58:49 PM »

I was up all night.... not sleeping. I can't get a good steady night's sleep worth shit. I keep on tossing and turning and waking up multiple times, I'm thinking of getting myself tested for sleep disorders.

Rama · « **Reply #2 on:** Jun 28, 2009, 01:55:56 AM »

Hey Alright.....

Oh.....Well I mean I guess this is just as good.

When I play with myself I tend to do it with Free Cell.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #3 on:** Jun 28, 2009, 04:21:05 PM »

That will be me this coming Saturday on the deck with the hose, watching for shitheads shooting off bottle rockets when we have a burn ban on.

Derrick · « **Reply #4 on:** Jun 28, 2009, 10:07:56 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jun 27, 2009, 09:21:02 AM

Solitaire on my laptop, but I wanted to make a topic. It's probably for the best that I wasn't playing for money.

I came either way while the page loaded, so congrats.

Sam · « **Reply #5 on:** Jun 29, 2009, 02:30:16 PM »

I was going to make a similar joke but Tom beat me to it and now I just feel dirty.

IDE · « **Reply #6 on:** Jun 29, 2009, 10:33:41 PM »

I had a dream I nailed one of my childhood friends last night. Nikki Benda (yes we made fun of her last name).

Derrick · « **Reply #7 on:** Jun 30, 2009, 05:48:28 AM »

I dreamt of my first time.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Jun 30, 2009, 11:30:42 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Jun 28, 2009, 10:07:56 PM

I came either way while the page loaded, so congrats.

You unloaded while the page loaded? No, ew, I shouldn't have said that.

I haven't been able to sleep either. My hours got all fucked up like a vampire's but then I was forced to normalize and it just fucked up my body completely. At least before I would have a "nice" sleep* and then be up all night. But now I'm really sleepy in the late afternoon, early morning, and late evening and awake in the mid early morning hours, all afternoon, and early evening. So it's like alternating. Fuck the what. One Monday, I was surviving on two hours of fumes with a one hour nap. I was also on fumes the last couple of times I visited my dad.

*It sucked because even though I would sleep a solid block, half the time I kept having nightmares and when that happened, I would not wake up feeling well-rested and end up sleeping more.

Rama · « **Reply #9 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 12:30:17 AM »

Sleeping during the day is normal. At least for me...I can attested to this as I haven’t done it in a long while now and I'm always tired.

But I mean if you really think about from like a evolutionary stand point...all the big bad animals that want to kill and eat you came out at night.(Wolves, Panthers, that sorta thing.) But the nice ones that wouldn't hurt a fly are up during the days. (Deer, Birds.) So really we should all sleep during the day so some wild animal doesn't kill us in our sleep.

I could totally do the whole Vampire thing, but I love garlic damnit!

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 12:55:47 AM »

Well, I didn't really mind the vampire's hours so much but pesky day-time activities forced me to normalize too quickly. :\ During the time I dropped out of college several years back, I would actually sleep during the day, work at night, and then have my free time after work and late-night tv (after Highlander and Xena reruns and the like). I really liked it, too. And one Christmas back when I baked all of this shit for my relatives, I had managed to shift to being awake at night at that time so I baked everything in the wee hours of the morning. I'm not a farmer, why should I be awake during the day? It's hot out there!

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 12:58:45 AM »

Damn straight.

It's such a Dayperson world. It makes me sick! SICK I TELL YA!

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 01:05:44 AM »

It should. You disgust me, sir.

Rama · « **Reply #13 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 01:08:08 AM »

Well don't worry...I got this plan to block out the sun. Then they'll pay...they'll all pay.

Derrick · « **Reply #14 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 06:27:19 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jun 30, 2009, 11:30:42 PM

You unloaded while the page loaded? No, ew, I shouldn't have said that.

Just think about what that says about my overall stamina. x.x

IDE · « **Reply #15 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 02:28:03 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Jun 30, 2009, 05:48:28 AM

I dreamt of my first time.

Personally I try not to remember, and from the shady glances the pool pump gives me I'm sure it's trying to do the same.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 03:33:26 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Jul 01, 2009, 06:27:19 AM

Quote from: B E C K on Jun 30, 2009, 11:30:42 PM

You unloaded while the page loaded? No, ew, I shouldn't have said that.

Just think about what that says about my overall stamina. x.x

Jesus still loves you.

Quote from: IDE on Jul 01, 2009, 02:28:03 PM

Quote from: Derrick on Jun 30, 2009, 05:48:28 AM
I dreamt of my first time.

Personally I try not to remember, and from the shady glances the pool pump gives me I'm sure it's trying to do the same.

Well, maybe you should have tried talking to it afterwards.

IDE · « **Reply #17 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 05:06:29 PM »

Talking? To a pool pump?

That's insane.

Derrick · « **Reply #18 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 07:29:48 PM »

I am now ill and I don't want to swim in a pool. Now I know how people felt when Jaws came out.

Rama · « **Reply #19 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 11:02:35 PM »

Just don't open your mouth when you go in there. It'll be fine

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Jul 03, 2009, 10:27:46 AM »

But ingesting a little pee is good for the system.

Rama · « **Reply #21 on:** Jul 03, 2009, 01:16:28 PM »

It wasn't the pee I was worried about.

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Jul 04, 2009, 03:50:52 AM »

Caddy Shack candy bars?

Derrick · « **Reply #23 on:** Jul 04, 2009, 10:26:36 AM »

Jizz. Silvery puddles floating on the water's surface.

x.x

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Jul 05, 2009, 02:06:38 AM »

A wizard told me it's good for the skin.

Rama · « **Reply #25 on:** Jul 05, 2009, 03:06:34 AM »

Must...not...say...it...

*Blows a gasket and passes out.*

IDE · « **Reply #26 on:** Jul 06, 2009, 10:24:30 PM »

My jizz only sparkles under the black light of nuitari.

Sam · « **Reply #27 on:** Jul 07, 2009, 09:53:38 AM »

I'm pretty sure ðat's the first time ðat statement has ever been uttered.

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Jul 07, 2009, 10:58:01 AM »

Quote from: Rama on Jul 05, 2009, 03:06:34 AM

Must...not...say...it...

*Blows a gasket and passes out.*

Wizards never lie! Not unless they have a hooked nose and a black cloak, then you know he's evil!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #29 on:** Jul 07, 2009, 12:21:15 PM »

Don't make me whip out my "Snape is Good!" button!