Author Topic: The Path To Glory (Read 27244 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #60 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 01:03:28 AM »

You're puffy, bitch.

Rama · « **Reply #61 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 01:06:38 AM »

R-R-Really? ;__;

Derrick · « **Reply #62 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 06:25:52 AM »

Yeah. I wasn't going to say anything, but since Nuri did... yeah.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #63 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 09:51:15 AM »

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I don't think Gentiles are suppose to be attractive

Are you a Jewish mother whose son the doctor is eyeng the shiksas?

Rama · « **Reply #64 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 01:11:23 PM »

Well that's what I get for not double checking the Spell Check's work.

IDE · « **Reply #65 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 02:23:41 PM »

damn I wanted to make the jew comment.

B E C K · « **Reply #66 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 03:36:19 PM »

There's enough Jewish comments and dreidels for everyone.

Derrick · « **Reply #67 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 07:32:17 PM »

I love dreidels.

B E C K · « **Reply #68 on:** Jul 03, 2009, 10:23:36 AM »

The only person who doesn't is Satan and that's only because he thinks playing with toys is, like, so immature.

Rama · « **Reply #69 on:** Jul 03, 2009, 01:13:49 PM »

What a douche.

Derrick · « **Reply #70 on:** Jul 04, 2009, 10:22:35 AM »

...they don't believe in Satan. Hitler would have been a better reference.

Speaking of which, there were a pair of Neo Nazi's working out at my gym. Everyone was irked, they had some odd tattoos which only reinforced that they were retarded. This really jacked pair of a white guy and black guy (Ebony, ivory...) were just staring them down with roid rage in their eyes.

B E C K · « **Reply #71 on:** Jul 05, 2009, 02:08:07 AM »

Quote from: Derrick on Jul 04, 2009, 10:22:35 AM

...they don't believe in Satan. Hitler would have been a better reference.

Dammit! Do over! Okay, okay, post "I love dreidels" again.

Rama · « **Reply #72 on:** Jul 05, 2009, 03:04:44 AM »

Wait...we get to do overs?

Can I cash mine in now please?

Derrick · « **Reply #73 on:** Jul 05, 2009, 10:42:59 AM »

They don't exist in OK, something about when it turned into a state and the forcing out of the red man.

Rama · « **Reply #74 on:** Jul 05, 2009, 01:15:11 PM »

Well good thing I live in Missouri then.

Derrick · « **Reply #75 on:** Jul 06, 2009, 05:52:13 AM »

You moved? Weak. I gotta abreast myself of MO laws.

If you're ever in Kansas City, visit Bo Lings, amazing Chinese food.

Rama · « **Reply #76 on:** Jul 06, 2009, 01:03:09 PM »

No..I never lived in OK. I don't even know where you got that from.

Derrick · « **Reply #77 on:** Jul 06, 2009, 04:50:34 PM »

Everything you've ever said. Ever.

Rama · « **Reply #78 on:** Jul 06, 2009, 07:57:41 PM »

You mean all those thing I said where I never mentioned living in OK once, but have several times said I live in MO. You mean those things?

Derrick · « **Reply #79 on:** Jul 07, 2009, 12:18:04 AM »

Maybe I did, maybe I didn't, but that has nothing to do with this.

B E C K · « **Reply #80 on:** Jul 07, 2009, 11:42:18 AM »

Nobody here lives in OK. Rama has been in MO forever, looking at his fireworks and lighting up his pr0n.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #81 on:** Jul 07, 2009, 12:07:50 PM »

I have an ex-lover who lived in OK, but he's back in Houston now. I can't remember anyone here even mentioning Oklahoma. Maybe Tom fell asleep dreaming of Rama during old musical night on TNT.

Rama · « **Reply #82 on:** Jul 07, 2009, 12:50:53 PM »

Yeah I was born in MO, and though I've moved around a bit, I've never moved out of state. But after almost 30 years here, I'm about ready to move someplace else.

IDE · « **Reply #83 on:** Jul 07, 2009, 07:28:14 PM »

FUCKIING SHITT!

I never learn anything. So I went to a party at cheesecake and I meet this chick and shes like ready to bang me that night and then she says that she's a dork whose into sci fi so I ADMIT THAT I COLLECT TRANSFORMERS ETC.

EVEN THO ON THIS VERY FUCKING BOARD I WROTE DOWN THAT I SHOULD NEVER ADMIT THIS TO ANY GIRL BECAUSE THE GIRLS THAT ARE INTO THAT SHIT DONT REALLLY LIKE THE GUYS THAT ARE INTO IT. ITS A FUCKJING LIE THAT THEY TELL THEMSELVES.

TODAY SHE HAS DECIDED THAT SHE DOESNT WANT TO DATE ANYONE SHE WORKS WITH.

I COULD HAVE TAKEN THIS BITCH TO MY CAR AND FUCKED HER THE NIGHT I MET HER AND BEEN DONE WITH IT, BUT BECAUSE SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS A DORK I SPARED HER...

SO LET THIS POST SERVE AS A REMINDER TO ME AND WARNING TO ALL:

SPARE NO ONE YOU FUCKTARD! RELENTLESS DESTRUCTION UNTIL EVERY VAGINA LIES IN A STEAMING PILE AND I SIT ATOP IT ON A THRONE MADE OF BOOBS, MY ELBOW ON MY KNEE, MY CHIN RESTING ON MY FIST AS I PONDER HOW I COULD HAVE EVER BEEN A SENTIMENTAL FOOL.

Derrick · « **Reply #84 on:** Jul 07, 2009, 09:53:00 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Jul 07, 2009, 07:28:14 PM

SO LET THIS POST SERVE AS A REMINDER TO ME AND WARNING TO ALL

Except I have a woman, I don't like transformers, and she's dressed as Princess Leia for me.

Moral of the story? Find a hot-ass bitch that shares your common interests and hold on.

Rama · « **Reply #85 on:** Jul 07, 2009, 10:38:22 PM »

Wait....The White Get-up or Slave.

IDE · « **Reply #86 on:** Jul 07, 2009, 11:56:09 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Jul 07, 2009, 09:53:00 PM

Quote from: IDE on Jul 07, 2009, 07:28:14 PM
SO LET THIS POST SERVE AS A REMINDER TO ME AND WARNING TO ALL

Except I have a woman, I don't like transformers, and she's dressed as Princess Leia for me.

Moral of the story? Find a hot-ass bitch that shares your common interests and hold on.

But wait...do you look like a dork?

I think that's the key factor here.

Derrick · « **Reply #87 on:** Jul 08, 2009, 09:20:06 AM »

Alot of girls are secret dorks, you just have to discover what are they dorks for. If it's fashion, they'll wind up fat.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #88 on:** Jul 08, 2009, 11:49:09 AM »

Read "so I went to a party as a cheesecake". That might be a dork factor worth trying.

B E C K · « **Reply #89 on:** Jul 09, 2009, 01:04:54 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Jul 07, 2009, 07:28:14 PM

FUCKIING SHITT!

I never learn anything. So I went to a party at cheesecake and I meet this chick and shes like ready to bang me that night and then she says that she's a dork whose into sci fi so I ADMIT THAT I COLLECT TRANSFORMERS ETC.

EVEN THO ON THIS VERY FUCKING BOARD I WROTE DOWN THAT I SHOULD NEVER ADMIT THIS TO ANY GIRL BECAUSE THE GIRLS THAT ARE INTO THAT SHIT DONT REALLLY LIKE THE GUYS THAT ARE INTO IT. ITS A FUCKJING LIE THAT THEY TELL THEMSELVES.

TODAY SHE HAS DECIDED THAT SHE DOESNT WANT TO DATE ANYONE SHE WORKS WITH.

BLAH BLAH BLAH...

Maybe you should've done her that night and when she climaxed, yelled "I'M INTO TRANSFORMERS! AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT!", made the transforming noise, and see how she reacted.

Or maybe that's a terrible, terrible idea.

You know, either, or.