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Gay Pride Outcasts.
« on: Jun 21, 2009, 12:11:31 AM »
Today (er... yesterday) was Kary's Birthday and day two of Rhode Island's Gay-Fest in Providence. After finishing our wonderful dinner and desert, we noticed alot of fags mulling around the city. We tracked them to a giant Gay Festival and decided to partake. We felt like gays must feel at normal festivals. Mostly odd, though some dirty, looks constantly and people seeming to ask us 'why are you here?' with their eyes. Fucking A. At least I got some kick-ass frozen lemonade and got to lay on a nice patch of grass on her lap during the drag show.

tl;dr Gays are just as mean.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #1 on: Jun 21, 2009, 01:28:51 AM »
The majority of the out-and-proud ones I've met are uber-catty, but I think cattiness is required to be out-and-proud.  You know all those Queer Eyes guys had to be catty, claws and fur flying everywhere no doubt.

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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #2 on: Jun 21, 2009, 09:37:29 AM »
We saw midget lesbians, it was adorable.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #3 on: Jun 21, 2009, 11:04:08 PM »
You said "Lay on a nice patch of grass" and mind just went right to the gutter.

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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #4 on: Jun 22, 2009, 02:38:17 PM »
I wish, I was looking for a nice Bi girl so me and Kary could share her for her BDay. No talent at all, all the Lesbians were giant dykes.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #5 on: Jun 22, 2009, 05:34:40 PM »
Gay men can't get enough of me out here.  They all want to talk to me and what not.  One guy at work told me I'd be a god at some club called fault line.

Needless to say I won't be annexing fault line into my pantheon's sphere of influence.

Still I don't remember getting this much pink attention on the east coast.

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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #6 on: Jun 22, 2009, 10:18:17 PM »
at some club called fault line.

...AHAHAHAHAHAHA! AWESOME GAY CLUB NAME!

But seriously, you work at the Cheesecake Factory, that screams homo.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #7 on: Jun 23, 2009, 01:47:56 AM »
Still I don't remember getting this much pink attention on the east coast.

Well, you are closer to San Francisco now.  Just sayin'.

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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #8 on: Jun 23, 2009, 06:47:12 AM »
Within 2 years, IDE will be a house husband. I'm calling it.
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We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #9 on: Jun 25, 2009, 01:49:37 PM »
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Mostly odd, though some dirty, looks constantly and people seeming to ask us 'why are you here?' with their eyes.

Eddie & I have had to "prove" ourselves sometimes.  At a party given by a friend's new partner a few years back, we kept getting asked, sometimes with a sneer, "So - how do you know Frank?"

"Known Jeff for 27 years...." *smile as they slink away* :P

And people who are just out can be pretty snarky as well.  My brother was insufferable for a few years before he realized that being a normal everyday co-worker/neighbor/friend/family member was a really good way to get gay pride across.


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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #10 on: Jun 25, 2009, 08:26:59 PM »
Stay away from Frisco IDE and you'll be fine.

Every gay person I know is....a bitchy wench. The fact they're gay doesn't bother me. The fact they're freaking annoying is a whole other thing. Especially customers.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #11 on: Jun 25, 2009, 10:27:49 PM »
All the gay people I know are really not that different from the straight people I know. Except one...and well he'd have problems if he was straight or Gay, but I really only know him by association.

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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #12 on: Jun 26, 2009, 06:09:05 AM »
But you're in a place they still drag fags by pickup trucks. It's survival instinct.
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I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #13 on: Jun 26, 2009, 01:22:21 PM »
Only if they have tow chains.

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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #14 on: Jun 26, 2009, 01:49:44 PM »
Who doesn't? OK is muddy this time of year. Them flash floods just fuck things up.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #15 on: Jun 26, 2009, 09:04:32 PM »
I want to state for the record that I'd never drag someone to their death, unless they started it.
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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #16 on: Jun 26, 2009, 10:34:37 PM »


But seriously, you work at the Cheesecake Factory, that screams homo.

You can't troll me I have a master's degree.

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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #17 on: Jun 27, 2009, 08:18:29 AM »
You're not helping...
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #18 on: Jun 27, 2009, 08:26:58 AM »
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Every gay person I know is....a bitchy wench. The fact they're gay doesn't bother me. The fact they're freaking annoying is a whole other thing. Especially customers.

Quoted for truth.  Going with what Rama said, straight people also irritate me but campy gay people seem to have a special talent for it.  It's like a sizable faction are so used to discrimination and random hate that they think everyone's hating on them.  It's the same attitude older black women would give me, as if I had enslaved their ancestors or something.

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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #19 on: Jun 27, 2009, 08:32:27 AM »
Yet black women and gays don't get along.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #20 on: Jun 27, 2009, 08:35:28 AM »
They oppress each other.  If only they would combine with the Mexicans, Asians, and Atheists to form Equal Opportunity Voltron.

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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #21 on: Jun 28, 2009, 01:34:21 AM »
Well you know now that you mention it...I think one my Ancestors, Jebadah Clemmons, had a plantation with about 150 head of Homosexuals working it back in like 1827.

I know cause we had to pay reperations in the form or 37 cases of cherry lip blam, and 5 tons of glitter.
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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #22 on: Jun 28, 2009, 04:32:47 PM »
Did they walk home at quittin' time singing those old spirituals like "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"?
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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #23 on: Jun 28, 2009, 10:05:05 PM »
Or did they just blow each other?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #24 on: Jun 29, 2009, 12:51:55 AM »
I'm still trying to figure out how they had descendants.

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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #25 on: Jun 29, 2009, 11:48:06 AM »
I'm trying to figure out how they blew each other while walking home.   One upside down walking on his hands?
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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #26 on: Jun 29, 2009, 01:59:55 PM »
That was my guess. Like a gross Dr. Seuss/Rube Goldberg hybrid of man juice spilling into the gutters.  :puke:
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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #27 on: Jun 29, 2009, 10:49:51 PM »
You're not helping...

I'm helping cheesecake factory though. 

If they were gay before, they're GAR now (by the mere fact that I work there alone).

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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #28 on: Jun 30, 2009, 11:22:00 PM »
That was my guess. Like a gross Dr. Seuss/Rube Goldberg hybrid of man juice spilling into the gutters.  :puke:

So the ball goes into the chute then into the box with the fox.

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Re: Gay Pride Outcasts.
« Reply #29 on: Jul 01, 2009, 06:22:23 AM »
 :lmao:
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.