Author Topic: The Path To Glory (Read 27300 times)

IDE · « **Reply #30 on:** Jun 03, 2009, 12:01:57 AM »

Also how do you weirdos deal with this?

It's been 3 months since I've had sex and I'm hallucinating.

This girl in the coffee shop is wearing a short skirt and every time she gets up I see part of her butt cheeks.

It's maddening

B E C K · « **Reply #31 on:** Jun 03, 2009, 03:05:36 AM »

Beat off?

I'm sorry, "What is beat off?"

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IDE · « **Reply #32 on:** Jun 10, 2009, 07:40:28 PM »

The drought ended 3 days after I made that post.

It's as if the gods are watching the internet.

Ahem...

Now I would like an agent.

But keep the sex coming too.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #33 on:** Jun 10, 2009, 10:08:00 PM »

A sex agent!

Rama · « **Reply #34 on:** Jun 11, 2009, 12:32:17 AM »

or an Agent of S.E.X.

B E C K · « **Reply #35 on:** Jun 11, 2009, 10:44:30 PM »

Trebek looked better with a mustache.

Derrick · « **Reply #36 on:** Jun 12, 2009, 06:09:25 AM »

So much better. Now I don't even wanna blow a load on his Canadian face.

IDE · « **Reply #37 on:** Jun 16, 2009, 09:45:39 PM »

I'm now in the employ of The Cheese Cake Factory.

I wear an all white outfit that makes me feel like George Burns when I go to work in the morning.

B E C K · « **Reply #38 on:** Jun 17, 2009, 12:35:32 AM »

Quote

I'm now in the employ of The Cheese Cake Factory.

There has to be a joke in there somewhere but it's not coming to me.

Rama · « **Reply #39 on:** Jun 17, 2009, 12:42:44 AM »

From Beef Cake to Cheese Cake?

Yeah that sucked...maybe someone else should take this one.

B E C K · « **Reply #40 on:** Jun 17, 2009, 01:28:07 AM »

"There's beefcake in the Cheese Cake Factory!"

No?

Rama · « **Reply #41 on:** Jun 17, 2009, 01:46:26 AM »

I think it's the right path you know...but it's just still not working.

B E C K · « **Reply #42 on:** Jun 17, 2009, 02:56:02 AM »

Yeah, I know.

Derrick · « **Reply #43 on:** Jun 17, 2009, 05:13:29 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Jun 16, 2009, 09:45:39 PM

I'm now in the employ of The Cheese Cake Factory.

It all makes sense now.

IDE · « **Reply #44 on:** Jun 18, 2009, 11:53:53 PM »

It does?

Either way, I should be making around 150 a shift so my money problems are solved and I can join expensive acting classes and get new head shots (not too mention new furniture and my own INTERNET).

and I thought the set up was in "...feel like George Burns..." but maybe I was wrong.

Sam · « **Reply #45 on:** Jun 19, 2009, 04:13:25 PM »

Did you want something like "Now it'll be even more fitting when women scream out 'Oh God' around you."

Because, yeah, I wasn't going to do ðat.

Derrick · « **Reply #46 on:** Jun 19, 2009, 09:11:56 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Jun 18, 2009, 11:53:53 PM

It does?

Completely not gay at all. Well, maybe a little. If it were an actual factory maybe less so, but it's not.

IDE · « **Reply #47 on:** Jun 22, 2009, 06:03:43 PM »

Quote from: Sam on Jun 19, 2009, 04:13:25 PM

Did you want something like "Now it'll be even more fitting when women scream out 'Oh God' around you."

Because, yeah, I wasn't going to do ðat.

Yeah something to that effect.

Quote from: Derrick on Jun 19, 2009, 09:11:56 PM

Quote from: IDE on Jun 18, 2009, 11:53:53 PM
It does?

Completely not gay at all. Well, maybe a little. If it were an actual factory maybe less so, but it's not.

What's gay about it?

Dressing up in all white? I'll wager you've done that without being forced to and went out in public no less, in the name of trendy fabulous fashion theme parties.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #48 on:** Jun 22, 2009, 07:24:09 PM »

Col. Sanders is manly wearing all white.

Derrick · « **Reply #49 on:** Jun 22, 2009, 10:20:50 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Jun 22, 2009, 06:03:43 PM

What's gay about it?

Dressing up in all white? I'll wager you've done that without being forced to and went out in public no less, in the name of trendy fabulous fashion theme parties.

The name, occupation, and general reputation.

IDE · « **Reply #50 on:** Jun 26, 2009, 10:49:36 PM »

To that I can only humbly reply:

Nah nigga, you gay.

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jun 22, 2009, 07:24:09 PM

Col. Sanders is manly wearing all white.

You're right. I wish they'd let me wear a tie like his.

Derrick · « **Reply #51 on:** Jun 27, 2009, 08:19:35 AM »

Grow the beard and you'll just attract twinks that love bears. But then you never know, you may like having a powet bottom.

B E C K · « **Reply #52 on:** Jun 27, 2009, 08:41:48 AM »

It's not gay if you don't touch the penis and never catch.

IDE · « **Reply #53 on:** Jun 29, 2009, 10:56:50 PM »

I'll never understand how anyone could dislike vag.

Constructed by the gods to be the perfect sheath for my mighty weapon, I will accept no uncouth substitutions.

Derrick · « **Reply #54 on:** Jun 30, 2009, 05:53:28 AM »

I don't understand how anyone could like cock. I was watch an SNL best of this weekend with Adam Sandler and Chris Farley (the gay beer commercial) and they zoom in on the cock and I didn't get it.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #55 on:** Jun 30, 2009, 11:03:02 AM »

I can personally vouch for the appeal of both.

B E C K · « **Reply #56 on:** Jun 30, 2009, 11:50:45 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Jun 29, 2009, 10:56:50 PM

I'll never understand how anyone could dislike vag.

Well, strictly speaking from an owner's standpoint, it's kinda gross. Especially every 21 days or so.

Rama · « **Reply #57 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 12:23:15 AM »

I don't think Gentiles are suppose to be attractive. If you get to the point where you are seeing them up close and personal you're kind of already committed. Pure function baby.

B E C K · « **Reply #58 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 12:49:32 AM »

So the botox was a bad idea?

Rama · « **Reply #59 on:** Jul 01, 2009, 12:52:03 AM »

I was going to say...you have some puffiness.

But whatever makes yourself feel better. I like to put a little Cowboy hat on. You know going against type and not using a Fireman's helmet.