The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Derrick on Jun 21, 2009, 12:11:31 AM
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Today (er... yesterday) was Kary's Birthday and day two of Rhode Island's Gay-Fest in Providence. After finishing our wonderful dinner and desert, we noticed alot of fags mulling around the city. We tracked them to a giant Gay Festival and decided to partake. We felt like gays must feel at normal festivals. Mostly odd, though some dirty, looks constantly and people seeming to ask us 'why are you here?' with their eyes. Fucking A. At least I got some kick-ass frozen lemonade and got to lay on a nice patch of grass on her lap during the drag show.
tl;dr Gays are just as mean.
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The majority of the out-and-proud ones I've met are uber-catty, but I think cattiness is required to be out-and-proud. You know all those Queer Eyes guys had to be catty, claws and fur flying everywhere no doubt.
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We saw midget lesbians, it was adorable.
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You said "Lay on a nice patch of grass" and mind just went right to the gutter.
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I wish, I was looking for a nice Bi girl so me and Kary could share her for her BDay. No talent at all, all the Lesbians were giant dykes.
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Gay men can't get enough of me out here. They all want to talk to me and what not. One guy at work told me I'd be a god at some club called fault line.
Needless to say I won't be annexing fault line into my pantheon's sphere of influence.
Still I don't remember getting this much pink attention on the east coast.
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at some club called fault line.
...AHAHAHAHAHAHA! AWESOME GAY CLUB NAME!
But seriously, you work at the Cheesecake Factory, that screams homo.
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Still I don't remember getting this much pink attention on the east coast.
Well, you are closer to San Francisco now. Just sayin'.
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Within 2 years, IDE will be a house husband. I'm calling it.
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Mostly odd, though some dirty, looks constantly and people seeming to ask us 'why are you here?' with their eyes.
Eddie & I have had to "prove" ourselves sometimes. At a party given by a friend's new partner a few years back, we kept getting asked, sometimes with a sneer, "So - how do you know Frank?"
"Known Jeff for 27 years...." *smile as they slink away* :P
And people who are just out can be pretty snarky as well. My brother was insufferable for a few years before he realized that being a normal everyday co-worker/neighbor/friend/family member was a really good way to get gay pride across.
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Stay away from Frisco IDE and you'll be fine.
Every gay person I know is....a bitchy wench. The fact they're gay doesn't bother me. The fact they're freaking annoying is a whole other thing. Especially customers.
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All the gay people I know are really not that different from the straight people I know. Except one...and well he'd have problems if he was straight or Gay, but I really only know him by association.
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But you're in a place they still drag fags by pickup trucks. It's survival instinct.
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Only if they have tow chains.
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Who doesn't? OK is muddy this time of year. Them flash floods just fuck things up.
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I want to state for the record that I'd never drag someone to their death, unless they started it.
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But seriously, you work at the Cheesecake Factory, that screams homo.
You can't troll me I have a master's degree.
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You're not helping...
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Every gay person I know is....a bitchy wench. The fact they're gay doesn't bother me. The fact they're freaking annoying is a whole other thing. Especially customers.
Quoted for truth. Going with what Rama said, straight people also irritate me but campy gay people seem to have a special talent for it. It's like a sizable faction are so used to discrimination and random hate that they think everyone's hating on them. It's the same attitude older black women would give me, as if I had enslaved their ancestors or something.
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Yet black women and gays don't get along.
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They oppress each other. If only they would combine with the Mexicans, Asians, and Atheists to form Equal Opportunity Voltron.
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Well you know now that you mention it...I think one my Ancestors, Jebadah Clemmons, had a plantation with about 150 head of Homosexuals working it back in like 1827.
I know cause we had to pay reperations in the form or 37 cases of cherry lip blam, and 5 tons of glitter.
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Did they walk home at quittin' time singing those old spirituals like "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"?
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Or did they just blow each other?
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I'm still trying to figure out how they had descendants.
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I'm trying to figure out how they blew each other while walking home. One upside down walking on his hands?
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That was my guess. Like a gross Dr. Seuss/Rube Goldberg hybrid of man juice spilling into the gutters. :puke:
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You're not helping...
I'm helping cheesecake factory though.
If they were gay before, they're GAR now (by the mere fact that I work there alone).
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That was my guess. Like a gross Dr. Seuss/Rube Goldberg hybrid of man juice spilling into the gutters. :puke:
So the ball goes into the chute then into the box with the fox.
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:lmao:
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Don't get stuck in Molasses Swamp....