Author Topic: The Path To Glory (Read 12324 times)

IDE · « **on:** Mar 14, 2009, 01:37:06 AM »

I have left miami...FOREVER.

The president has been informed and is preparing to launch the nuclear strike as I type this.

Soon I will be in california starring in motion pictures and yelling at people like christian bale.

Derrick · « **Reply #1 on:** Mar 14, 2009, 01:49:49 AM »

I think Christian Bale would have something to say about that.

Just insert any snippet from his rant, really. I don't care which one.

The D · « **Reply #2 on:** Mar 14, 2009, 03:44:52 PM »

They need to divert one of those nukes to Detroit. This area's such a shithole it doesn't deserve to exist.

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Mar 15, 2009, 03:43:45 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Mar 14, 2009, 01:49:49 AM

I think Christian Bale would have something to say about that.

Just insert any snippet from his rant, really. I don't care which one.

Hey IDE, make sure your diva rants are recorded and posted on the internet so some DJ can go remix them like they did with Bale.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #4 on:** Mar 15, 2009, 03:45:12 PM »

I ASKED FOR BLUE M&M'S ONLY!! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!?!? IDIOT!! *dumps bowl of candy on poor intern*

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #5 on:** Mar 16, 2009, 05:48:40 PM »

And then he whales away at her mound before a live studio audience, which collectively gasps in amazement and applauds at the conclusion.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #6 on:** Mar 19, 2009, 09:55:51 PM »

He'll be back in a couple of months.

IDE · « **Reply #7 on:** Mar 22, 2009, 03:10:20 PM »

There's nowhere to go back to.

IDE · « **Reply #8 on:** Mar 22, 2009, 03:14:30 PM »

The ships have burned at losgar. Forward now to victory or death.

Sam · « **Reply #9 on:** Mar 23, 2009, 09:44:07 AM »

I was waiting for the Tolkein reference or the WoW reference. I see you went with the former this time.

Derrick · « **Reply #10 on:** Mar 23, 2009, 12:27:38 PM »

Gibraltar would have been mine, but then...

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #11 on:** Mar 23, 2009, 01:22:24 PM »

But Fëanor went out like a bitch...your story better not end like his.

Derrick · « **Reply #12 on:** Mar 23, 2009, 09:07:54 PM »

Better to be Erendil (sp?).

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #13 on:** Mar 26, 2009, 07:25:26 PM »

Eärendil still went through a wringer through he did make it to Valinor and ultimately to the stars.

Rama · « **Reply #14 on:** Mar 27, 2009, 12:44:22 AM »

I think we are going to need a Dutch Boy in here. There is a leak in the nerd dyke.

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Mar 27, 2009, 10:00:23 AM »

Yeah, I'm pretty much lost at this point.

IDE · « **Reply #16 on:** Mar 27, 2009, 12:44:02 PM »

Quote from: Sam on Mar 23, 2009, 09:44:07 AM

I was waiting for the Tolkein reference or the WoW reference. I see you went with the former this time.

Yeah I figure it's been WoW, WoW, WoW...for awhile now and then BAM! I hit ya with the Tolkien.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #17 on:** Mar 29, 2009, 02:24:45 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Mar 27, 2009, 12:44:22 AM

I think we are going to need a Dutch Boy in here. There is a leak in the nerd dyke.

Uhm Tom drove Rumble away so no dutch boy here :-(

IDE · « **Reply #18 on:** Apr 04, 2009, 11:08:50 AM »

I'm in New Mexico.

Rama · « **Reply #19 on:** Apr 04, 2009, 11:49:34 PM »

This might be something you've answered before and I just wasn't paying attention, but why did it take you almost half a month to get from FL to NM? You arn't Man-Whoring your way cross country are you?

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Apr 05, 2009, 07:08:31 PM »

Maybe he's running there.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #21 on:** Apr 06, 2009, 05:08:04 PM »

I imagine it's easier to go a-wenching in a Forrest Gump-style cross cunt-ry run.

IDE · « **Reply #22 on:** Apr 06, 2009, 07:08:29 PM »

I stopped in NC for a couple weeks.

But now I'm here.

IDE · « **Reply #23 on:** May 28, 2009, 12:54:43 AM »

Well I'm up for a spokesperson gig selling their version of shamwow and slapchop.

Rama · « **Reply #24 on:** May 28, 2009, 01:31:18 AM »

Now all you need is something that makes people remember you. Like an Aussie accent or an the raised eyebrow huge eyeball of Evil combo. I suggest drooling uncontrollably.

IDE · « **Reply #25 on:** May 28, 2009, 06:20:27 PM »

And a catch phrase...

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #26 on:** May 28, 2009, 11:17:05 PM »

"Behold your Golden God. Surrender the poon, and thou shalt live."

IDE · « **Reply #27 on:** May 29, 2009, 09:48:22 PM »

...to take advantage of these great products that will change your cooking and cleaning experiences forever!

Rama · « **Reply #28 on:** May 30, 2009, 03:08:34 AM »

It's RIPTASTIC! Then you flex.

IDE · « **Reply #29 on:** Jun 02, 2009, 11:59:34 PM »

Well it turns out this is a commission only position.

They pitch this to you during day 2 because they know you'd never go through with it if they were up front. I c wut u did thr pitch fucks.

They pay 350 a week to train you though. I might take their 1000 of training money and then bail. 1000 for 3 weeks of work isn't good money but getting paid to take revenge on someone is always a good thing.

Also I haven't so much as kissed a girl out here. I'm making rookie mistakes in bars like bouncing between talking to different girls. I guess I was used to doing that in school because I was God Tier and rebuking me in my kingdom was not wise. Now out here I have to mind my manners and obey pursuance etiquette....

for now.