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Re: *pokes the board*
« Reply #30 on: Jun 20, 2009, 12:56:03 PM »
I'm not opposed to moving to Texas.

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« Reply #31 on: Jun 20, 2009, 01:06:33 PM »
Boy, I tell you what. It's America in it's best.

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« Reply #32 on: Jun 21, 2009, 12:00:27 AM »
Yep.

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« Reply #33 on: Jun 21, 2009, 12:08:26 AM »
Mmhmm.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: *pokes the board*
« Reply #34 on: Jun 21, 2009, 02:07:13 AM »
King of Hill.  :joe:


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« Reply #35 on: Jun 21, 2009, 09:41:40 AM »
That's the joke.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: *pokes the board*
« Reply #36 on: Jun 21, 2009, 01:51:00 PM »
And I am still without my What-A-Burger!

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Re: *pokes the board*
« Reply #37 on: Jun 22, 2009, 07:32:56 PM »
I'd never eaten at a Whataburger until the roadtrip I went on for Free Comic Book Day.  It's basically a walk-in Sonic with fewer choices.
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Re: *pokes the board*
« Reply #38 on: Jun 23, 2009, 12:14:55 AM »
That's not nearly as exciting as TV made it out to be. =\

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« Reply #39 on: Jun 23, 2009, 01:51:58 AM »
That's the joke.

Duh, that's why it's annoying.

Whataburger != Sonic.  Sonic has better drink selections but their burgers and chicken sandwiches are piddly compared to a Whataburger.

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« Reply #40 on: Jun 23, 2009, 06:49:21 AM »
Doesn't compare to Krystal in the south. Krystal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> White Castle.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #41 on: Jun 23, 2009, 01:05:28 PM »
Well my Whataburger dreams have just been shattered.

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« Reply #42 on: Jun 23, 2009, 09:55:49 PM »
Whattaburger -> no big deal.  Don't believe the hype.  Go to Hardee's.
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« Reply #43 on: Jun 23, 2009, 11:24:35 PM »
They don't have Hardees in France...
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #44 on: Jun 23, 2009, 11:53:47 PM »
They finally closed the last Hardee's around me. Best Buy and Khols forced them out so they could build where they were. That was like almost 6 months ago and they still havn't tore down the old buildings and started putting those places up. That's 6 months of Monster Burgers and curly fries I'll never get back.

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« Reply #45 on: Jun 24, 2009, 07:18:35 AM »
The only fast food I eat is Subway and Chipotle.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #46 on: Jun 25, 2009, 02:20:03 PM »
Texas has one Hardee's in Perryton by the OK border; hence the iron grip of Whataburger.
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« Reply #47 on: Jun 27, 2009, 08:55:24 AM »
Never been to Krystal and there's no Hardee's here yet.  We're supposed to get one but I don't know where in town or when.  I get off on Whataburger's iron grip.  Dammit, I'm hungry.

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« Reply #48 on: Jul 01, 2009, 06:11:39 AM »
You've... never had... a Krystal? If I lived where Krystals were in a drivable range... I'd be fat.
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« Reply #49 on: Jul 01, 2009, 03:52:54 PM »
I didn't notice them pop up anywhere around here until fairly recently.  By then, I had moved to a different part of town.  What's so special about them?

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« Reply #50 on: Jul 01, 2009, 07:53:19 PM »
Better than White Castle. Perfectly cooked sliders with pickles, onions, and mustard (or go just cheese like Kary). Great seasoned fries. They come in cute little boxes with the most pillowy soft buns.

...I miss it so.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #51 on: Jul 02, 2009, 11:30:35 AM »
I don't recognize half še places you guys are talking about.  Out of šose I've heard of Hardee's (I žink I actually may have gone to one of šose once), and White Castle.  Speaking of fast food, it's time to swear it off again after my second ever visit to Chipotle earlier šis week left me wiž a fun little case of food poisoning.
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« Reply #52 on: Jul 02, 2009, 12:18:39 PM »
I've never heard of Kyrstal. Only Krystal we have around here is of the Meth kind.

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« Reply #53 on: Jul 02, 2009, 03:22:11 PM »
Sam, your posts still look like you're better suited to reviewing a place that serves lutefisk.
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« Reply #54 on: Jul 04, 2009, 10:16:27 AM »
...ew. I hate lutefisk.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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« Reply #55 on: Jul 07, 2009, 12:18:26 PM »
That's the point.  It's the Lutheran version of penance.
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« Reply #56 on: Jul 07, 2009, 09:50:49 PM »
A lutheran abortion, you mean.
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« Reply #57 on: Jul 08, 2009, 12:01:32 PM »
No, that's potato & pimento hotdish.  Lutefisk is caustic roadkill.
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« Reply #58 on: Jul 11, 2009, 03:05:11 PM »
Posting this in a random thread as I can't make new topics, but I am seriously worried about my future at my apartment. I wonder if I'll be on the streets soon.


I live in a large house turned into apartments for college students getup. Last night, the manager was flipping the fuck out, cussing and swearing so loud and so angry that he could be heard a mile away. Someone had made a mess upstairs, and no one would fess up. He was literally red-faced angry, yelling profanities, slamming doors at 12am.

He came downstairs to my apartment 2 times, first to ask me if I made the mess, and since he didn't believe me the first time, to say that if I did make the mess, I'd be in trouble. Third time I got into an argument with him, I finally slammed the door cause I didn't want to hear his shit.

He opens the door to my apartment, barges in, and threatens to kick my ass. This is the fucking manager of the fucking apartment acting horribly unprofessional and THREATING one of his tenants?

I was on 911 like fucking whoa. He actually bragged about the cops being called, said they would drag me out of the apartment and kicked me out. He said he'd have me evicted and on the streets by the end of the weekend.

The cops came, interviewed us separately, he admitted to him that he barged into my apartment and threatened me, and the cops asked me if I wanted to have him arrested and charged with a felony.

Now, he's been real nice to me for the 2 years I've lived there, and maybe this was just a bad day for him, so I declined. I should have had him cool off in a jail cell though.

Now I'm a bit afraid of him retaliating, and a bit afraid of going to court for eviction. He probably told HIS side of the story to the owner, but I have two police witnesses and a police record that says he acted violently and unprofessionaly towards me, and threatened me with bodily harm. They can take this shit to court if they wish. Odds are, with the manager admitting threatening violence against me, I'd probably win.

Still, I'm fucking worried.
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« Reply #59 on: Jul 11, 2009, 03:23:24 PM »
I don't get you at all.  Here's a chance for you to lower the boom on this motherfucker for what he did (and the rest of the world...hello footlocker?!) did to you and let it slide?

I would've sent that fuck off to jail while blasting "NAH NAH NAH, NAH NAH NAH, HEY HEYYYYY GOOOOD BYYYE" on my shitty little boombox.

If I were you I'd be looking into suing the owner as in my mind he's in someway partly responsible for you being threatened (since that filthy animal works for him), and now you need therapy and ice cream.  Those things cost money, and that slumlord bastid has some that should now be yours.