Author Topic: The Path To Glory (Read 27227 times)

Derrick · « **Reply #90 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:20:18 PM »

I guess that's why they call this place random, lol.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #91 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:22:54 PM »

Better than launching into the TV Batman theme song.

B E C K · « **Reply #92 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:34:44 PM »

Next time he sees her, he should be all "hey, baby"...

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Bernie AKA · « **Reply #93 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:37:25 PM »

Much better than a cheesecake!

Derrick · « **Reply #94 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:37:54 PM »

Cheesecake is the gayest of all cakes.

B E C K · « **Reply #95 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:44:41 PM »

Even chocolate cheesecake?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #96 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:45:37 PM »

I vote for Italian cream.

B E C K · « **Reply #97 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:53:16 PM »

Is that a cake?

IDE · « **Reply #98 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 04:00:07 PM »

I would say that the lemon cello torte is the gayest of all cakes.

Cheesecake is made of cheese, a manly food that makes everything taste better and inspires epic flatulence.

IDE · « **Reply #99 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 04:01:59 PM »

But anyways I forgot to mention that I have another girl that I'm talking to (big surprise). And I already told her that I like Harry Potter and play WoW and so far nothing has gone wrong.

Sam · « **Reply #100 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 05:47:10 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Jul 07, 2009, 07:28:14 PM

EVEN THO ON THIS VERY FUCKING BOARD I WROTE DOWN THAT I SHOULD NEVER ADMIT THIS TO ANY GIRL BECAUSE THE GIRLS THAT ARE INTO THAT SHIT DONT REALLLY LIKE THE GUYS THAT ARE INTO IT. ITS A FUCKJING LIE THAT THEY TELL THEMSELVES.

IDE · « **Reply #101 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 08:30:29 PM »

Yeah...

I guess I'll never learn.

/walks out of the thread stopping to turn his thumb out at the road every once in awhile while the theme to the hulk tv show plays.

IDE · « **Reply #102 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 08:38:46 PM »

But before I go I should mention she invited me to a Michael Jackson tribute that we're having at work tonight and she thinks all the pictures we took at disneyland are cute. She just turned 20 last week so her life essence is ripe for harvesting (I should be able to remain 23 for another 2.5 years if I can take her).

Sam · « **Reply #103 on:** Jul 10, 2009, 10:05:46 AM »

Ok, I find your whole hedonistic, conquering approach to "romance" pretty offputting, but that was pretty funny.

Rama · « **Reply #104 on:** Jul 10, 2009, 11:37:55 AM »

I wouldn't worry about IDE approach to romance there. The ones he's fucking pretty much seem to be looking for the same thing (Part of his problem I think) and so he's really not taking anything of quality off the market. Just one less One Night Stand if you are into that sort of thing.

IDE · « **Reply #105 on:** Jul 10, 2009, 08:02:17 PM »

That's not true. I don't just meet these stereotypical one night stand "she's my cherry pie" video chicks in bars, clubs, etc.

These women are your sisters and daughters. No one is safe.

Derrick · « **Reply #106 on:** Jul 10, 2009, 08:57:27 PM »

I have no progeny and my sisters are in their forties.

Rama · « **Reply #107 on:** Jul 10, 2009, 10:23:36 PM »

I have no sisters, or brothers for that matter if you start to swing that way.

Derrick · « **Reply #108 on:** Jul 10, 2009, 11:05:43 PM »

Maybe he's tri-sexual? I was until I realized what it meant. I still can't shit right.

IDE · « **Reply #109 on:** Jul 11, 2009, 04:28:52 AM »

You both have neighbors though, and acquaintances!

Rama · « **Reply #110 on:** Jul 11, 2009, 01:10:08 PM »

If you want to fuck my neighbor go ahead. I wouldn't touch her with a 20 foot pole myself, but whatever floats your boat.

IDE · « **Reply #111 on:** Jul 11, 2009, 02:53:43 PM »

I'll be right over.

The D · « **Reply #112 on:** Jul 11, 2009, 02:55:27 PM »

What he didn't tell you is that, considering he lives in a very rural area, his neighbor is a 70 year old farmer's wife.

IDE · « **Reply #113 on:** Jul 11, 2009, 03:03:46 PM »

...

I'll be right over.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #114 on:** Jul 11, 2009, 09:31:50 PM »

Pro bono work?

Rama · « **Reply #115 on:** Jul 11, 2009, 11:14:00 PM »

Can you fuck her to death? Cause I'm tired of her living next to me and coming over and harassing anyone that swings by trying to get Cigarettes.

IDE · « **Reply #116 on:** Jul 12, 2009, 03:34:52 AM »

Ugh...the girl that doesn't want me is getting on my nerves. It was providence that I didn't bang her.

I could wound her by telling her that people warned me not to hook up with her. But instead I should just stop talking to her period. I told her that she doesn't really want to be friends, she just wants to go back to being strangers. But she insists otherwise.

Leave me alone bitch, you probably have a disease and Odin has steered me clear.

B E C K · « **Reply #117 on:** Jul 12, 2009, 12:52:50 PM »

Is that the chick allergic to hand-holding or is this someone else now?

IDE · « **Reply #118 on:** Jul 12, 2009, 10:05:53 PM »

Hand holding girl was 2 chicks ago.

B E C K · « **Reply #119 on:** Jul 13, 2009, 05:40:56 PM »

Then I'm lost.